You don't have enough battery. You don't have a powerful enough flashlight. You
can't hold down all your loose papers. Well, the Ukel WP100 Titan is literally
three times better than an iPhone at all
of those workloads. Look at this.
Okay, in all seriousness though, this thing looks flipping incredible. I am
talking a standby time of six months, a
typical advertised usage time of two
weeks and over 45
hours of continuous video playback.
I saw the picture on their website of users literally using this phone as a
hammer and I thought they were kind of memeing. I don't think they are anymore.
Wow. It has a 33,000
milliamp battery inside it. An integrated projector that can apparently
hit about 100 lumens. A 12,200 lm
integrated LED camping light that apparently will run for over 20 hours
before your battery is drained. Not to mention 18 watt
>> reverse wired charging. It doesn't appear to actually wireless charge
itself. While it does have fastwired charging, it's rated at 66 watts.
It takes four flipping hours to charge
this phone. But I mean, hey, in fairness to Ukatel, they at least include a
charger for you. You may be able to find other chargers that work, but we tried a
couple of others and got some very, very
strange behavior. Basically, our charging tests did not finish. That
little threaded thumb screws, you screw
them in on this side and and then you
you suspend it
as a campsite light. It is IP68 water
resistance rated. What's really curious is they say it's IP69 dust. That's not
how that works. The IP68 includes your water and your dust rating. So, I don't
know that. Oh, wo. It turned on. Oh, okay. I accidentally pressed the power button. Looks like the power button has
an integrated fingerprint sensor. I don't know what the crap all these
grills are for. There's kind of like a rubberized grip here. It's not super
rubbery and not super grippy. And then we've got some brushed metal here. On
the bottom, we've got the type-C port as well as a microphone port. Uh, we've got
two things that could be volume rockers. We'll figure out which one is which. And
look at that. NFC support. The cameras are 2 megapixel for the macro, 20
megapixel for the night camera, and 200
megapixel for the main shooter along with a uh 32 megapixel front camera.
Wow. Just to just to help you guys grasp
the gravity of the situation here. Okay,
here's my Pixel 9a for context.
That is versus something in a grip case. >> Is it heavy?
>> Is it heavy? You're asking me if it's heavy, brother.
It's heavy. It's marketed at outdoors
people, you know, contractors, campers, and the like. People who might be, you
know, off-rid for weeks at a time. But is it marketed at people who need to be
able to use a phone? Certainly not one-handed. Like, my goodness, I think
my arm would get tired. Maybe. I mean, maybe the target audience is people more
rugged than me. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. I forgot. I forgot to show you guys the
uh the hanger piece for this. So, there's the there's the handle. So, you
could hold your phone like this. It weighs 900 g. So, when I was saying it's
three times better than the iPhone, I meant to use as a blunt instrument for
like murder. It's not purely a gimmick device, though. Other than the fairly
pedestrian MediaTek processor, which we found performed at about a third of the
level of a modern flagship device like the Galaxy S25 Edge, it's got actually
kind of somewhat reasonable specs. Imagine having to say that your phone
has being able to fit in a pocket as a feature. Right, right, right, right,
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Pro phones officially now. Oh my god. Okay, this is why the back button needs
to be here because I have no hope whatsoever. There we go. Ah,
this thing is so funny. And for the people who need it, you're probably
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things that will give you pause. Okay, give me give me a few minutes here. I want to see if I can move my back
button. Navigation mode. Look at that. Oo, we can change our side key
functions. Projector, focus, plus and minus. Are you flipping kidding me?
Okay, so these are the programmable buttons. These must be my volume keys.
Are these my Hello? Okay, so these are my volume key. Okay, is this it? Which
one is it? Are neither of these configured to be volume control? Now,
hold on just a gosh darn second here. Wait, the projector focus function and
the smart key function cannot be opened at the same time. Damn it. Okay, so this
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the underwater camera. What makes a camera underwater? Yeah, function of
touch will not be allowed in the water camera mode. Volume up, volume down, and
switch the camera. Okay, perfect. Yeah, underwater camera mode. Hey, why don't we try out the camera right now? Oh
crap, I didn't catch how to exit it. Double click to open c. Nope. Let's just
open the camera regularly. >> You're projecting or something.
>> Oh, dude, what? How do I turn the Ah, I turned the projector on. Hey, look at
that. This kind of makes sense. So you could suspend it from the strap and
you'd get widescreen. So that would be for watching a movie. And then if you
were using it like in your hand, then you could project onto something. Look
at that. Look at that, buddy. Yeah. Let's hit the lights. Huh? Hey, it's a
campfire. I'm just thinking maybe I'll use my phone. Hey, it has auto keystone.
Check this out. Huh? Ah, auto keystone.
I think they say you can get like six hours with the projector. Multiple
movies. You can watch multiple movies in
your campsite. >> Uh what's the resolution of this thing? Do they say? If they don't say, that's a
bad sign. >> It is 854x480.
>> Yeah, it is. Oh, dude. I figured out what all those vents are for. That's for
cooling the projector. Check this out.
You hear that? It's not a huge deal. Like, it it doesn't by any means make it
unusable. It's just something sort of the story of this phone's life. It's
something. Buddy, if I was in the middle
of nowhere and I was like, you know what? I'mma watch a movie. Yeah, I'd watch it on this. Why not? It's not
great. You know, it's not going to be the epitome of image quality and
clarity. Uh, sure. Yeah, fine. We can hear the speakers. We'll hear the
speakers.
They are poo poo. And by they, I mean it. Yep. Just one. No amplified earpiece
speaker. They couldn't fit the amplification in there. They didn't have enough space. And we haven't even tried
the work light yet. First, here's flashlight. Have I told you the story of
one Batman? >> But we're not interested in flashlight.
We're interested in flashbang. I'm going to go one quarter.
Wow. Good lordy. Okay, we're going a full.
How about now? >> Yeah. >> Am I bright enough? Okay, but there's a
super mode. Wow, that is
extremely bright. Our cameras are not
capturing the brightness of this. Oh, and the heat. Dude, you could warm your
hands on this. Serious Belle, get over here. You have to try this. >> Oh, that's good. That's nice,
>> right? >> If it hurts the eyes a lot, but it it's warm. >> We can go back to lights on. There's a
few other things to talk about here. One is that it comes with Android 14
upgradeable to Android 15 via OTAA. Last
I checked, that's not the latest Android, and I don't think they're making any kind of promises with respect
to future upgrades. Also, what does this 48 gigs of RAM mean? 16 gigs installed
plus 32 gigs expandable. Are they just using some of the storage as RAM? Are
they doing that thing? Cuz that's not 48 gigs of RAM, you guys.
These speakers really are ass. They're usable. And you know what? The HDR is
also usable. Milst standard A10H drop
proof. That's good to know. And apparently that little fun fact about
how it's thinner than three stacked iPhones, that is from their website.
That is a wild marketing claim, right?
We haven't even talked about the biggest marketing claim of all.
As advertised, it does in fact fit in
your pocket. Can we find a woman, though? Can someone fetch me a woman?
>> It's me, the woman. >> Okay.
>> Well, it fits. >> Damn it, Ree. The point is they're
really It's really big. Okay, let's check out the camera. Let's check out
the camera. That can't be that bad. It
can't be. Wow. Oh my god. It's so bad.
The shutter leg is so bad. Everything
about it is so bad. Like to be clear, if
you're just trying to document a thing that was there, an event that took
place, this will do it. But it is not a
photographers's wet dream. >> Wet fart.
>> I dreamed I myself and it was this camera. Okay. How about video? Oh yeah,
bud. >> Oh yeah, bud. Dude, Reese, you're like
orange. >> You don't look like that. Maybe it has a great selfie camera. Okay. Wow, it's
terrible. What does this AI button here do? Fetch me a woman. I mean, I guess if
you're camping for weeks at a time, you get desperate.
Wi-Fi 6E, Bluetooth 5.4. What else can I
say about it? Oh, yeah. We should probably get to the price. If you're the
kind of person for whom this device was made, the $900 plus price, although you
can actually still get it through their completed Kickstarter page for $800,
it might not throw you off too much, but
I would question if maybe you'd be better off just getting like a phone and
a battery bank and a lamp, you know? Yeah, if you're the person for
whom this is a for you, I really hope
you enjoy it. And for everyone else,
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