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oh you came back

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you'll come back next time discord the

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awesome chat app beloved by gamers everywhere and lots of other people too

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you don't own it james other people can like it

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is reportedly in acquisition talks with several potential buyers and the word is

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that microsoft is one of them sources within discord apparently told

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venturebeat that microsoft may complete the purchase for 10 billion

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or more although bloomberg sources add that while discord actually reached out

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to microsoft first it's more likely to go public than sell itself which i'm

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sure most of us would actually prefer wait no i want them to get rid of teams

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they'll just switch it out gamers will start using teams and then now the last

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big chat app microsoft bought was skype back in 2011 and now

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skype sucks i can almost see phil spencer standing

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on an e3 stage talking about how awesome it is that all of discord's cool

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features are now available right from the Windows 10 xbox app so convenient

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that's not awesome phil also e3

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come on what is this 2019

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a time when we could go to things

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it's all about ltx now wait the global chip shortage is getting worse not

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better so much so that some analysts are calling the situation a straight up

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crisis in part because raw material suppliers slowed down production last

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year in preparation for kovid not anticipating that demand would actually

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skyrocket people like staying inside and playing games

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what the situation has been made worse by a fire at a japanese chip

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manufacturing facility owned by renee sauce

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is that a pun on renaissance anyways they're one of the car industry's

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biggest chip suppliers as you no doubt know street prices of pc components like

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gpus have skyrocketed a trend that is set to only get worse as companies like

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MSI announce price hikes as a result of low supply meanwhile leakers claim

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NVIDIA is planning to release a high-end ampere-powered crypto mining card that

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can hit 210 mega hatches per second double the performance of the rtx 30 90.

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this is not looking good guys NVIDIA your mining card didn't work put that

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GPU in a gaming card you know what give that to me give it

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your pills and apple has kind of failed to read the

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room by blocking updates for the proton vpn app in an email apple told proton

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that their app's description breaks app store guidelines about bypassing geo

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restrictions here's the offending portion whether it is challenging

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governments educating the public or training journalists we have a long

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history of helping to bring online freedom to more people around the world

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seems accurate given that the un has recommended protons apps as a way for

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the citizens of myanmar to get around the severe internet restrictions placed

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by the military after they staged a coup apple hates that

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oh that's not um you're breaking the law

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it's extra weird because proton says the offending excerpt has been in its app

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description for months before apple started blocking proton vpn's updates

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you know what this means apple you got to let fortnite back on iphones

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hey i i don't make the rules okay this is what

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that's the law one for one now it's time for quick bits brought to you by

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manscaped in their lawnmower 3.0 it's

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well manly it's waterproof cordless and

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features a ceramic blade with skin safe technology it's won the mvp trophy for

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ball trimmers every year since that's been a thing which i think it is

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the trophy oh thank you and now they've got crop

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mop wet wipes which keep your undercarriage clean and refreshed

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now with manscaped you can take care of yourself and others because all

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purchases made at manscape.com during the month of march contribute to the

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testicular cancer society for the we save balls initiative get 20 off with

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free international shipping at manscape.com tech and make a donation to the

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testicular cancer society to help save a life quick bits pour them in a bowl and

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just add water if ingested call the police

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Intel's doubling down on manufacturing their own chips in a live stream

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yesterday the company's new engineer ceo pat gelsinger said they're putting 20

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billion dollars towards a new foundry facility in arizona Intel's so confident

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they're going to turn things around they're even bringing back the tick tock

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manufacturing model i hope they don't confuse it with the other tick tock

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although pat does look like he's hiding some sick dance moves under that suit

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it looks like he could get down show me your moves oneplus has announced

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the oneplus 9 and 9 pro with hasselblad branded cameras and hefty price tags

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only slightly cheaper than samsung's galaxy s21

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you either die the flagship killer or live long enough to see yourself become

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the flagship but wait there's a oneplus 9r without the hassle bladness and more

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reasonable features in price but it's only available in india that doesn't

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help me i hate you again

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the so-called nintendo switch pro has been rumored for ages now with most

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leaks claiming that the device would feature an OLED display and 4k output

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while docked we've heard it all before i'm bored but fresh leaks support those

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claims and add that the new switch may be powered by a chip built on NVIDIA's

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upcoming lovelace architecture

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with that 4k support enabled by dlss upscaling technologies apple makes a

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switch apple could make a switch but you know they're not making a switch you

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know who is qualcomm maybe qualcomm will be nintendo to the punch with their

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rumored Android-powered switch knockoff device complete with detachable joy-con

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controllers if this is real i'll actually be quite excited because when

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we installed Android on the company switch i loved it and you can't do that

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with newer switches because they don't have the special vulnerability you can make take

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advantage of so this would be really cool james wouldn't you say snap oh

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and xbox live is no more sort of xbox

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one i didn't want to make the joke that's

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morbid xbox live gold paid memberships are still a thing and are required to

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play most online games but the base level xbox live network is now just

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being called xbox network which sounds

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super lame but hey at least you won't need an xbox live gold membership to

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play free to play titles like fortnite and apex legends because microsoft is

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rolling that out after promising it a few months ago so get your friends and

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hop on xbox network and share files

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started ftp link what dumb

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super long episodes are also dumb so come back on friday for more tech news

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or you will make me cry i'm a human and when riley cries he stays sad