1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:07,120 You don't have enough battery. You don't have a powerful enough flashlight. You 2 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:15,519 can't hold down all your loose papers. Well, the Ukel WP100 Titan is literally 3 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:20,520 three times better than an iPhone at all 4 00:00:15,519 --> 00:00:20,520 of those workloads. Look at this. 5 00:00:21,039 --> 00:00:30,320 Okay, in all seriousness though, this thing looks flipping incredible. I am 6 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:33,680 talking a standby time of six months, a 7 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:37,200 typical advertised usage time of two 8 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:42,000 weeks and over 45 9 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:44,399 hours of continuous video playback. 10 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:50,079 I saw the picture on their website of users literally using this phone as a 11 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:55,559 hammer and I thought they were kind of memeing. I don't think they are anymore. 12 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:03,039 Wow. It has a 33,000 13 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:09,760 milliamp battery inside it. An integrated projector that can apparently 14 00:01:05,439 --> 00:01:12,240 hit about 100 lumens. A 12,200 lm 15 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:17,520 integrated LED camping light that apparently will run for over 20 hours 16 00:01:15,439 --> 00:01:21,439 before your battery is drained. Not to mention 18 watt 17 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:26,080 >> reverse wired charging. It doesn't appear to actually wireless charge 18 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:34,240 itself. While it does have fastwired charging, it's rated at 66 watts. 19 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:37,119 It takes four flipping hours to charge 20 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:41,600 this phone. But I mean, hey, in fairness to Ukatel, they at least include a 21 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:46,960 charger for you. You may be able to find other chargers that work, but we tried a 22 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:48,720 couple of others and got some very, very 23 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:55,360 strange behavior. Basically, our charging tests did not finish. That 24 00:01:51,439 --> 00:01:59,600 little threaded thumb screws, you screw 25 00:01:55,360 --> 00:02:02,880 them in on this side and and then you 26 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:07,200 you suspend it 27 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:09,679 as a campsite light. It is IP68 water 28 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:15,120 resistance rated. What's really curious is they say it's IP69 dust. That's not 29 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:19,200 how that works. The IP68 includes your water and your dust rating. So, I don't 30 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:23,360 know that. Oh, wo. It turned on. Oh, okay. I accidentally pressed the power button. Looks like the power button has 31 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:27,599 an integrated fingerprint sensor. I don't know what the crap all these 32 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:32,800 grills are for. There's kind of like a rubberized grip here. It's not super 33 00:02:30,959 --> 00:02:36,640 rubbery and not super grippy. And then we've got some brushed metal here. On 34 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:40,879 the bottom, we've got the type-C port as well as a microphone port. Uh, we've got 35 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:45,360 two things that could be volume rockers. We'll figure out which one is which. And 36 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:52,080 look at that. NFC support. The cameras are 2 megapixel for the macro, 20 37 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:54,319 megapixel for the night camera, and 200 38 00:02:52,080 --> 00:03:00,480 megapixel for the main shooter along with a uh 32 megapixel front camera. 39 00:02:57,280 --> 00:03:04,560 Wow. Just to just to help you guys grasp 40 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:08,400 the gravity of the situation here. Okay, 41 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:11,200 here's my Pixel 9a for context. 42 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:14,319 That is versus something in a grip case. >> Is it heavy? 43 00:03:12,239 --> 00:03:20,959 >> Is it heavy? You're asking me if it's heavy, brother. 44 00:03:17,519 --> 00:03:23,840 It's heavy. It's marketed at outdoors 45 00:03:20,959 --> 00:03:28,800 people, you know, contractors, campers, and the like. People who might be, you 46 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:33,120 know, off-rid for weeks at a time. But is it marketed at people who need to be 47 00:03:30,959 --> 00:03:37,680 able to use a phone? Certainly not one-handed. Like, my goodness, I think 48 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:42,080 my arm would get tired. Maybe. I mean, maybe the target audience is people more 49 00:03:39,519 --> 00:03:46,239 rugged than me. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. I forgot. I forgot to show you guys the 50 00:03:44,159 --> 00:03:51,040 uh the hanger piece for this. So, there's the there's the handle. So, you 51 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:56,080 could hold your phone like this. It weighs 900 g. So, when I was saying it's 52 00:03:54,159 --> 00:04:00,879 three times better than the iPhone, I meant to use as a blunt instrument for 53 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:04,640 like murder. It's not purely a gimmick device, though. Other than the fairly 54 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:09,200 pedestrian MediaTek processor, which we found performed at about a third of the 55 00:04:06,879 --> 00:04:15,439 level of a modern flagship device like the Galaxy S25 Edge, it's got actually 56 00:04:12,879 --> 00:04:19,600 kind of somewhat reasonable specs. Imagine having to say that your phone 57 00:04:17,519 --> 00:04:23,199 has being able to fit in a pocket as a feature. Right, right, right, right, 58 00:04:20,639 --> 00:04:26,560 right. Hold on, hold on. 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It has a Gorilla Glass 5 layer 67 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:04,960 on top and apparently will do up to 120 Hz. That's right, Apple. Even this thing 68 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:10,000 has a high refresh rate display. There is no excuse for locking that to your 69 00:05:07,039 --> 00:05:15,120 Pro phones officially now. Oh my god. Okay, this is why the back button needs 70 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:22,320 to be here because I have no hope whatsoever. There we go. Ah, 71 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:25,360 this thing is so funny. And for the people who need it, you're probably 72 00:05:23,759 --> 00:05:28,479 already looking for it to add to your cart right now, but there may be some 73 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:32,960 things that will give you pause. Okay, give me give me a few minutes here. I want to see if I can move my back 74 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:38,160 button. Navigation mode. Look at that. Oo, we can change our side key 75 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:42,479 functions. Projector, focus, plus and minus. Are you flipping kidding me? 76 00:05:40,479 --> 00:05:46,960 Okay, so these are the programmable buttons. These must be my volume keys. 77 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:50,800 Are these my Hello? Okay, so these are my volume key. Okay, is this it? Which 78 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:54,800 one is it? Are neither of these configured to be volume control? Now, 79 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:59,120 hold on just a gosh darn second here. Wait, the projector focus function and 80 00:05:57,280 --> 00:06:02,720 the smart key function cannot be opened at the same time. Damn it. Okay, so this 81 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:08,560 is the volume button. This is not doing anything. Am I missing something here? Do not disturb is on. Maybe that's the 82 00:06:06,319 --> 00:06:14,560 problem. Yes. Okay. Okay. You thought you missed blind day? Wrong. Ah, we 83 00:06:12,319 --> 00:06:18,479 found some more cuts to make. 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Volume up, volume down, and 93 00:06:56,240 --> 00:07:01,680 switch the camera. Okay, perfect. Yeah, underwater camera mode. Hey, why don't we try out the camera right now? Oh 94 00:07:00,319 --> 00:07:05,199 crap, I didn't catch how to exit it. Double click to open c. Nope. Let's just 95 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:09,919 open the camera regularly. >> You're projecting or something. 96 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:13,599 >> Oh, dude, what? How do I turn the Ah, I turned the projector on. Hey, look at 97 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:17,280 that. This kind of makes sense. So you could suspend it from the strap and 98 00:07:15,599 --> 00:07:22,080 you'd get widescreen. So that would be for watching a movie. And then if you 99 00:07:19,599 --> 00:07:26,880 were using it like in your hand, then you could project onto something. Look 100 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:32,000 at that. Look at that, buddy. Yeah. Let's hit the lights. Huh? Hey, it's a 101 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:39,840 campfire. I'm just thinking maybe I'll use my phone. Hey, it has auto keystone. 102 00:07:35,199 --> 00:07:41,840 Check this out. Huh? Ah, auto keystone. 103 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:48,479 I think they say you can get like six hours with the projector. Multiple 104 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:49,280 movies. You can watch multiple movies in 105 00:07:48,479 --> 00:07:53,199 your campsite. >> Uh what's the resolution of this thing? Do they say? If they don't say, that's a 106 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:58,400 bad sign. >> It is 854x480. 107 00:07:55,840 --> 00:08:03,440 >> Yeah, it is. Oh, dude. I figured out what all those vents are for. That's for 108 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:05,039 cooling the projector. Check this out. 109 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:09,360 You hear that? It's not a huge deal. Like, it it doesn't by any means make it 110 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:14,319 unusable. It's just something sort of the story of this phone's life. It's 111 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:15,599 something. Buddy, if I was in the middle 112 00:08:14,319 --> 00:08:20,720 of nowhere and I was like, you know what? I'mma watch a movie. Yeah, I'd watch it on this. Why not? It's not 113 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:25,280 great. You know, it's not going to be the epitome of image quality and 114 00:08:23,199 --> 00:08:29,240 clarity. Uh, sure. Yeah, fine. We can hear the speakers. We'll hear the 115 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:29,240 speakers. 116 00:08:32,399 --> 00:08:38,399 They are poo poo. And by they, I mean it. Yep. Just one. No amplified earpiece 117 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:44,480 speaker. They couldn't fit the amplification in there. They didn't have enough space. And we haven't even tried 118 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:48,399 the work light yet. First, here's flashlight. Have I told you the story of 119 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:52,880 one Batman? >> But we're not interested in flashlight. 120 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:56,360 We're interested in flashbang. I'm going to go one quarter. 121 00:08:57,680 --> 00:09:05,920 Wow. Good lordy. Okay, we're going a full. 122 00:09:04,959 --> 00:09:13,360 How about now? >> Yeah. >> Am I bright enough? Okay, but there's a 123 00:09:09,279 --> 00:09:16,480 super mode. Wow, that is 124 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:18,880 extremely bright. Our cameras are not 125 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:23,360 capturing the brightness of this. Oh, and the heat. Dude, you could warm your 126 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:26,560 hands on this. Serious Belle, get over here. You have to try this. >> Oh, that's good. That's nice, 127 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:32,560 >> right? >> If it hurts the eyes a lot, but it it's warm. >> We can go back to lights on. There's a 128 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:38,800 few other things to talk about here. One is that it comes with Android 14 129 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:40,399 upgradeable to Android 15 via OTAA. Last 130 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:45,519 I checked, that's not the latest Android, and I don't think they're making any kind of promises with respect 131 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:51,760 to future upgrades. Also, what does this 48 gigs of RAM mean? 16 gigs installed 132 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:55,120 plus 32 gigs expandable. Are they just using some of the storage as RAM? Are 133 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:59,080 they doing that thing? Cuz that's not 48 gigs of RAM, you guys. 134 00:09:59,279 --> 00:10:07,279 These speakers really are ass. They're usable. And you know what? The HDR is 135 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:08,880 also usable. Milst standard A10H drop 136 00:10:07,279 --> 00:10:12,880 proof. That's good to know. And apparently that little fun fact about 137 00:10:10,959 --> 00:10:18,000 how it's thinner than three stacked iPhones, that is from their website. 138 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:19,519 That is a wild marketing claim, right? 139 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:23,399 We haven't even talked about the biggest marketing claim of all. 140 00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:30,160 As advertised, it does in fact fit in 141 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:36,079 your pocket. Can we find a woman, though? Can someone fetch me a woman? 142 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:39,079 >> It's me, the woman. >> Okay. 143 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:45,760 >> Well, it fits. >> Damn it, Ree. The point is they're 144 00:10:42,959 --> 00:10:50,079 really It's really big. Okay, let's check out the camera. Let's check out 145 00:10:46,959 --> 00:10:56,560 the camera. That can't be that bad. It 146 00:10:50,079 --> 00:11:00,079 can't be. Wow. Oh my god. It's so bad. 147 00:10:56,560 --> 00:11:04,720 The shutter leg is so bad. Everything 148 00:11:00,079 --> 00:11:06,720 about it is so bad. Like to be clear, if 149 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:10,480 you're just trying to document a thing that was there, an event that took 150 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:14,959 place, this will do it. But it is not a 151 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:19,360 photographers's wet dream. >> Wet fart. 152 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:22,880 >> I dreamed I myself and it was this camera. Okay. How about video? Oh yeah, 153 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:26,160 bud. >> Oh yeah, bud. Dude, Reese, you're like 154 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:34,959 orange. >> You don't look like that. Maybe it has a great selfie camera. Okay. Wow, it's 155 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:40,480 terrible. What does this AI button here do? Fetch me a woman. I mean, I guess if 156 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:45,600 you're camping for weeks at a time, you get desperate. 157 00:11:42,399 --> 00:11:47,519 Wi-Fi 6E, Bluetooth 5.4. What else can I 158 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:52,000 say about it? Oh, yeah. We should probably get to the price. If you're the 159 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:57,200 kind of person for whom this device was made, the $900 plus price, although you 160 00:11:56,000 --> 00:12:03,600 can actually still get it through their completed Kickstarter page for $800, 161 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:06,240 it might not throw you off too much, but 162 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:10,959 I would question if maybe you'd be better off just getting like a phone and 163 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:16,480 a battery bank and a lamp, you know? Yeah, if you're the person for 164 00:12:13,279 --> 00:12:20,079 whom this is a for you, I really hope 165 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:23,959 you enjoy it. And for everyone else, 166 00:12:20,079 --> 00:12:23,959 subscribe to ShortCircuit.