{"video_id":"5XZMnc6MDhA","title":"This Phone is Better than THREE iPhones* - Oukitel WP100 Titan","channel":"ShortCircuit","show":"ShortCircuit","published_at":"2025-08-07T14:58:16Z","duration_s":743,"segments":[{"start_s":0.24,"end_s":7.12,"text":"You don't have enough battery. You don't have a powerful enough flashlight. You","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":4.48,"end_s":15.519,"text":"can't hold down all your loose papers. Well, the Ukel WP100 Titan is literally","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":11.92,"end_s":20.52,"text":"three times better than an iPhone at all","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":15.519,"end_s":20.52,"text":"of those workloads. Look at this.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":21.039,"end_s":30.32,"text":"Okay, in all seriousness though, this thing looks flipping incredible. 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Not to mention 18 watt >> reverse wired charging. It doesn't appear to actually wireless charge itself. While it does have fastwired charging, it's rated at 66 watts. It takes four flipping hours to charge this phone. But I mean, hey, in fairness to Ukatel, they at least include a charger for you. You may be able to find other chargers that work, but we tried a couple of others and got some very, very strange behavior. Basically, our charging tests did not finish. That little threaded thumb screws, you screw them in on this side and and then you you suspend it as a campsite light. It is IP68 water resistance rated. What's really curious is they say it's IP69 dust. That's not how that works. The IP68 includes your water and your dust rating. So, I don't know that. Oh, wo. It turned on. Oh, okay. I accidentally pressed the power button. Looks like the power button has an integrated fingerprint sensor. I don't know what the crap all these grills are for. There's kind of like a rubberized grip here. It's not super rubbery and not super grippy. And then we've got some brushed metal here. On the bottom, we've got the type-C port as well as a microphone port. Uh, we've got two things that could be volume rockers. We'll figure out which one is which. And look at that. NFC support. The cameras are 2 megapixel for the macro, 20 megapixel for the night camera, and 200 megapixel for the main shooter along with a uh 32 megapixel front camera. Wow. Just to just to help you guys grasp the gravity of the situation here. Okay, here's my Pixel 9a for context. That is versus something in a grip case. >> Is it heavy? >> Is it heavy? You're asking me if it's heavy, brother. It's heavy. It's marketed at outdoors people, you know, contractors, campers, and the like. People who might be, you know, off-rid for weeks at a time. But is it marketed at people who need to be able to use a phone? Certainly not one-handed. Like, my goodness, I think my arm would get tired. Maybe. I mean, maybe the target audience is people more rugged than me. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. I forgot. I forgot to show you guys the uh the hanger piece for this. So, there's the there's the handle. So, you could hold your phone like this. It weighs 900 g. So, when I was saying it's three times better than the iPhone, I meant to use as a blunt instrument for like murder. It's not purely a gimmick device, though. Other than the fairly pedestrian MediaTek processor, which we found performed at about a third of the level of a modern flagship device like the Galaxy S25 Edge, it's got actually kind of somewhat reasonable specs. Imagine having to say that your phone has being able to fit in a pocket as a feature. Right, right, right, right, right. Hold on, hold on. We're going to get to the pocketability in a second. First, a message from our sponsor. >> Thanks to War Thunder for sponsoring this video. Get behind the controls of iconic war machines and wreak havoc on the battlefield. From World War II tanks to modern era jets, each vehicle is modeled after their real life counterparts with each component susceptible to different degrees of damage. That level of detail along with authentic and immersive sound effects lead to an experience almost anyone can enjoy. Start playing for free today on PC, console, or mobile by checking our link in the video description. Let's talk about the screen. It's 2460x 1080 AMOLED. It has a Gorilla Glass 5 layer on top and apparently will do up to 120 Hz. That's right, Apple. Even this thing has a high refresh rate display. There is no excuse for locking that to your Pro phones officially now. Oh my god. Okay, this is why the back button needs to be here because I have no hope whatsoever. There we go. Ah, this thing is so funny. And for the people who need it, you're probably already looking for it to add to your cart right now, but there may be some things that will give you pause. Okay, give me give me a few minutes here. I want to see if I can move my back button. Navigation mode. Look at that. Oo, we can change our side key functions. Projector, focus, plus and minus. Are you flipping kidding me? Okay, so these are the programmable buttons. These must be my volume keys. Are these my Hello? Okay, so these are my volume key. Okay, is this it? Which one is it? Are neither of these configured to be volume control? Now, hold on just a gosh darn second here. Wait, the projector focus function and the smart key function cannot be opened at the same time. Damn it. Okay, so this is the volume button. This is not doing anything. Am I missing something here? Do not disturb is on. Maybe that's the problem. Yes. Okay. Okay. You thought you missed blind day? Wrong. Ah, we found some more cuts to make. Buy a precision bit set and screwdriver bundle and we'll throw in a free Jerryri everything knife. Save $15 on our iconic double wall vacuuminssulated water bottles. If you buy a desk pad, you can get a Razor Death Adder Essential Mouse for free when you add both to cart. Killer deals, right? And best of all, you get free shipping on every order over $175 if you're on the US site and every order over $250 Canadian if you're shopping from anywhere else. So hurry, visit LMG.gg/lime. The clock's ticking. It's time to open the underwater camera. What makes a camera underwater? Yeah, function of touch will not be allowed in the water camera mode. Volume up, volume down, and switch the camera. Okay, perfect. Yeah, underwater camera mode. Hey, why don't we try out the camera right now? Oh crap, I didn't catch how to exit it. Double click to open c. Nope. Let's just open the camera regularly. >> You're projecting or something. >> Oh, dude, what? How do I turn the Ah, I turned the projector on. Hey, look at that. This kind of makes sense. So you could suspend it from the strap and you'd get widescreen. So that would be for watching a movie. And then if you were using it like in your hand, then you could project onto something. Look at that. Look at that, buddy. Yeah. Let's hit the lights. Huh? Hey, it's a campfire. I'm just thinking maybe I'll use my phone. Hey, it has auto keystone. Check this out. Huh? Ah, auto keystone. I think they say you can get like six hours with the projector. Multiple movies. You can watch multiple movies in your campsite. >> Uh what's the resolution of this thing? Do they say? If they don't say, that's a bad sign. >> It is 854x480. >> Yeah, it is. Oh, dude. I figured out what all those vents are for. That's for cooling the projector. Check this out. You hear that? It's not a huge deal. Like, it it doesn't by any means make it unusable. It's just something sort of the story of this phone's life. It's something. Buddy, if I was in the middle of nowhere and I was like, you know what? I'mma watch a movie. Yeah, I'd watch it on this. Why not? It's not great. You know, it's not going to be the epitome of image quality and clarity. Uh, sure. Yeah, fine. We can hear the speakers. We'll hear the speakers. They are poo poo. And by they, I mean it. Yep. Just one. No amplified earpiece speaker. They couldn't fit the amplification in there. They didn't have enough space. And we haven't even tried the work light yet. First, here's flashlight. Have I told you the story of one Batman? >> But we're not interested in flashlight. We're interested in flashbang. I'm going to go one quarter. Wow. Good lordy. Okay, we're going a full. How about now? >> Yeah. >> Am I bright enough? Okay, but there's a super mode. Wow, that is extremely bright. Our cameras are not capturing the brightness of this. Oh, and the heat. Dude, you could warm your hands on this. Serious Belle, get over here. You have to try this. >> Oh, that's good. That's nice, >> right? >> If it hurts the eyes a lot, but it it's warm. >> We can go back to lights on. There's a few other things to talk about here. One is that it comes with Android 14 upgradeable to Android 15 via OTAA. Last I checked, that's not the latest Android, and I don't think they're making any kind of promises with respect to future upgrades. Also, what does this 48 gigs of RAM mean? 16 gigs installed plus 32 gigs expandable. Are they just using some of the storage as RAM? Are they doing that thing? Cuz that's not 48 gigs of RAM, you guys. These speakers really are ass. They're usable. And you know what? The HDR is also usable. Milst standard A10H drop proof. That's good to know. And apparently that little fun fact about how it's thinner than three stacked iPhones, that is from their website. That is a wild marketing claim, right? We haven't even talked about the biggest marketing claim of all. As advertised, it does in fact fit in your pocket. Can we find a woman, though? Can someone fetch me a woman? >> It's me, the woman. >> Okay. >> Well, it fits. >> Damn it, Ree. The point is they're really It's really big. Okay, let's check out the camera. Let's check out the camera. That can't be that bad. It can't be. Wow. Oh my god. It's so bad. The shutter leg is so bad. Everything about it is so bad. Like to be clear, if you're just trying to document a thing that was there, an event that took place, this will do it. But it is not a photographers's wet dream. >> Wet fart. >> I dreamed I myself and it was this camera. Okay. How about video? Oh yeah, bud. >> Oh yeah, bud. Dude, Reese, you're like orange. >> You don't look like that. Maybe it has a great selfie camera. Okay. Wow, it's terrible. What does this AI button here do? Fetch me a woman. I mean, I guess if you're camping for weeks at a time, you get desperate. Wi-Fi 6E, Bluetooth 5.4. What else can I say about it? Oh, yeah. We should probably get to the price. If you're the kind of person for whom this device was made, the $900 plus price, although you can actually still get it through their completed Kickstarter page for $800, it might not throw you off too much, but I would question if maybe you'd be better off just getting like a phone and a battery bank and a lamp, you know? Yeah, if you're the person for whom this is a for you, I really hope you enjoy it. And for everyone else, subscribe to ShortCircuit."}