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welcome to Scrapyard Wars where Luke and I compete to build the best computer on

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a fixed budget and this year it's going to be interesting because we get to play

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with an enormous $800 including a hundred bucks to spend

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on whatever we want from our sponsor Jawa at the end of the week our setups

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will be put through the ultimate Gauntlet to find out who wins scrapyard

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Wars yeah go go go do I keep all the

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money here

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what this year the rules are mostly the same except for one major change our

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teammate can make pickups after the 5:00 p.m. cutoff we'll be bringing them in

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shortly we still aren't allowed to research or plan off hours nor are we

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allowed to use our industry connections or our influencer clout for deals which

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has become harder as the channel has grown and my face has become a bit of a

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meme that is why our first stop is a

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little unusual there's actually one more change

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this year you're not building just a computer you're doing a full gaming

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setup for $800 oh so like monitor keyboard mouse yes oh I can do that desk

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chair desk too easy unless he defines

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chair I'm just going to show up with a log I don't need to Define anything cuz

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there's three parts to the score there's going to be Labs testing there's going to be subjective judging and then there

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will be a benchmark drag race at the end oh so you need to oppress the judges

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with your setup well that is harder than isn't it yeah oh it kind of gives you a

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box or nose we're going to put on a few small pieces to agid you a little bit

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Yeah cuz that's what I need make you look a little bit more tired grumpy

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Haggard biker yeah and you're a biker you're probably getting all that hitting

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you clearly I'm a little ways off from my close up but that doesn't mean I

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can't start working on my plan of attack we know the first name's Duke what do you think for the last name I think you

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kind of mentioned offand a bit ago Sons of Anarchy there was like teller Dax

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Morrow Morrow Duke Morrow I like Duke Morrow that's a good one you know what

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the end result for the makeup supposed to be have you given any thought to your

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identity as this finalized person not even a little bit it might be time to do

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that pick what bike does Duke Morrow ride I like that one okay Luke has a

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full Alias ready to go what I'm probably

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just going to cheap out and just be my grandpa boo you need a whole identity my

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grandpa's cool I have a whole identity I'm John I'm from the

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Prairies as is tradition we start by scoping out the usual secondhand

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marketplaces Facebook has come up in a big way since the last time we did one

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of these craigsl is like dead now man

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looking at gpus over on Facebook right now I'm kind of wondering if my $100 on

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jawwa would be best spent just getting a decent GPU and then fighting my way

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through like crappy old Lenovo pre-builts that are local honestly so

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far finding the things on Jawa seems the easiest but I'm trying to make sure that

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I look everywhere we'll shop around a 6700 XT is like $400 Canadian Dollar on

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Facebook and as low as

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$240 on Java so it's like $320 bucks wow

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oh yeah aside from pricing there's a couple talking points uh put the market

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in the hands of Gamers you can find parts pre-built systems new and used and

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they've got individually vetted verified sellers so that's probably what I'm

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going to want to go with so I can make sure that we get it shipped up here in time that's exactly right are we

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considering things like shipping cost and stuff like that no no no no we're

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getting it like expedited so it'll arrive tomorrow they're not actually available in Canada they're making an

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exception for us I kind of wish they were though looking at this right now

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meet your teammate what's up brother name is Duke

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Meo Duke so I've got a bit of a bad update for you okay turns out um never

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buying your own computer components and not reviewing computer components for I

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think 5 years since the last Gra spred Wars means I have no idea what's going

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on the what I've done is nothing well I

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have some good news okay I have a plan that I think will win us the game

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brother there's a whole bunch of mom and popop Tech shops or even just small Tech

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shops that do like small to medium businesses they have recycling piles oh

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we could probably just call them so get as much get like BC cases power supplies

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things like that when I was working at a place several years ago they were

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recycling eighth gens CPUs whoa I love

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this one thing that I was doing actually was Googling around for recycling places

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because something that won me a scrap R wars in the past was finding free geek

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yeah yeah totally free geek is closed now oh yeah I forgot about that wo I

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like this deal what the hell is this Tower only 250 bucks core I 78700 32

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gigs RAM this is obviously a custom build comes with a tower cooler woah wo

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cic 520 wat power supply dude I should just go buy this I might not even keep

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all that stuff I like 4 days I can flip

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some of that stuff we're going to turn a paperclip into a house let's go I'm

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going to be super formal in my communication I think that's going to be

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part of my Persona I don't have a lot of money what does he want to oh he wants

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to play fortnite I'm going to spell it

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wrong thank you John okay send message

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we're going to see how it goes apparently presentation is some amount of the judging I don't know how much

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like if we end up with kind of an ugly computer M my idea was that we hide it

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by like desk mounting the computer basically and I have found a desk that

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had like cable management holes in it and all that kind of stuff that was free it says pickup available today so we

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should offer like now it's in Langley too so it's nice and close overdale this

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guy's like yeah just come by and pick it up so we will go pick it up today h this

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is interesting what the hell is a ryzen

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54500 oh wait do I have a message back already I'm not a gamer you need to look

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at the specs and draw your own conclus clusions sorry can you advise if this is

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the best deal you can offer me all right well he got back to me really fast

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that's a big improvement over the Craigslist days what do I want my angle

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to be I got to impress the judges if all I had to do was build a fast computer no

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problem who are the judges can we cater to the judges yeah I'll tell you the judges it's Nicole plof and Riley okay

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so plof we need a good Monitor and keyboard Riley is going to want minimalism I want to make sure that we

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try to spend nothing on desk chair

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things like computer case stuff like that but we should still try to do cool

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things with it I should start figuring out what I'm going to expect to pay for

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like a desk I mean it's got to be free right oh it's free as things that I'm a

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little bit concerned about is peripherals and monitor Labs won't be uh

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testing the monitor they'll just be testing the computer but the the monitor

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will be more sub experience wao this monitor is 300 HZ for

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$175 honestly you might want to even just send it that's really good it's a

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24 in 1080p 1 millisecond IPS slow

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motion dude I can get leftover paint for

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like five bucks like if I like painted

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up the walls near my setup and stuff I think that'd go a long way there's one

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system on Jawa that's like really sick it's like legitimately pretty well

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specked out my my biggest concern was that's American basic our budget I think that'd

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be like $800 yeah so you have to get like a free monitor free mouse free

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keyboard free desk free chair

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R it 400 bucks man there's some deals of

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course C Sonic Focus gm550 man will not

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come with storage okay that's what's missing on this buddy for 400 all right

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hi just sending some messages sending some messages High lus never better oh

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God

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okay it was the reverse of what happened when he shaved his beard off honestly

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things are going a little rough okay for team lonus and Sammy okay I found a

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couple of pretty good deals they are not responding to me oh I found one okay

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deal Buddy needs 2 hours of notice but it's for a core

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i78700 which is okay yeah that's like

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worse than mine and I play games that run out of hamster wheel so what I

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really want is a ryzen 3000 Series there's a couple good deals out there

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one of them I can call but I think it might be actually better if you place

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the call so guess what you're up now we need a store you're my

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daughter-in-law so that's why you're communicating for me okay I'm trying to

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buy a gaming system for my grandson I guess he's your son then I'm 23 you

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could have a son yeah biologically speaking look I'm not saying you're a

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responsible daughter-in-law I don't have a lot of money I'm a pensioner okay you

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have reached mailbox number we're going to text I guess that makes it a little

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bit easier okay um okay go uh stand

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by what I mean you're good for now are you sure you're old man finger store

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should I type it off if we get the whole computer for free we could spend the

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rest of the budget just on ploof monitor his current monitor that he has I'm down

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but that all depends on you getting it for free so why don't you call the tech shops yeah maybe I should and see if

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they have a Rec seconding pile they let you dig through this person's mailbox is

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full you can okay I guess we're calling somewhere else so Luke is also doing

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this right now you have reached mailbox number

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64 hey there I was just calling I just heard back from uh buddy with the $400

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3600 machine it's got a 1660 super in it

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already we could probably flip that for a few bucks b450a Pro Max 16 gigs rip

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Jaws 3600 Focus 550 W power supply

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Serenity Now nice looking case Okay lots

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of nice looking fans and stuff will not come with storage exclamation mark

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that's fine we can find storage I worry that this place is going to know my voice though cuz I've definitely G you

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got me do it hi there bit of a bit of a long shot but I've just been calling

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around trying to see if uh any of the computer shops have like a recycling

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pile or something if you've got anything you were planning on recycling if I could sift through it that would be

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fantastic yeah I could I could ask one of the the bosses would I be able to

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give you a call back yeah absolutely I I really appreciate it what was your name

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L uh duke duke duke yeah okay I'll give you a

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call back okay thank you holy

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crap What's Your Name

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dke by the way they probably know who you are cuz I've been there and they've

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talked about LMG so this might be a little bit interesting I hope they don't agree to do it just because they might

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have a sense of who you are if they do it should be fine cuz it's free right

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not really oh I suspect it would be against the spirit of the competition ah

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I see but I'll try to be pretty convincing this buddy has no GPU in it

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okay but does have storage okay oh God

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what's this now I can help you out with that if you're not the most text having

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oh that's so helpful I am asking my daughter inlaw to have a look at your

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listing for me she is quite

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knowledgeable no pressure though what do you mean no I put things together I've

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made one PC that's it you know how to graph data visualization right yeah I

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could do that on a

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MacBook what time would we be looking at I I don't mind this one ideally we

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should be picking up at least something today or it's going to be a big waste of Tom's time to make me

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up can we come in oh uh uh uh uh no pressure an hour

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can we come takes an hour to get there 1.5 hours we're going to immediately

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flip this GPU okay cuz we're going to pick up something else but we got

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basically everything else that we need here other than storage so we just got

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to find storage do we have we don't have one oh okay so you just wanted something

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else mhm where do you want to meet up oh

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God we're going to need like an outfit for me by then well we're committed now

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Sammy should we call Black laab Glenn that's the guy who uh we did like buying

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out the mom and pop tech shop give it a shot I'll give a call we'll see if Keith

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answers they picked up my recycling last week ah okay

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yeah I'm going to ask him if he can do $25 off but I feel like I might have

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committed already am I going to be one of those guys that shows up $50 short

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and is like well do you want it or not no I hate those people I actually hate

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them I would be like I don't know this man someone just reached out to me so

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I'm not sure that's Luke they just low

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balled you they sound like a

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jerk pleasure doing business with you

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that sounds very Boomer I know well it's what I'm going for man yeah no response

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from any of the tech shops I'm going to feel so dumb if we buy a 3070 knowing we

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can get the rest of the parts for like nothing I agree so overall update we're

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debating on buying 3070 on jawwa and it

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is well priced on Java it is actually well priced uh compared to our local

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area right now but the issue we're potentially seeing is if we spend that

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little of our budget on a 3070 and we

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get the rest of the computer for very cheap we could have theoretically bought

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a 3080 and so now we're trying to weigh our options of should we just bite the

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bullet and get the 3070 should we wait for for this one of

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the tech shops to call us cuz maybe they'll say yeah come look through our

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recycling pile well we could buy the 3070 hear me out do you think someone

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here wants to buy a 3070 we sell it to them for $20 more that is actually fine

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you I don't think we could sell it in in in the company but if we were able to

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flip it on Facebook market like a day and a half yeah cuz it's it's showing up

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from java if we buy that stuff has happened by the way yeah it's just very

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hard let's see 3070 okay what's a 3070 going

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for 2300 wo wo

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wo $260 is this just like an amazing

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deal the only thing we're going to get that might be better would be if we

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could get a 6800 XT okay I don't think

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we're getting that maybe a 6,800 XT what about a 3080 equivalent AMD card that's

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what I'm looking for right now got it oh man I'm I'm a little scared to just take

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the first deal I see on Java but like I think this is like the best deal if Luke

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doesn't get this I think he's like boned the thing is that like I feel like if

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it's the official store they would have tested it question mark that's true cuz

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that's like a big chunk of change right and we can't get it back still going

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with that then yeah I'm I think we're still going to go with it found 100 Herz

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1080p 22in monitor for 50 bucks or we get that monitor that we saw that super

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Overkill monitor cuz if we get a 3070 or 3080 it'll be able to drive it but then

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that monitor is 100 Canadian it was yeah it and it's all the Java money so we

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would only have 600 bucks left which then would be 500 for a 3080 so we' have

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$100 $100 for the rest of the system and peripherals there is a $75 one it's 24

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in 144 that's sick isn't it yeah 75

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bucks and then we have 25 bucks still on Java so spend it on that SSD what's the

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most we can get for the max price of 25 bucks we can get a 256 SATA or a 256 m.2

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sheesh brother or we spend 28 so we go

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$3 US to Canadian and we get a 480 sat

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you want to do that I think that's that seems pretty good to me okay we need to

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find out what the cheapest SSD we can get is oh wait buddy here has tons of

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them okay no no we can yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay so we can we can get them

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for 20 bucks Canadian locally now we're trying to make a commitment on the GPU

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so that we can have a pricing for the rest of the system but we don't want to

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actually spend the money so we're going to ask someone if we can make an

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agreement to buy the card and say can we pick it up tomorrow with full intention

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to actually do that but by saying we're going to pick it up tomorrow we're buying ourselves the time

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to figure out if it's even technically possible so that is 100% the goal we're

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not going to try to bail on this person um but we want to lock in the

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deal $380 and 800 system is insane I can

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pick it up tomorrow is there any wiggle

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room on the price smiley face I don't

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know if I'm deleting the smiley face I don't know if Duke Mero would send a

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smiley face oh sorry yeah you're Duke c i oh I never checked my email whoo whoo

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whoo wo I heard back from this guy I'm 3 after 6 today okay original Craigs List

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oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa okay but it only comes with 8

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gigs of RAM but it has a better motherboard it has a Quadro 600 that's

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like really old I think Quadro 600 is worth $5 where do you see 4500 u in the

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posting I mean it says 4500 that's not a

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CPU wait what the H is a ryzen 54500 oh

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it is a desktop chip how okay with bending the rules are

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you we're okay with that what if we like

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bought this and then we went on like a selling spree over the next bit because

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I I think this deal is crazy okay like I

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think this guy has no idea what this stuff is worth there's five Noctua fans

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the Noctua fans are worth $200 I say we do it okay and then we sell stuff and

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then we have to sell stuff to get back under budget

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okay Luke would do the same thing I don't know if we actually want to go

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with his name but hey young Mike such a stupid name what's up if I

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come pick up today at

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6 can you give me $20

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off see this isn't so much a budget

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management exercise as a cash flow management exercise because the jawwa

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cash hasn't left our wallet so as long as by the time the jawwa card arrives

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and the cash is back in our wallet by then then we're good okay right I didn't

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hear anything and I we'll allow it cuz it sounds interesting

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okay okay okay okay between these two

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deals I think we're in really good shape because like Orizon

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3600 is worth like 90 bucks this's all mental math which is not my specialty

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have you seen the tattoos wa you got one by your eye damn your nose is huge I

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can't get over the nose the nose is pretty huge this side is enormous yeah I

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really don't look that different I think if I put a hat on though yeah a hat

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would help here we go here we go we heard back okay sure sure sure 20 bucks

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off we just got 20 bucks off let's go $20 is the difference between Victory

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and crushing defeat okay in scrapyard Wars $20 is the difference between cute

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desk and not cute desk that's true and it'll get us points with Nicole right

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cuz she has a cat right yes I'm still on

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your head all right let's do it I think you should do it you want me to shave

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his head you should shave his head why are we even why are we doing this at all

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does he need to be convincing as well is Linus's person also getting disguised is

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that a no the problem is Elijah is actually kind of recognizable uh we do

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need to go to our first Port of Call very soon though here's what I'm

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thinking Sammy okay do you want to make a quick trip to the Valley Village we

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have a separate budget for clothes for our outfit okay you got to help me out

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here I'm fine if you try to actually style it you don't have to go straight bald what does style it mean I don't

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know do a lower taper fade straight bald is the only style we

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know I already regret it I don't know if this is the right time to say it I've

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never cut anyone's hair in my entire life if you want to see the uh the full

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you know uncut version of me brutalizing Elijah's hair uh check it out on Flow

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playay and if you're not subscribed there has never been a better time we're

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going to be releasing every part of scrapyard world a little bit early on

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the platform and that's on top of all the incredible content we have cooking

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at lm. g/f flat plane but wait there's more if you're itching for even more

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scrapyard Wars goodness Jawa has an entire giveaway campaign running right

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now they gave us a sneak peek and I got to say you're going to want to check it

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out for yourself that's at the link below now back to the video sorry I'm a

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little focused right now but yeah check it out I appreciate him being focused oh

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my God that's a lot of hair I'm giving young Mike a

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buzz what does that say I don't want to this rip okay I don't want it to be like

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white people can't read this or

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something we're here at Valley Village line is giving $50 in cash I was tasked

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to specifically get him a hat we'll see what embarrassing things I can put him

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in there his named BJ but he wears socks with sandals at the office so I don't

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know how much worse it can get $ 13.99 we'll go with this I'm an adult

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but not like a real adult I think this one is more fitting of a boomer man with

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a daughter-in-law who's 23 years old sold how much is this one $7.99 it' be

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really funny if we had a fedora his head's kind of small isn't it maybe we

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do have to go with a cap then we'll go with this one it's very beige and sad

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pants are hard cuz the thing is like he's so short so I think getting shorts

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is like the safer option here khaki might work like he goes boating and

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fishing every once in a while he sold his house for $3 million even though he

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bought it for 150,000 it matches

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okay we're

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good you look like that could just be your

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haircut yes I did it I mean same with you I just

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look like I got you mentioned it I think you said it well I just look older and

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like I had some bad decisions what do you mean great decisions now look here young man my God

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he looks way different than I do you don't look that different you look older

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we're we're hoping a a hat is going to be a big part of the sale I haven't I

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have not seen myself yet to be fair you look older as well as oh my God you just

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look a lot older I feel like you've maybe got a bit

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of Advantage here cuz people will be like nice to the old grandpa trying to

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buy a computer for probably what I'm assuming you're going to say is you're like young gosh I never thought of that

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oh you just gave him advice no trust me he was going to do it anyways I'm buy a

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PC for my grandson yes yeah have you seen the neck one yet oh not bad

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actually I like that yeah it's good you should get neck tattoos no you know you

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can have hats from here right oh a pirate hook what Elijah whose team are

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you on you could also just wear a freaking

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helmet you know what that sells the look a lot that I'm going to leave and get in

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my car no you want to go with like the

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Canadian flag the Canadian flag is really good this hat is definitely too

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small for me I think it was a child-sized hat you know

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what your laugh is so distinctive though

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I got to not laugh found any good deals yeah actually I didn't nice I got no

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good deals nice all right see you later see

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you hi there honey give me a

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kiss wow that's actually like very realistic not bad huh no it's pretty bad

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how's it going I mean how's it going young whipper snappers my goodness you

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young people it's inspiring seeing y all working so hard in here the visual

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change is actually people won't recognize you I think I've seen the

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other team and they look very much like the other

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team look at that Callin

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speechless dad well you have a hat but I bought you

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a dad hat which also might work we got to go basically like immediately so I'm

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just going to thr this is a shirt it still had the tag on it doesn't really matter what it says because I grabbed

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you a sweater I grabbed you a sweater okay

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maybe we'll throw the sweater on and then I grabbed you like khaki shorts cuz

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I wasn't I didn't want to buy long pants and have them be too long because okay

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you know so good luck go I made sure that they didn't have weird stains or

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holes on them so thanks we are headed to Valu vage or Value Village to try to get

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the rest of my costume like the clothing portions of my costume Elijah is off to

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go pick up the desk and potentially other things from some Warehouse I'm

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hoping he can come out with a desk and a chair now my eyes ain't what they used

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to be I I think we're I think we're going to turn right up there is that

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right all right what's this accent hold on hold on let me let me try again you

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should have gotten uh coaching from

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Gary I don't think any of these beat the Canada hat and I close enough to the

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steering wheel oh am I in the lane right

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now yeah is it actually work yes we just

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get this and then I can check what shirt I have in the car and go nice yeah well

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this is it yeah first deal am I going to pass I hope so if you just like look

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down maybe hopefully he's taller than you

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so that's rich coming from you uh am I going to get away with this

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the voice you have to change the voice

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sorry um so we're yeah we're here to pick up the

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PC our success hinges on selling some of

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the components that we' bought his name is John isn't that lius I didn't tell

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you this but I'm $80 over budget do you think he's faking selling stuff this

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listing is being reviewed did Luke report it that would be quite the actual

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move sorry for being difficult here