WEBVTT 00:00:00.240 --> 00:00:07.120 You don't have enough battery. You don't have a powerful enough flashlight. You 00:00:04.480 --> 00:00:15.519 can't hold down all your loose papers. Well, the Ukel WP100 Titan is literally 00:00:11.920 --> 00:00:20.520 three times better than an iPhone at all 00:00:15.519 --> 00:00:20.520 of those workloads. Look at this. 00:00:21.039 --> 00:00:30.320 Okay, in all seriousness though, this thing looks flipping incredible. I am 00:00:26.960 --> 00:00:33.680 talking a standby time of six months, a 00:00:30.320 --> 00:00:37.200 typical advertised usage time of two 00:00:33.680 --> 00:00:42.000 weeks and over 45 00:00:37.200 --> 00:00:44.399 hours of continuous video playback. 00:00:42.000 --> 00:00:50.079 I saw the picture on their website of users literally using this phone as a 00:00:48.000 --> 00:00:55.559 hammer and I thought they were kind of memeing. I don't think they are anymore. 00:00:57.360 --> 00:01:03.039 Wow. It has a 33,000 00:01:00.960 --> 00:01:09.760 milliamp battery inside it. An integrated projector that can apparently 00:01:05.439 --> 00:01:12.240 hit about 100 lumens. A 12,200 lm 00:01:09.760 --> 00:01:17.520 integrated LED camping light that apparently will run for over 20 hours 00:01:15.439 --> 00:01:21.439 before your battery is drained. Not to mention 18 watt 00:01:19.040 --> 00:01:26.080 >> reverse wired charging. It doesn't appear to actually wireless charge 00:01:23.360 --> 00:01:34.240 itself. While it does have fastwired charging, it's rated at 66 watts. 00:01:30.320 --> 00:01:37.119 It takes four flipping hours to charge 00:01:34.240 --> 00:01:41.600 this phone. But I mean, hey, in fairness to Ukatel, they at least include a 00:01:39.600 --> 00:01:46.960 charger for you. You may be able to find other chargers that work, but we tried a 00:01:43.920 --> 00:01:48.720 couple of others and got some very, very 00:01:46.960 --> 00:01:55.360 strange behavior. Basically, our charging tests did not finish. That 00:01:51.439 --> 00:01:59.600 little threaded thumb screws, you screw 00:01:55.360 --> 00:02:02.880 them in on this side and and then you 00:01:59.600 --> 00:02:07.200 you suspend it 00:02:02.880 --> 00:02:09.679 as a campsite light. It is IP68 water 00:02:07.200 --> 00:02:15.120 resistance rated. What's really curious is they say it's IP69 dust. That's not 00:02:12.800 --> 00:02:19.200 how that works. The IP68 includes your water and your dust rating. So, I don't 00:02:17.280 --> 00:02:23.360 know that. Oh, wo. It turned on. Oh, okay. I accidentally pressed the power button. Looks like the power button has 00:02:21.520 --> 00:02:27.599 an integrated fingerprint sensor. I don't know what the crap all these 00:02:25.520 --> 00:02:32.800 grills are for. There's kind of like a rubberized grip here. It's not super 00:02:30.959 --> 00:02:36.640 rubbery and not super grippy. And then we've got some brushed metal here. On 00:02:34.720 --> 00:02:40.879 the bottom, we've got the type-C port as well as a microphone port. Uh, we've got 00:02:38.800 --> 00:02:45.360 two things that could be volume rockers. We'll figure out which one is which. And 00:02:42.720 --> 00:02:52.080 look at that. NFC support. The cameras are 2 megapixel for the macro, 20 00:02:48.080 --> 00:02:54.319 megapixel for the night camera, and 200 00:02:52.080 --> 00:03:00.480 megapixel for the main shooter along with a uh 32 megapixel front camera. 00:02:57.280 --> 00:03:04.560 Wow. Just to just to help you guys grasp 00:03:00.480 --> 00:03:08.400 the gravity of the situation here. Okay, 00:03:04.560 --> 00:03:11.200 here's my Pixel 9a for context. 00:03:08.400 --> 00:03:14.319 That is versus something in a grip case. >> Is it heavy? 00:03:12.239 --> 00:03:20.959 >> Is it heavy? You're asking me if it's heavy, brother. 00:03:17.519 --> 00:03:23.840 It's heavy. It's marketed at outdoors 00:03:20.959 --> 00:03:28.800 people, you know, contractors, campers, and the like. People who might be, you 00:03:26.000 --> 00:03:33.120 know, off-rid for weeks at a time. But is it marketed at people who need to be 00:03:30.959 --> 00:03:37.680 able to use a phone? Certainly not one-handed. Like, my goodness, I think 00:03:35.280 --> 00:03:42.080 my arm would get tired. Maybe. I mean, maybe the target audience is people more 00:03:39.519 --> 00:03:46.239 rugged than me. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. I forgot. I forgot to show you guys the 00:03:44.159 --> 00:03:51.040 uh the hanger piece for this. So, there's the there's the handle. So, you 00:03:49.200 --> 00:03:56.080 could hold your phone like this. It weighs 900 g. So, when I was saying it's 00:03:54.159 --> 00:04:00.879 three times better than the iPhone, I meant to use as a blunt instrument for 00:03:58.480 --> 00:04:04.640 like murder. It's not purely a gimmick device, though. Other than the fairly 00:04:02.560 --> 00:04:09.200 pedestrian MediaTek processor, which we found performed at about a third of the 00:04:06.879 --> 00:04:15.439 level of a modern flagship device like the Galaxy S25 Edge, it's got actually 00:04:12.879 --> 00:04:19.600 kind of somewhat reasonable specs. Imagine having to say that your phone 00:04:17.519 --> 00:04:23.199 has being able to fit in a pocket as a feature. Right, right, right, right, 00:04:20.639 --> 00:04:26.560 right. Hold on, hold on. We're going to get to the pocketability in a second. 00:04:24.800 --> 00:04:29.520 First, a message from our sponsor. >> Thanks to War Thunder for sponsoring 00:04:28.000 --> 00:04:33.680 this video. Get behind the controls of iconic war machines and wreak havoc on 00:04:31.680 --> 00:04:36.880 the battlefield. 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Okay, this is why the back button needs 00:05:12.240 --> 00:05:22.320 to be here because I have no hope whatsoever. There we go. Ah, 00:05:19.680 --> 00:05:25.360 this thing is so funny. And for the people who need it, you're probably 00:05:23.759 --> 00:05:28.479 already looking for it to add to your cart right now, but there may be some 00:05:27.120 --> 00:05:32.960 things that will give you pause. Okay, give me give me a few minutes here. I want to see if I can move my back 00:05:31.039 --> 00:05:38.160 button. Navigation mode. Look at that. Oo, we can change our side key 00:05:35.520 --> 00:05:42.479 functions. Projector, focus, plus and minus. Are you flipping kidding me? 00:05:40.479 --> 00:05:46.960 Okay, so these are the programmable buttons. These must be my volume keys. 00:05:44.720 --> 00:05:50.800 Are these my Hello? Okay, so these are my volume key. Okay, is this it? Which 00:05:49.120 --> 00:05:54.800 one is it? Are neither of these configured to be volume control? Now, 00:05:52.720 --> 00:05:59.120 hold on just a gosh darn second here. Wait, the projector focus function and 00:05:57.280 --> 00:06:02.720 the smart key function cannot be opened at the same time. Damn it. Okay, so this 00:06:01.360 --> 00:06:08.560 is the volume button. This is not doing anything. Am I missing something here? Do not disturb is on. Maybe that's the 00:06:06.319 --> 00:06:14.560 problem. Yes. Okay. Okay. You thought you missed blind day? Wrong. Ah, we 00:06:12.319 --> 00:06:18.479 found some more cuts to make. Buy a precision bit set and screwdriver bundle 00:06:16.400 --> 00:06:23.280 and we'll throw in a free Jerryri everything knife. Save $15 on our iconic 00:06:21.440 --> 00:06:27.280 double wall vacuuminssulated water bottles. If you buy a desk pad, you can 00:06:25.199 --> 00:06:32.080 get a Razor Death Adder Essential Mouse for free when you add both to cart. 00:06:29.600 --> 00:06:35.919 Killer deals, right? And best of all, you get free shipping on every order 00:06:34.000 --> 00:06:40.880 over $175 if you're on the US site and every order 00:06:38.319 --> 00:06:45.360 over $250 Canadian if you're shopping from anywhere else. So hurry, visit 00:06:43.280 --> 00:06:50.240 LMG.gg/lime. The clock's ticking. It's time to open 00:06:48.639 --> 00:06:54.400 the underwater camera. What makes a camera underwater? Yeah, function of 00:06:52.240 --> 00:06:57.520 touch will not be allowed in the water camera mode. Volume up, volume down, and 00:06:56.240 --> 00:07:01.680 switch the camera. Okay, perfect. Yeah, underwater camera mode. Hey, why don't we try out the camera right now? Oh 00:07:00.319 --> 00:07:05.199 crap, I didn't catch how to exit it. Double click to open c. Nope. Let's just 00:07:03.440 --> 00:07:09.919 open the camera regularly. >> You're projecting or something. 00:07:07.360 --> 00:07:13.599 >> Oh, dude, what? How do I turn the Ah, I turned the projector on. Hey, look at 00:07:11.520 --> 00:07:17.280 that. This kind of makes sense. So you could suspend it from the strap and 00:07:15.599 --> 00:07:22.080 you'd get widescreen. So that would be for watching a movie. And then if you 00:07:19.599 --> 00:07:26.880 were using it like in your hand, then you could project onto something. Look 00:07:24.960 --> 00:07:32.000 at that. Look at that, buddy. Yeah. Let's hit the lights. Huh? Hey, it's a 00:07:29.360 --> 00:07:39.840 campfire. I'm just thinking maybe I'll use my phone. Hey, it has auto keystone. 00:07:35.199 --> 00:07:41.840 Check this out. Huh? Ah, auto keystone. 00:07:39.840 --> 00:07:48.479 I think they say you can get like six hours with the projector. Multiple 00:07:45.120 --> 00:07:49.280 movies. You can watch multiple movies in 00:07:48.479 --> 00:07:53.199 your campsite. >> Uh what's the resolution of this thing? Do they say? If they don't say, that's a 00:07:52.639 --> 00:07:58.400 bad sign. >> It is 854x480. 00:07:55.840 --> 00:08:03.440 >> Yeah, it is. Oh, dude. I figured out what all those vents are for. That's for 00:08:00.240 --> 00:08:05.039 cooling the projector. Check this out. 00:08:03.440 --> 00:08:09.360 You hear that? It's not a huge deal. Like, it it doesn't by any means make it 00:08:06.960 --> 00:08:14.319 unusable. It's just something sort of the story of this phone's life. It's 00:08:10.960 --> 00:08:15.599 something. Buddy, if I was in the middle 00:08:14.319 --> 00:08:20.720 of nowhere and I was like, you know what? I'mma watch a movie. Yeah, I'd watch it on this. Why not? It's not 00:08:18.960 --> 00:08:25.280 great. You know, it's not going to be the epitome of image quality and 00:08:23.199 --> 00:08:29.240 clarity. Uh, sure. Yeah, fine. We can hear the speakers. We'll hear the 00:08:26.240 --> 00:08:29.240 speakers. 00:08:32.399 --> 00:08:38.399 They are poo poo. And by they, I mean it. Yep. Just one. No amplified earpiece 00:08:37.440 --> 00:08:44.480 speaker. They couldn't fit the amplification in there. They didn't have enough space. And we haven't even tried 00:08:41.760 --> 00:08:48.399 the work light yet. First, here's flashlight. Have I told you the story of 00:08:47.360 --> 00:08:52.880 one Batman? >> But we're not interested in flashlight. 00:08:50.800 --> 00:08:56.360 We're interested in flashbang. I'm going to go one quarter. 00:08:57.680 --> 00:09:05.920 Wow. Good lordy. Okay, we're going a full. 00:09:04.959 --> 00:09:13.360 How about now? >> Yeah. >> Am I bright enough? Okay, but there's a 00:09:09.279 --> 00:09:16.480 super mode. Wow, that is 00:09:13.360 --> 00:09:18.880 extremely bright. Our cameras are not 00:09:16.480 --> 00:09:23.360 capturing the brightness of this. Oh, and the heat. Dude, you could warm your 00:09:21.519 --> 00:09:26.560 hands on this. Serious Belle, get over here. You have to try this. >> Oh, that's good. That's nice, 00:09:26.000 --> 00:09:32.560 >> right? >> If it hurts the eyes a lot, but it it's warm. >> We can go back to lights on. There's a 00:09:30.720 --> 00:09:38.800 few other things to talk about here. One is that it comes with Android 14 00:09:35.040 --> 00:09:40.399 upgradeable to Android 15 via OTAA. Last 00:09:38.800 --> 00:09:45.519 I checked, that's not the latest Android, and I don't think they're making any kind of promises with respect 00:09:43.120 --> 00:09:51.760 to future upgrades. Also, what does this 48 gigs of RAM mean? 16 gigs installed 00:09:48.880 --> 00:09:55.120 plus 32 gigs expandable. Are they just using some of the storage as RAM? Are 00:09:53.440 --> 00:09:59.080 they doing that thing? Cuz that's not 48 gigs of RAM, you guys. 00:09:59.279 --> 00:10:07.279 These speakers really are ass. They're usable. And you know what? The HDR is 00:10:04.240 --> 00:10:08.880 also usable. Milst standard A10H drop 00:10:07.279 --> 00:10:12.880 proof. That's good to know. And apparently that little fun fact about 00:10:10.959 --> 00:10:18.000 how it's thinner than three stacked iPhones, that is from their website. 00:10:14.720 --> 00:10:19.519 That is a wild marketing claim, right? 00:10:18.000 --> 00:10:23.399 We haven't even talked about the biggest marketing claim of all. 00:10:24.560 --> 00:10:30.160 As advertised, it does in fact fit in 00:10:27.760 --> 00:10:36.079 your pocket. Can we find a woman, though? Can someone fetch me a woman? 00:10:33.600 --> 00:10:39.079 >> It's me, the woman. >> Okay. 00:10:39.440 --> 00:10:45.760 >> Well, it fits. >> Damn it, Ree. The point is they're 00:10:42.959 --> 00:10:50.079 really It's really big. Okay, let's check out the camera. Let's check out 00:10:46.959 --> 00:10:56.560 the camera. That can't be that bad. It 00:10:50.079 --> 00:11:00.079 can't be. Wow. Oh my god. It's so bad. 00:10:56.560 --> 00:11:04.720 The shutter leg is so bad. Everything 00:11:00.079 --> 00:11:06.720 about it is so bad. Like to be clear, if 00:11:04.720 --> 00:11:10.480 you're just trying to document a thing that was there, an event that took 00:11:08.880 --> 00:11:14.959 place, this will do it. But it is not a 00:11:13.200 --> 00:11:19.360 photographers's wet dream. >> Wet fart. 00:11:16.800 --> 00:11:22.880 >> I dreamed I myself and it was this camera. Okay. How about video? Oh yeah, 00:11:21.920 --> 00:11:26.160 bud. >> Oh yeah, bud. Dude, Reese, you're like 00:11:25.519 --> 00:11:34.959 orange. >> You don't look like that. Maybe it has a great selfie camera. Okay. Wow, it's 00:11:32.240 --> 00:11:40.480 terrible. What does this AI button here do? Fetch me a woman. I mean, I guess if 00:11:38.720 --> 00:11:45.600 you're camping for weeks at a time, you get desperate. 00:11:42.399 --> 00:11:47.519 Wi-Fi 6E, Bluetooth 5.4. What else can I 00:11:45.600 --> 00:11:52.000 say about it? Oh, yeah. We should probably get to the price. If you're the 00:11:50.240 --> 00:11:57.200 kind of person for whom this device was made, the $900 plus price, although you 00:11:56.000 --> 00:12:03.600 can actually still get it through their completed Kickstarter page for $800, 00:12:00.240 --> 00:12:06.240 it might not throw you off too much, but 00:12:03.600 --> 00:12:10.959 I would question if maybe you'd be better off just getting like a phone and 00:12:08.000 --> 00:12:16.480 a battery bank and a lamp, you know? Yeah, if you're the person for 00:12:13.279 --> 00:12:20.079 whom this is a for you, I really hope 00:12:16.480 --> 00:12:23.959 you enjoy it. And for everyone else, 00:12:20.079 --> 00:12:23.959 subscribe to ShortCircuit.