Okay, like we specifically making this rickety as f*** with me.
I know, I know. This is what happens when like two engineers set the table up and then Linus comes in like,
oh we can set it up better. Legs are still flayed and fudged. Well that one's better.
Yes it is. I know I shouldn't be surprised Kyle, given it took you three years to make a screwdriver,
but really two years and five thousand dollars to plan and build a table with it.
Not this table.
This table. Oh.
Kyle set out with a simple goal to use his engineering know-how and AMD's money
to build the world's most powerful gaming table.
One computer, not enough. Two computers.
Sounds good. All that remains is to see if we can get through the rest of this without killing each other.
What? It's AMD five thousand dollar ultimate tech upgrade, baby!
Roll the intro.
Before we build the table, I need to see how much stolen goods there is here.
Now you planned for me to be in this room, so obviously there's not going to be anything here.
No. You can't go into the bedrooms. I can swear there is no stolen stuff in the bedrooms.
There's no stolen stuff in my house. Can't goods, huh? Yes, my wife and I used to can a lot.
We've stopped- Is that a euphemism? For what?
We stopped when you got married, I guess? No, when we had kids. Because it takes-
We used to care a lot.
Did I miss something? Am I getting old? Yes. Oh my God.
No, my wife got it. I didn't get it, apparently. How can you not get that?
Is can like polking? What else would it be?
Oh, okay, I get it now.
This whole area is like kid's central, like- No, hold on.
You can't be off-camera when you say something. Okay, camera's rolling. Okay, this whole-
No, no, okay. Okay. This area is like kid's central, mate.
My kid was the first product tester for that thing. Realistically, though, I'm not upset about this.
What I'm upset about- That's an engineering sample. Don't see the ABCs of gaming.
It's in one of the kids' rooms. Actually, wait, hold on. My wife will know where it is.
It's in the bedroom? You see, my wife will get it. It's in the kid's bedroom. Because we read it to them every night before they go to sleep.
You do that.
Okay, hold on. Let's get a- Let's get a- First, you'll have to get her bringing it back out.
Yeah. So, turn around. Film her. Film her. She'll come out the stairs.
Yeah, she'll come out the- There.
There you go. Perfect. Okay, and cut. Okay, camera's on.
Here, hold on. I'll-
Wait, wait, wait. Can I do it again? Yeah, I'm just going to cheat the shot.
Oh, my God. I can't do it. He's so cute.
Nice. Three, two, one. Okay. That was like- He was in the middle of three, two, one, and you just-
No, he's good. Three, two, one means he's holding the shot until- Yeah, okay.
As long as we need it. But I know how long the shot needs to be there. We have kitchen, stuff like that.
This used to be- Glenn, if you come around.
This used to be like Lego Dimensions all the way across there.
All my PS2 games, PS3, PS4, Wii games.
But now it's just kid stuff. So, you see there is hope. You noticed he has a wife, right?
What? Am I missing every single jab you do?
See, my wife got him. But like Elijah gets it. I don't freaking-
What do you mean there's hope? It's like there's hope for you out there.
Who out there? Even if you collect Lego Dimensions,
you too can get a wife is what he's saying. That's what he's saying.
This is because the whole video is going to be people jabbing at me and laughing.
I'm going to be done with the- Have you ever watched this series? No.
I watched Dennis's. That was funny.
I don't think I watched Alex's.
Any move. I've watched every single one. Is this a little plasma?
Yes. Wow. So, I had a choice of building two computers
or upgrading the TV. I haven't wanted TV in the last three Christmas parties.
I'm hoping to get a TV at some point.
I see. It's from- It's a commercial plasma TV.
I mean, it's probably great. It does the job. It's 1080p. Yeah, but- It's not the greatest.
So, my sound system is I think best by special. It's precision order.
I wouldn't swear by it. It produces sound.
It's definitely not stolen from work. Yeah. I mean, our company didn't exist when that TV came out.
But like, I used to have a bass, but it hums because there's like a ground loop in it.
So, I put it downstairs because like, it just goes when you're not running it.
Well, that's supposed to do that. No, but when it's not running, it's like when it's off, it's just like,
there's a ground loop somewhere and I'm like, effort. So, I just threw it downstairs.
My amp doesn't have the cover on because I had to repair an HDMI port.
All right, Glenn. Okay. What's a plasma?
Oh, my goodness. It's the whole kind of flat panel.
Okay. Good black levels. Good response times. Before or after CRT.
After you. Okay. Thanks, Glenn.
I'm going to test, by the way, his story.
Actually, this does look pretty well worn. Yeah.
It's even got food on it. I mean, what in a-
Like, what in a parent's house doesn't have food on it? No, that's fake.
I had to get professional cleaners in here to wipe the grime off the floor.
Look, look at that table. Just pan around and look at the table. We're not going to be able to keep this much of this, Kyle.
Okay. Well, it's Floatplane. Hi, Floatplane.
Look at my table. It's got paint all over it. I see that. Okay.
And animals. And apparently the animals-
It also has band-aids from when it got hurt. No, my kids love this like,
like artsy painters, like tape. And they put it on everything.
Yeah. It's like Frank's red hot sauce. Yeah. Oh, look, I cheer you.
Yeah. It's still good. Oh, my word. Oh.
That's probably- I thought kids too. That's probably been in my three-month-old mouth
because my middle child feeds the baby and I'm like, bro, you can't feed it.
Dude, the first time I watched my wife chew up food
and feed the kids like a bird, I was like-
A week later, I was doing- Hold on. We don't freaking do that.
Actually, wait, hold on. I can't say that. Probably, yeah.
Hey, man, let's get a close-up on the ABCs we gave you. Yeah, okay. Here we go.
And- I'm like in your body. Oh, I'm in the way. Okay.
Are we trying to sling more much? Yeah.
Well-worrying.
All right. Oh, okay.
If you could sit in the chair. Okay. Okay.
To me, screw drives in my pocket. Without bugging Origin. Okay.
Without- How do I put this?
Just pardon my upgrade before you ask.
EMD paid for that one. Now, I don't want to troll Origin, but their system's not that cheap.
There's no way you bought this. No, one at Christmas party. No. Yeah.
Likely story. Yep. Oh, wait. Yeah, this is the one. This is the-
This is the one with the specials to be printing. Oh, sorry. There goes your webcam.
That's fine. It's larger tick. It'll be fine. Havoc.
There's no way you bought a Havoc mouse. She did.
Havoc. Havoc. Oh, okay.
I had no say in that mouse. It's really heavy.
Wow. It must have weights in it. I don't know.
Okay. Create for game.
Okay. All right. Let's wait. Is this one of those laptops that has the two power bricks?
The two power bricks, it weighs a ton. It's literally got like desktop hardware in it.
Right. It's more of a mobile workstation than a laptop.
I don't recognize this. No, it's really old.
My wife's getting a new keyboard as part of the upgrade because that thing doesn't work.
Okay. Now hold on. Okay. Gosh darn second here.
Yes. No way. There's no way that you bought these.
Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Okay.
Cool story. We bought these when we got married really early on.
And just before the warranty expired,
they broke on the plastic. So of course, being the champs that they are,
sent us new ones that have lost it just as long.
I mean, my wife's one's got some tape on it now.
Like, but yeah, they're good wireless headsets.
And yeah, getting the kids into more games.
When you said you were a gamer, I didn't think, you know, when you said you were a gamer,
I thought you might play somewhat more advanced games. I guess this makes sense though.
Three years to design. I mean, if you don't,
if you want more people to play games,
there is a very good solution. You have a bunch of kids,
and then you teach them to play board games. And when they grow up, you have more players.
It just costs a lot of money to raise kids.
The worst possible solution to that problem. I mean, you could take Linus's approach and just hire friends.
I mean, Linus is so busy, I can't get him over all the time for board games though.
Get a Linus. Yeah, cutting. You know, Linus's approach may actually be cheaper or something,
or whatever, some very interesting. You know, you could take Linus's approach and just hire friends.
I thought there was enough shenanigans, but this is from the office.
No, it's not. Yes, it is. I can show you the Amazon, I can show you the Amazon receipt.
The key's up there.
I have, okay, I have to lock it, because if my kids find the power,
it's not balanced, mate. I built this out of 2x4 with pocket screws.
Yeah, the UPS is dead because the battery is dead,
and then it won't turn on. So this is just plugged directly into there. There's no way that this doesn't contain one hardware.
No, I paid for every single thing that's in there.
So this is running a very old,
I think Ryzen 7, like second generation,
with the GTX 660 in it. That was one of the first graphics cards I ever had,
because I needed some display output for it to turn on. Your stories are so long.
Let's cut. We're not going to be able to make this. Okay, sure, hold this. High Floatplane.
That one might be from the office. That's the toilet. The toilet?
Yeah, I think it is. I needed it for the board game table,
and I'll take it back. Oh, it's also not in here. No, I put, no, it's...
So you're pulling the old switcheroo. I did not put the switcheroo.
Well, I just got here, so it wasn't me.
No, I know. I just put it in the wrong box. They all fit the same box, man.
It's in the garage. I needed it to measure stuff.
Woodworking can be a very precise endeavor. I mean, it can be.
It's strong.
I mean, it can be. It was cheaper than buying a server rack, okay?
It works. Look, this even slides in and out. You could have just stolen one from work,
like everything else. I didn't steal anything from work. You found nothing from work that I've stolen.
Everything I've won. Notice phrasing.
You found nothing from work that I'd stolen.
Cut. Huck this in the garbage for so long, because as you will notice,
if the kid is up here, it doesn't protect them from going down.
So what the frick is the point of the freaking baby gate? Well, that's a question for the parent.
It's to stop. I don't want it. Well, that's not the point.
I mean, you installed it, and you're questioning why it sucks.
I mean, we've already had one kid eat itself down the stairs and survived. It's fine.
Come on, we need to build a table. Come on, come on. It's freaking talking about kids.
Jesus. A lot of work to do.
We have to build a table and two computers. And the table's stolen pieces, as you can see.
It's a miracle. I am very nervous about letting Linus help me build this table.
Edited, cut to all the time where Linus is like, let's go, YOLO, one time,
and then just thing goes sideways. It took a long time to make.
Okay, table time. Table time.
Okay, you guys both, okay, so coaching, coaching moment.
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
Okay, before we rolled the camera,
I was trying to, in a fun way, explain that you need to be open to camera.
So I was like, your nipples should all be open to camera.
I could tell. Anywho, the point is that,
ah, we found Kyle's games. Those were the kids' games upstairs.
I understand now. Wow, no wonder you need a gaming table.
There's more there. For all these miniatures that you haven't bothered to paint.
I mean, painting takes time. I have kids. And the game's just as functional
if you just play with the gray ones, right? Yes. Yes.
Very, very kind, very kind. Yes. I'm very practical.
Once you have the thing, it's there, and you just go, pew, pew, pew, eventually I'll paint it, just later.
I've only been in this house for about 40 years.
And I've already heard I'll get to it enough times
to last an entire marriage. How long did it take you to upgrade your first house?
To upgrade it? Yeah, before you employed the whole company to work on your new one.
I heard 10 years last time. Yeah.
Yeah, it took a while. So I'll get to it. I'm only five years into this place.
I mean, you prioritize your own stuff. This is nice. This was a Kickstarter, actually.
We needed a custom board gaming solution. And this is just steel frame with shelves
that you can change the height. So if you have a thicker game, like Gloomhaven there,
which is a really thick boy, like Four Seas probably,
you can change the height of the shelf above it so it can fit in.
And all your games rest horizontally, not vertically like this.
If you buy like a Kalex or something like that. That's one of these words.
Depending on how much you buy a lot, this cost off the shipping about $1,300.
Yeah. We were really into board games before we had kids.
And we still are, but we had kids.
What? That's a lot of money for the shelf.
And there's no, maybe find a spot for this later in the video. You know what?
No, I'll just remember for later in the video. Okay. He won't.
Just say it. I will. Okay. Yeah. All right. All right.
Are you rolling? Yeah, I'm rolling. Be careful. What? I know.
But this is finished work. It's finished work.
And that's the point. It's painstakingly sanded and polished. I get it.
Yeah. And sprayed. Yeah. It's really nice. Yes. I'm not going to get in touch with anything.
Okay. Listen, bro. But you're like, let's go, let's sand it, YOLO.
All the freaking time with, you can't do this with this thing.
It took like two freaking years. Let the record show how carefully I lifted this
without so much as jostling it against anything else.
Let the record show of all the times Linus has dropped stuff.
Let the record show, okay, that there are not a lot of dings
and scratches on the stuff in my house. I know when to be careful with something.
What are you talking about? Isn't there massive gouges in your bedroom?
He's still not okay with that one. Yeah, that wasn't me.
Yeah, I know. Colton and Dennis succumbed to my house.
Gouged my floor, my brand new floor.
Okay, anyway. I guess the first piece is going to be this one between them.
Did you design this table? Did you like borrow someone else's design, modify?
So, this is going to be a funny story. I don't know when it's going to make into this video.
Well, let's do the story while we're actually doing work.
Let me pass you guys for a second. I do want to switch angles. So I'm going to move this light back here.
Okay. So I can get you guys this way. This way? This is better, yeah.
So yeah, this is a nice backdrop. Yes.
I don't think we have to explain the fact that my HVAC is open.
This is a good time to explain how this table came to be.
Well, my daddy tree loves a mummy tree.
So, pardon me, I've... You need to install these.
I see. I got it. See, this is why I didn't want to do story time
in the middle of line is trying to build it because he's going to get halfway building it
and then realize that we still need to put hardware inside the things.
You know what? Make yourself useful while I'm telling the story.
Carefully, with this M8...
I'll post to the camera. Keep going.
With this M8... I knew your South African slang would make its way into the video.
Put those into the holes. There are threaded inserts with machine threads on the inside.
For the hardware that connects it together. Got it.
Let the record show it was not me who dropped anything.
Okay, so... Well, are you going to give me the hardware? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I just need you to put the threaded inserts in. Okay. Okay.
Right, but that's in that cup, right? So, are you going to give them to me or no?
Yeah, but I'm just scared. Okay.
The threaded... Different threaded inserts go in these ones.
You're just going to put the other one on the other side and then every single one of these rails have one on each end.
I see it. The ones are... They're pre-tapped, so you can't miss them.
Okay. I mean, you can. They're the only ones countersunk. But it won't. They're the only ones countersunk, Linus.
If it doesn't fit in the hole, do not equip.
Just find a different hole. There you go.
That is... You do not equip? What does that even mean?
If it doesn't fit, you must equip. No, if it doesn't... I quit?
If the glove don't fit, you must equip. I don't know.
Like, not find guilty. Bro, I didn't get... If the glove don't fit, you must find a different glove
and don it in order to complete the quest.
You must equip.
Take this, it's dangerous to skip. I need to go alone. This is a good time to explain how the table came to be.
Look, you didn't even live here when OJ was on trial, okay?
Who's OJ? Yeah, who's OJ? If the glove don't fit, you must equip.
Are you talking about orange juice? What the heck is OJ? OJ Simpson.
Who the freak's OJ Simpson? If the glove doesn't fit...
I think you know who he is? No, you're the weird one here. We don't know. Okay, we don't know.
He's the weird one. Okay, do you know that, like, reference?
No, I was approaching a comedian.
Well, did you not get the reference, though? No. No.
The OJ Simpson trial was a super high-profile murder trial
in the United States of a prominent football player, OJ Simpson.
Okay. Who was found innocent of killing his wife and her boyfriend
because the glove, like, didn't fit. He got off on a technicality, basically,
because his lawyer said, if the glove doesn't fit, you must equip.
No, I was... I was... The Bronco? The Bronco car chase?
Okay, cut all... I'm gonna always say this. If it doesn't fit in the hole, find a different hole.
Don't try and force it into the hole.
Oh, did I just miss the whole freaking thing we were talking about? Yeah, you missed the hole.
But don't worry. This table's never getting built.
What can I do to help? Okay. I'm trying to tell a story.
Well, we need to build. There's gonna be a super long cut on Floatplane of Kyle
just building this table. Sammy filmed the whole thing. It's, like, an hour long.
So if we miss some technicalities, go over to Floatplane, LMG.
No, we've got to explain the story behind the creation of the table.
Then we need to keep moving. I'm trying!
You're getting distracted by YouTube. I try to start like three...
But every time he touches my table, I'm like, he's gonna fucking break something.
Okay, no, hold on. Just... Okay, I will get to the story later.
Let me explain how things are gonna go here. Let's go talking, because we're gonna go... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, I literally explained.
I literally explained. You need to put those inside the rails.
That's something simple for you guys to do. I'm doing it. No, but you're touching the leg and the legs for me over.
There was another one here. I'm gonna pause you guys, but if you guys are leaning towards the wall,
I just see all three backs. Yeah, I'm working on it.
I'm repositioning things. Okay. No, we need way more space than that.
The legs don't go to the end. It's a trestle table. Yeah, he's moving it out of the way.
Oh. Yeah, it's okay.
Okay. Apparently, I'm not okay.
Kyle just... It's in.
Oh, shoot, I dropped it. There is a right depth that it needs to be in
for everything to line up. So him telling me it's in is just...
I just ignore him. Is it in? You turned it like a sixteenth of a turn.
Sometimes a sixteenth of a turn matters, bro.
It's in. Good job. I know it's in. I know how to assemble furniture.
I, too, have been married for a thousand years. Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no. I saved it. No, no, no, no, no, no. Come here. No, no, no.
Film what this guy tried to do. I said it's at the end when I pointed to the side.
Please show the camera where you were trying to put the freaking nut.
And this is why I'm panicking.
What's where he tried to put it? I put it in this one and it just fell.
All they see is your hands. You have to use your left hand. All right, I put it in this end hole here
and it just fell all the way to the bottom.
This is why I can't tell my story, because every time I take my... Kyle, tell your story.
No, I don't... I'll put in the things, which you already...
And I need to be real on my own. Okay, yeah, okay. Hey, go ahead, Kyle.
Kyle, look. Here, have a seat. Have a seat right over there. Have a seat.
I'm calm. Okay, look. I'm calm. Sit on your... No, but... Sit on your calm-less blanket.
No, but the... Sit on your blanket. Bro, if I sit down, I'm going to sit on
two screwdrivers, a tentacle pack, and a freaking...
It's weird stains, blanket time. Yeah, well... I have kids.
Oh, I can't... I can't sit, because my ass is full of stuff, man.
You almost... Okay, my back pockets are full of stuff.
I have two screwdrivers. If you have a problem, just get a colostomy bag.
What? My back pockets are... They're full of...
Oh, my God. Okay, look. I'm trying to tell his story.
What are we doing? It's supposed to be one hour.
We were supposed to build this table in one hour. In one hour, we've gone walking around this house.
He's dabbled over. He's done.
Anyways, the editor's going to have fun with this one. Okay, so...
Hold on. No, shut the f*** up. No, hold on. I got to be honest with you.
This does not appear to be pre-tapped. I don't see... Oh, my... What?
You stick it... No. Forget the story. Watch Float Paint. Bye.
Oh, yeah, it doesn't go in there. Sorry.
You need to put them in these. Sorry.
I'm going to... I'm going to have to take the L on that one.
You need to put them in these.
I had no sleep in the past three days because I've been trying to get this table ready.
I think I'm on like seven hours combined
for the last three days. Okay. I'm holding it together,
but the coffee's running out. You need... Sorry, sorry.
Oh, man. No, you need to put them in this. No, we can understand now
that it's very obvious. When designing this table, I did what I always do.
I kind of look for inspiration. So I did a Google search for what's already out there
and kind of came up with an amalgamation
of two that I already liked.
You don't have to cut that up. That's fine. That's fine.
As long as we have Visual Master Show and you give a bit of a gap in your case
and you're not just continuously... Then we can just cover it
and then you can continue. I knew I wanted a table that was a poker-style table,
one with a recessed plain surface. However, I like my tables to be multifunctional.
So I also wanted to have a system that I can put on top,
very similar to the table that we destroyed in the intro, where you could have a board game in the middle
and you can put the top on top and now have a normal dining room table.
I cramped my leg. Okay, we can stand now.
Just to have a little change of angle.
Now, the question is, what do you do with that topper when you're playing?
Because if you notice the big topper that Linus and Elijah walked in early in the video,
when we had to take it off the table, it needed two people and then we had to put it against the wall
and it was awkward as flip. So the first inspiration came from a company called Wyrmwood.
They make a modular gaming system which actually inspired the top part of the table
where they have rails. Hold on a second. The story is taking too long.
So I think what we're going to have to do is we're going to have to pick up that.
So the first part of the inspiration came from Wyrmwood.
So let's just write that down and then we're going to get to the point
where the legs are assembled and we will continue the story there.
Do you want me to start at the bottom because we're assembling the legs first?
Yes. Okay. I assembled this before and I labeled which goes where.
But when I coated it, I did sanding between coats
and I sanded the numbers off.
So we're going to have to do some trial and error boys because I didn't drill these holes in the center.
So it goes in but one way only. All right. Well, 50-50 then.
Let's go. No, it's because it can flip this way
or this way or this way or this way. So 25%.
So let's go. I like those ups. Okay.
Well, we can start with one side. You hold that leg. Yeah. Hold my leg.
Move my wood please.
Throw up Kyle.
Do you know where I work? Does he know where I work?
It doesn't go that way. So let's go in that way. Hold on. There's a bit of this side.
It's sitting more proud than I remember it being.
Okay. Well, that probably works.
That seems right. Yep. That looks good.
Yep. Okay. Do you want to continue the story and talk about the bottom?
Well, we want to tighten it. We want to make sure it's
talk while tightening. Are you going to give me one of those?
No. I don't trust you.
I don't know why you got your screw going. That's what my screw drive is.
My screw drive is more powerful.
This one has a better wheel.
Got him boys. Okay.
Okay. Are we ready?
Okay. So now is a good time to talk about the inspiration of the table legs.
No. Because you already did that.
Did I? So the first inspiration was
whatever and it manifested in some way.
Is what happened. I don't know. Did I say? Yeah. Oh, did I say before?
I remember. I remember. So the first inspiration was from a fellow Canadian
by the name of Coyote Gaming. If I butchered the name, whatever.
Keep going. Keep going. You're doing good. So they designed a system to house the table toppers
within the legs of the table, which is way better than just throwing it on the floor.
So Linus is going to demonstrate very carefully
sliding it. Because this isn't finished yet. That's not finished. So I ran out of time.
That's fine. Sideways. Sideways. Sideways.
There you go. Now eventually,
eventually I will have dividers that will hold us in place.
Time was another problem. Yeah. But if Glen Pan's over here
and gets a side on view of the table, you can see how the actual slats rest.
Yeah. There will be three on this side and three on this side. And then you'll just have like a middle thing.
Well, you will have, and this is where the inspiration
for the two computers came, you will have a perfect triangle
in between the three leaves from each side.
So you're going to put a computer there. I'm going to put a computer there. Triangular computer.
So I designed it with one computer over here. But then I thought that other leg
is going to be really loaded. But then I thought that...
So... Well, hold on. We need a case then.
Bring, just bring that one. Yeah. So I designed it with one computer.
In SOLIDWORKS, I... Hold on. So I designed it with one computer.
So I designed it with one computer in here.
Okay. But it's not that heavy. It's awkward because I'm holding it out to you.
Okay. To slide in.
Okay. Whoa. But then I thought,
well, the other leg is going to be awfully lonely.
So we may as well just make it symmetrical
and stick another one of these on the other flip inside.
Huh. Huh.
Nice legs. Thank you. I work on them every day.
What's the next piece? We need to get the big honking 100-pound plywood sheet
from my laundry room. Oh, good.
You got some guns? I got the guns. I also got gloves.
That's the noise my guns make. Where's gloves? We need gloves.
Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, there's a backpack here. Well, there shouldn't be a backpack there.
You guys should watch where you put your stuff. You're a backpack.
I didn't make the backpack. Stop. I don't know. Put down. I don't know whose backpack it was.
It wasn't mine. It's the same. We all have a 2D backpack. We have another problem.
We? Well, this goes a certain way only.
Oh, balls. We forgot the threaded inserts.
Stay right there. In fairness, neither Elijah nor I forgot anything.
We didn't know. Okay.
Wait, isn't there a song like we're all in this together?
No? Yeah. We're all in this together.
Is that like one of those kids' songs? Clean out, clean out. I have no freaking, I have no freaking,
I have no flipping clue. My mom's saying that one to me all the time.
We need to put these in there. Oh, okay. Give me some. I'll hold this again.
Yeah, yeah. Thank you. Thanks for giving me two when there's three on this side.
No, I gave you three. No, you did not. Sorry. Why would I lie about that?
I don't know. We need a Kyle, like, is he trolling or is he just making a mistake counter?
I honestly can't tell anymore, Elijah. No.
I only have one. I only stole one Ellen wrench from the office for this.
In those two years, I redid my garage.
I built a wood workshop. I taught myself how to woodwork.
I had a kid or my wife had the kid. I just stood there.
It was my job was done like nine months ago.
What? Okay. Do you know which way it goes? No. We're gonna, we have 50-50.
All right. You see, I have these nice grooves. Yeah. So if it slots in nicely, we have it the right way.
If it doesn't, we have to go the other way. Because apparently I sounded one down better than the other.
Okay. All right, let's go. All right. We should just pick this up once Kyle's already over on the other side.
Just because the angle is just going to be the same damn thing over and over again.
That's another thing to watch out for. We cut and roll and cut and roll and cut and roll.
The camera hasn't moved. That's bad. Yeah. Okay. Okay. All right.
Ready? Yep. I think it needs to go that way.
It needs to come my way. Yeah. Oh, it fell into one slot.
Didn't fell into... Yep. It's in the slot. That's not in mine.
You sure? Yep.
You are not wrong. That's the nicest thing he's ever said to me.
There we go. You know what? I think we got it. Yeah, I think we got it.
Hold on. No, we don't... Oh, yep. Yeah, we did. No, no.
Oh, no. It popped out of this. No, we need to flip it. Okay. All right.
Oh, I numbered it.
I don't know when they're coming up though. I really like them.
Yeah, they look pretty cool. Yeah. They're very practical too. We should make kids close.
It's regulatory. I know what it is, mate. I work in the company.
You're next. That should be perfect now.
Really? Okay. I think it was better last time.
You think it was better last time? Okay, do you want to help?
Yeah. Hey, noise.
Nice. Noise. Awesome. Zero ice.
Noise. Yee. Oh.
Oh. My tentacle escaped.
It took me too long to get. Well, I'm glad we met. I thought you were very sorry. That's my bad.
No ice. Oh, my gosh. It took me too long to get.
No ice. That's actually so dumb.
All right. Robertson. Left side. Yeah.
No. All right. Here, you'll have to stand here if you touch me, right? No.
And hold it. So we will fight back to the left. Is that Robertson number three?
No, I think it's... No, it's number three. I think it's number three.
That's huge. Really? Well, it is a... Oh, it is number three.
Yeah? I don't have a number three. Number two works. Just don't refund it.
Yeah, I need to refund it because it's not going in right. Oh, isn't that going in nice?
I can... I mean, if maybe the Woodworker had countersunk it in the right spot, then...
Wood moves. For a second...
End of story. For a second, when you were talking about Robertson three, I was like,
did we hire a third Robert? Oh, my goodness.
Are you even Canadian? What? He's Canadian.
What is hiring another guy named Robert have to do with be Canadian? Robertson...
We made... Canadians made Robertson bits.
Oh, we. You're from South Africa. I'm Canadian. Oh, okay.
I'm Canadian now. That's how it works. Doesn't matter where I'm from.
You're sure this goes together. Hey, Kyle.
It went... It went together before I started finishing everything,
but now I'm not so sure. Man, this really... This one goes quite deep
before it hits a hard stop because it's cross-threaded, which means it might have been
cross-threaded before. Mine is not...
Does it just need to be like flush, basically? Is that what we're going for?
Okay. And you need all six crews.
Hey, Kyle. Ideally, yeah. Are you having problems with that one?
That depends what you need by a problem. Does anyone have a lighting light?
I have a lighting light. Elijah has his phone.
Maybe I have a bad screw. He just walked away.
I wouldn't mind another screw, too, just to see. I was going to give him a flashlight
and he walked away. I don't know where I put the extra screw.
Hey, it passed me that screw. Yeah, you can have my screw.
We'll trade screws. We're good friends like that.
What the freak did you do this thing, brother? Yeah, this insert.
Kyle, I hate to break it to you,
but I think the inserts might be specific.
They're not quite 90 degrees and all that.
See what I mean? Yeah, no, it's an easy fix to this.
Loosen all of them, shove it a bit, get it started.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And if that doesn't work, you just drill a bigger hole
to allow the screw to have a little bit more wiggle room.
Sorry, let me reopen that. Ideally, we don't need to do that.
The other solution is to just drill a bigger hole. Hopefully, we don't have to do that
because then we have to take this all apart again. Kyle's joinery tips.
Wood moves, brother. Apparently, it's moved. Oh, this one's tight.
Okay, okay. That nut's gone.
Okay, so for the purpose of this film, we can all...
Let me just not do these. This can be taken off later, so we can just do the four
and we leave the two ones that we're struggling with. Okay.
Four of these are more than enough to hold it down.
Yeah, conveniently, it's the diagonals, so it should be fine.
It'll be fine. I can fix this. This did go together before I moved it, just by the way.
That being said, I did freehand release.
I'm agreeing with you. No, you're not. It's so funny. I've worked with you for long enough.
You've been a little sh**. Well, I didn't say I wasn't bad. But I was agreeing with you.
Oh, balls. Okay. I was agreeing with you.
Oh, balls. I already tightened these. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay. I did almost a full turn more tightening.
You should be able to lift it up, yeah.
Hey, I think we could get these in.
Not anymore, because we've stripped these screws and I only have seven
because Home Depot sells them in stupid, dumb ass quantities.
Who needs seven freaking screws, man?
Put 10 in there. It's shrink flation.
And do you wonder why South Park depicts us with square wheels on our cars?
What? That's a thing. Cars in Canada have square wheels.
Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy. Hey, yeah.
I have no idea what you're doing. South Park, it's a TV show.
I know what South Park is. It's not class enough humor for me.
It's whoa. Whoa. You want me to fire more shots?
Whoa. Dips her hands in the vanilla pudding, as is tradition.
That's one of my favorite episodes. You see, you see this?
There is no class in that humor. Like what the freak was funny?
Making fun of Canadians. Oh, eh? That's pretty funny. Sure.
All right. Oh wait, we do have an extra screw. Oh my god.
Are you going to try next? So it's in eights. So this whole time. No, it's in sevens and we need six.
Can you count, man? It is seven pieces. Well, you said we had an extra.
And you said we had seven more. I couldn't find the box. It was a pretty reasonable conclusion for me to draw that that meant eight.
I'm out. As long as it's basic.
I will keep saying this. This table was supposed to take us an hour.
It'll take us less than I thought. I'm ready for lunch.
My wife, my wife, my darling wife ordered pizza.
Hey, sweetie. Kyle, thong.
People might not know you're hamming it up for the camera. That's like the entire story of my life.
She's been with me for 10 years. If I did anything wrong, she would be a long guard, bro.
And I still argue. She knows what she gave into it. We dated for like three years.
Like, I hid nothing. I am trying.
I am trying. Shut up. It's food here. I am trying.
I am trying. You guys want to take a break? That he's digging himself into.
Are you seeing me try to do this? Oh, don't even try.
The more I try, the dig himself up. He likes it in his little hole? Yeah, quite a bit.
Just down. Just give him his sandbox. Let him have his little shovel.
That one married me. That one hired me. And I still have a relationship with both of them.
They put up with me. They're so similar. That's a long time, right?
Oh, hello. Hi. Hi. I am the mother of the decade, but that's it.
Oh, wow. Congratulations. Hi, Mom. You don't want to meet me, do you?
We're meeting Kyle's mom. I don't know if this is probably going to make it to the video,
but this is great. I needed help to take care of my oldest.
Is it a little bit? No, I'm going to go change. Oh, you're going to go fetch her?
So you're going to come give you mommy a hug? Yes, Mom.
Hi, Mom. I know my darling. Oh, that's awesome. Love you too.
You don't make fun of a grown man who still hugs his mom. That's a good thing.
Hey, we traveled across the ocean together.
Yep. Oh, sorry. Do you know how curtains work?
I have lots of jobs. I'm reviewing the Apple Vision Pro right now.
It's actually wearing it. The pastor is so good.
Okay, like legitimately. I'm like legitimately out of backup options.
Well, don't take the grub screws out until you need to take the grub screws out.
Well, I need it now. I'm trying to put the end on. Oh dear. You tell us to build the table.
You get mad at us when we get the hardware to build the table. No, because you're losing the hardware.
I'm not losing the hardware. It was all in that cup. Now the cup got upended, and now I don't know where any of it is.
Is this like mom and dad all over again?
Well, at least you know the two pieces go together. Wait, do you need to find the number?
Does he have a number on it? Oh, that means I sanded it off again.
Well, fudge. I guess we're guessing. No, we're guessing.
No, don't take the fudge. Okay, why not? Get fudge from our chocolate shop, not from O'well.
You need to, before you put it in, you need to put the grub in. When can we launch LTT fudge?
I know, but I hadn't checked the orientation yet. Do you want this loose? I mean, I guess it'll work.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you want, you, you, you, you more want it exactly such that like it fits.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just, Kyle, just relax, okay?
You put it in wrong. No, I didn't. Yeah, it wasn't aligned now. Well, it's definitely not aligned now.
I'm just going to do the other one because it's going to be quicker.
That's fine. It's called parallelization. Maybe we would have finished the screwdriver faster if you'd used it.
Damn, roasted. I mean, if, if I remember, if I remember correctly, someone had a midlife crisis halfway through it
and made me redesign part of the freaking ratchet, part of the freaking bit storage system
because he was scared that the decision he made three years ago to make it smaller for his freaking
small hands and he's like, oh no, no, I can't fit real bits.
Oh no, we need to make it fit right big bits now.
Make it, make it fit big bits. I'm like, bro, that ship sailed three freaking years ago before I even got hired.
Sorry, I have a lot of pent-up rage. Oh my God, it's fighting.
I don't like this fighting. No, it's good. It's not really fighting. It's not really going to get divorced.
That's what my last parents said.
Yeah, that one broke him. I'm good. I got him. Let's go.
Oh, this table's never getting f***ed, mate.
Okay, I don't think this is right.
Do we each have the wrong ones? Because I just reefed on this. I think we have.
Fortunately, it's a really strong ratchet. LDT store dog.
Don't worry, I got this. Here we go. Oh no, it will wind up.
Okay, all right, I'm putting it back in now.
Did it actively pull it closer together? Okay, now, stop, stop, stop, stop.
The order is important. Okay, if you tighten two of those on there, how are you getting the last piece on?
The order is important. Why is this place so chaotic? What do you mean so chaotic?
This was clean until you guys stopped putting your s*** all over the place.
Uh, hold on. Quick question for you.
Were we supposed to put the dowel-y things in? S***.
Come here closer.
I'm s***. Let me get this thing right here. Hold on, that's content.
Just wait. Three, two, one. Good, go back to one.
Just pant your rage. Keep it pant. I'm back to one. Go ahead.
I'm so busy trying to keep track of all my hardware that you guys are putting all over the place.
I f*** knew we needed to put the wooden things. That's why I drilled extra holes.
This table's never getting made. I mean, it's made. You said it.
The dowels help keep everything square. It helps everything be aligned.
If I- Yeah, a bunch of nerds like us need help being more square.
Please don't drop my wood.
Oh lordy. Okay, on some of them there's more holes drilled than are needed.
I accidentally drilled extra holes when they weren't needed.
What's your name? Elijah? I know. I was joking.
No, I don't. Yes, I can. When you stop putting in extra holes, I'll stop making the joke.
I don't fall downstairs, so no.
Did you know that when Alex was getting his upgrade shot, it was supposed to be when I was having my cushion like still recovering?
He told me, he was like, you can come over just to appear on camera to drill an extra hole in the wall just to keep the bit.
Sorry, I don't know this bit. What happened?
Elijah puts a lot of extra holes in walls whenever we ask him to mount anything.
I think with Mehdi's upgrade, I put five extra holes in the wall while mounting the TV.
Thankfully, ElectroBoom just plays the part of being a mean, horrible, hurting person.
Most gentle person ever. He's so nice. He's such a nice guy.
Otherwise, Elijah wouldn't have walked out of there in one piece after-
Don't move it!
Is this a bad time for another Madagascar reference?
And I broke him. Yeah, it's fine.
I'm so not ready for that sentence.
I like to move it. Can you freeze that guy?
I'm crying.
No, it's good to- Can you hold it? No!
What are you doing? Hold it! Why? Because I have to get the thing in!
But you're scratching it, mate! We should have bought the-
What? No, this is good. This is a thing. It's good for that. It's not going to scratch wood on wood.
It's the most hardness scale. We might need to swap the-
It doesn't line up properly here. What? It's going to bug me.
Well, hold on, hold on. Can I just- Can I put it in and see if this one lines up?
This one's- It shouldn't be that hard to push it in.
I don't- Can I hold on? Yeah. Well, it overhangs on both of them.
Yeah, which means- Okay, which means we need to- Oh my god.
See, I asked on the table, they said, I could have built this all off-camera
before they even came over. Actually, this was Nick-
This was Nick Light's idea. I- It was Nick Light came to me and he was like,
We should build this on camera. Oh my god. Did you screw this one in?
And I screwed that- Okay, you know I think it's fine. No, because- No, it's fine.
Because this is labeled. You can see four and you can see one there.
The problem is I sanded the numbers off the cross braces like a dumbass.
At least he knows it. Hey, look, I will take my L all day long.
Like-
I scope creep myself by trying to build a freaking table.
I'm right here. I don't trust you no more. Go ahead.
You're the one who's been messing it up. What do you mean you don't trust us?
Okay, that's-
I have not come back for that one. Wait, did-
Well, you're missing a wooden dowel because you left it in the side.
Make sure there's dowels there, bro. Is it just one dowel or two? No, it's two dowels.
Okay. There's two. Man, I'm pretty proud of that as a gas carpet.
I died. Actually- It's trying not to die.
It actually took me way longer to get that. Oh, hold on, hold on. I gotta put this in.
I can do it.
I'm supervising.
You see, you forgot something. There's nothing super about it.
My job- My job is supervising. I don't design crap anymore.
What? Can I supervise another junior writer?
What? Is that how that works? If he doesn't have to do work anymore?
Well, no, I don't design. I just tell other people to design.
And they do it very well. They do, actually.
Yeah. It's a good team. Probably better than I would have done it, so-
Is your metal dowel or the other stuff?
Yeah, okay. So now it's lighting up, fam. Is your metal dowel on the right?
No, no, it's on the left. So, you see, every time I don't watch him,
like, crap like this happens. Oh, really? Crap like what happens? You mean crap like it gets installed properly for a change?
Okay. I like to move it, move it. I like to move it, move it.
Can we not move and move it while we're like moving my heavy thing?
Oh, King Julian! Oh, no, this is...
Okay, what numbers on that side, please? Sorry?
What number is on the freaking thing? And you not be looking at the numbers.
I mean, no, we haven't. Oh, my Lord. What number is here? L.
L. Okay, guys. No, no, no, no, no.
Why do I have extra dowels here? That means someone skimped on a dowel.
Wait, how many dowels do you have? I mean, I don't have my full dowels in. Oh, okay, there you go.
But now we're missing a dowel. What are you guys doing with my freaking dowels?
Why does he bring us immediately? Because...
I give up.
Do you have more dowels? Do you have dowels in your pockets? No. No, I don't know where you put the dowels.
Oh, Kyle, come on. Kyle, it's right over there by your screwdriver.
I'm actually... You guys, why did you throw it at me? Stay.
No. Wait, am I supposed to put it on the piece you guys are holding?
Yes. Yeah, but you've only got one dowel. Where's your dowel? No, I have two.
Oh, I see it. And the backbone's connected to the cheekbone and the...
Is that how they teach anatomy in South Africa? No, I just don't know the song.
Look at these screwdrivers. Pretty of the color scheme sucks.
It kind of matches the table. I love you, Doctor.
Your color scheme is fine. Fine, Kyle. Okay, my bar's not the correct distance, so I need to...
We need to come out. And I need to do a twisty twist.
Go back in. There we go.
Ah, no, we need to come back out again.
Do another twist. Okay, go back in.
There we go. I'm stuck.
Something's attacking me. What's attacking me?
It's fine. It's fine. I'm fine.
Can you pass me the grub screw that you guys are stealing?
I swear, if you flick that and it goes under something that I can't get, I'm going to throw this garbage.
You need that one. Is that a promise or...? Wait, why do we have an extra one?
Have you been stealing... You've been stealing... No, we don't have an extra one.
There's none on the table. We're good. We're good. Ours are fine.
Yeah, we don't have an extra one.
They're fine, Kyle. Kyle, they're fine.
I think my definition of reef is a bit different.
No, my definition of... Give me two.
Okay, now... Now, the scary part.
I am putting my... Oh, my God.
I got you. He was right. It was scary.
Audio check, audio check. One second, one second.
Okay. Sorry, Glenn.
Okay, what we need to do right now is...
What we need to do right now is flip.
Okay, easy.
Hold on. Cause I'm Prince Philip.
Okay, be careful of the roof, cause I have very low ceilings. I mean, you're the one who hit it last time.
Why are the two strong guys on one side? Are you saying you're not strong?
I'm saying I'm accident-prone.
Now, in theory, this should just slot.
And... Oh, Lordy.
Looks good. Thank you. Looks really good.
Is that the spot? What spot? That's a good spot.
What happened? No, if he sees it, he'll never unsee it. Stop. No, what did you do?
I am going to see it the second you move your hand anyway. He's standing there all day.
I'll just do whatever I can do from right here. Hold on.
I need to... I need to shout at my wife. Give me a second. This bad boy can fit so...
Hey, sweetie, we might need the pretty thing cut soon.
Love you, bye. What?
You can probably come down. What did you do? Nothing. I didn't do anything.
Oh, my goodness. I was just leaning here real casually.
Yeah, we're just being casual. Hi. Do I look casual?
Just, like, out of 10. How casual do I look right now? Oh, like zero.
So... Trying really hard to be casual.
In the most uncasual way possible. Do you have a shotgun, Mike? Oh, you're actually picking up already?
Yeah. Okay. The reason I bought my wife down is because I tried to cut the play mat for this
and I made a really bad job of it and she's better at it than I am.
Oh, okay. So, um... That is a beautiful table.
Yeah, thank you. We put it together. Oh, I'm sure you work really hard. Yeah, we did.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure Gigglin was wearing it, sir. Yeah, that was mostly...
Really? Because the only person you were up there with was the baby.
Already? Hey, okay.
Okay, look, look, look. When the giggling is normal. My language at home is impeccable.
Okay, besides, besides South African stuff. What's your game? Like, like, there will always be...
Forward working. There will always be time where, like, I stub my toe and it's like,
foot sack or something, but no one will understand that chair, so don't worry about it.
Fair enough. All right, just give me this. Hey, put it.
Just give me the little i-quicks. I was a... Give me the little i-quicks. All right.
Okay. And cooking. Yeah, I wouldn't let him cook either.
Given how actually... I can cook. And if I was home earlier, I would cook.
Oh, I see. I am being thrown under the bus.
My favorite recipe is Uber Eats.
And no, I'm not throwing Linus under the bus. I just work a lot.
Are you okay, Glenn, with the moving? Sorry, you're moving a lot.
Okay. The last thing that needs to happen is I need to put, like, a million pocket screws
all around the bottom of the table to hold the rails to the plywood.
You know that it's not a pool table, though, right?
Why do you need pocket screws? There's no pockets.
I saw that one from a mile away.
Here's a cookie. I can't...
Can't argue with that logic, Linus Sebastian, folks. He'll be here all day.
Yeah, I will. Okay, now I need to go under the table
and sit on my left cheek, because my right cheek has mic packs.
Oh, balls. I need that.
My language. Oh, I knew about that. Why are you trying to hide it?
Okay. Because it's for camera work. I'm switching...
I'm switching my mic packs to the front. Wait, what are you guys doing?
We're putting screws in. We're putting screws in. Or at least getting them started.
Oh, my God. No, but you see, if you use proper power tools
like this one and not Milwaukee...
You know that all my stuff's default, right? You're not bothering me.
For the record, it's not that I'm bothering him. It's just I know there's a lot of people that are angry
if you say anything bad against Team Red. So, I hope. I'm just going to start them.
And then you can go around and just... That way you're not going to cross out anything like you do.
Uh, kind of nervous. That kind of sounded harder than...
Yeah. Why don't you go do the ones that I start then? Just go around after me.
Kyle... Hold on. Can you stop power tooling where you shouldn't be power tooling?
No, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
These are going in perfectly with the hand tools.
Oh, my God, Kyle. Why are you being so stubborn? Is he always this stubborn?
Kyle, I'm telling you, they're lining fine.
Yeah, I don't know about this one. Yeah.
Well, all of mine are going in.
Oh, it's just, it's just, it's just impact.
I had it on, I had it on screw mode and I just needed a bit of tapy tap.
So you're going to let us help or are you just going to... The problem, okay. So listen, the problem is if something goes wrong here, it'll split the wood on the other side
and it's, it'll be a nightmare to deal with if the wood splits at this point.
I already have four coats of finish on here. I'm not fixing if it breaks.
So then Kyle, tell me this. Yes. Why are you using an impact?
Because I'm lazy. Where's your drill with a clutch?
Can I go get, I'll go get your drill. No, I don't... I will get your drill.
No, it's fine. An impact is fine. It's right there.
It's fine. It's right there. Bro, because the drill will just send it, mate.
No, it won't. That's what the clutch is for. Yes, I'm...
Look. No, that's a piece of, no one wants to use a Milwaukee.
I have, I have a DeWalt over there.
That's my one. I would never buy that freaking tool.
Fine. If it would just make you keep quiet, pass me my drill.
This is what it's degraded to. I'm on the floor and it's just whining at me.
Just use your screwdriver. Yes, I know what a clutch is on a drill.
Yeah, but they might not. Oh my goodness. Well, yeah, that's because they're,
if they don't know, because they're buying Milwaukee tools.
You're not hurting my feelings. I'm not trying to hurt your feelings.
It's the people watching that buy Milwaukee. They support the whole company.
I'm being a troll. Don't hurt their feelings. Well, if you get butt hurt about which freaking screwdriver you use,
you should probably... Get your freedom, it's probably Kyle. I don't care.
I just think Milwaukee's garbage. I don't care. Proceeds to immediately just trash talk one.
Oh, jeez. Hold on. I'm flashing my midget. And cut. Yeah, okay, let's just...
I have a really important question. How are we going to measure and place out all the bags
and tell you to put them in together? I thought we were going to trace the fly went on the bags.
That sounds like a you problem. Can't your table have any problems?
Uh, uh, I mean... Oh my God, Kyle.
You'll figure it out, my angel. You're pretty smart. All right, here.
I've got the solution. Okay, what? You see, you see, like... No, no, no.
I have the solution. What? Here's your fabric. I'll cut it for you.
Okay. So, okay. So cut it to fit the table. Oh.
Let me know where it's marked. Yeah, it's, it's, it's... Got him.
You get it from the table. So, okay, you, if you want to mark it...
Tell me when you get the room to help you. Okay. If you want to, no, if you want to mark it,
measure the inside of the table and add three, three millimeters on each side.
Because I have a three millimeter rabbit underneath.
So... That is stretchy fabric. It's really hard to trace a straight line
on stretchy fabric. I'm just measuring. Are we undoing everything?
Wait. No, we're not... Does this need to come off too? No, we're not undoing anything.
Are you sure you're in Linus? Because you've like... There's like a gap there.
What are you talking about? There's a gap on your side. Yeah, so as, as, as soon as you...
Oh, wow. As soon as, as soon as you put the screws down, the gap will go away.
Okay. Just trust me. I know what I'm doing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It'll go away. They're not threaded on this part.
It'll be fine. Just trust me. I mean, like, know what I'm doing.
I was about to say, trust me, I'm an engineer, but that's a protected term in Canada.
And he's technically not one. Oh, come on, man.
There you go. My wife can sign off on me. Wait, are you the only real engineer in the house?
That's hilarious. I love it.
I'm pretty sure Glenn got a certificate in the camera shot above her computer.
Oh, that's great.
We're going to buy new clothes. Oh, heck no. What?
Come on. They don't care.
I would. Okay, Carl, it's not that bad. How, what's the underlap?
I literally just said it. It's three mils under here, that. Yes, three mils on each side.
I did it three mils. I mean, the rabbit. He seems stressed. No, I'm fine.
I'm not stressed. This is just my normal term.
I am not angry. I am not frustrated.
Oh my goodness.
I'm full of my laws.
Okay, no. Glenn, pan down to me, please. Please don't listen to them.
I'm fine. Everything is fine.
You, you come hang out with Linus and Elijah for a day. Let them try and touch your freaking table that you spent
pretty much most of the year dealing with. I think there's also like February, right?
Most of the year, two weeks.
I think there's a lot of people out there that would not mind Linus and Elijah
coming and touching a table.
Did that split wood? Yeah. I don't know. Okay, our problem here is that we don't have an edge
that we can trust. Like typically that's my crutch is I'll just grab one that I can say
okay, this is definitely straight, but this one is just ragged as hell. I don't think it's even gonna fit under there.
Yeah, that was him telling it to work with a random pair of scissors, I think.
It was a, it was a utility knife.
It was a utility knife, okay.
And it was late at night. Have you ever heard that excuse before?
I'm sorry, sweetie. It was late at night with a utility knife. I couldn't be helped.
So that means we are going from scratch-ass balls here.
What?
We can't trust any of these 90s. We can't trust any of these lines.
Hey, who did these screws? You missed two screws.
You missed two screws. I wasn't doing it.
I was more than two screws. There's a whole side, I'm not done.
I was trying to help you. Did you guys just start and then go halfway through
like, ah.
He's telling us not to do it. He gets mad at us when it isn't done.
What? Sounds like a lot of yip yappin'.
That's fine.
All right, guys, is the wood split? Can you move this? I think I split wood.
You're good. Okay.
Don't worry, nobody's realizing it's all for the camera.
I'm reassuring you guys too. It's okay.
And to think we wouldn't get any of this content.
What are you doing? I'm playing with the baby. Oh, I didn't realize my baby was down there.
I'm just playing with the baby. It's okay.
Who did that?
Your kids are easy, dude. This is so easy.
Mine was awesome at this age.
Who did that?
I know. I know.
I know. He's funny. She's going to love you forever for giving her attention.
You're so sweet. What's over there?
Are you pointing? I know.
Oh, you spit up a little bit. Good job.
I'm not getting it because I'm not your mom or dad.
You're fine. Based on the state of this blanket, it's happened before.
Okay. I'm going to go over here. Bye.
If you want to watch, you can just give me a little.
Can someone pass me my impact driver? It's got a better light on it.
It's like literally right there. My first one was the worst.
Kyle. Yeah. I really hate to be that guy. What?
But I genuinely think that we should probably be popping this off.
And the best way to tension this is probably going to be to run the screws through it.
No, why do you need to tension it? Look at it.
I'm looking at it.
This is something you knew already, isn't it? See, you put under, you put under, and now it's fine.
Oh, I'm going to just pick up my cards. Oh, sorry.
I think you have to tension it, Kyle.
He doesn't want to hear that I told you so. So he's just going to man his way through this.
We're not going to say those words. Those are banned words.
You're married. You should know that. I trust me, I do.
Oh, wait, it sounds like you haven't banned me in your relationship yet.
Not yet, no. No, you should. Okay. It goes both ways.
It's a healthy thing. I'll call my wife.
I bet she already suggested it, and the first thing she's going to say is... I told you so.
Could I just get... We talked about it. So I'm going to keep quiet.
The rabbit less aggressive, so it like gripped into it a bit.
It should be fine though, Kyle, because your worst-case scenario
is that you have a bit of a gap here. So, well, the main thing is if we do this,
then you don't really need to worry about straight edges. Yeah, that's a huge benefit of this way.
Your screws are pulling the plywood to the rail.
Yes. So you could just friction fit it.
You could... I mean, it's very thick. Like, it's not going in.
My problem with friction fitting it is it doesn't give us a chance to tension it
before we screw it down. So wait, does that mean what you want us to actually do is do two ones first?
Like a projector screw. Pull it. So what you would do is you would do one side,
and then you would basically go stretch a little, soldering iron through.
Yeah, but I don't know if you can do that. Like, how do you plan to do the soldering iron?
Where's the rails going to go while you're waiting for it? You're just going to try and lift it straight out.
What you would do is you would put the screws in so that you know where every hole is,
and so you are tensioning this as you go. And then all four of us will painstakingly align each screw,
and we put the whole thing back on with the bottom pretensioned.
That way it's already done. So you're saying pop the rails on with the screws just dangling there?
With the screws, not quite dangling, but sticking up through this surface,
so that once we solder the hole,
we put it onto the screw and put it down to the bottom. Then we do the next one.
We do the next one. We do the next one. And then we do it all the way across, and then do that side.
Speaking from a non-engineer's mindset. I'm not an engineer either.
Speaking from a non-engineer's mindset, what if we have two people that lift the whole frame,
two people stretch this down, and then we lower the frame on top of it?
The problem is that the second someone does something careless,
it's going to have that wrinkle in it forever, and if he's anything like me, he'll never be able to unsee it.
He's going to have to take the whole damn thing apart again anyway. That's not untrue.
That's literally the same thing I said!
All right, next five-minute craft idea.
Hot glue the whole surface. Can you stop? Okay, sorry.
You know, I heard this thing with like some orange peel, and some ginger, and it turns into glue.
Here's what we're going to do. Elijah and I are going to go build some computers,
and Kyle is going to undo a lot of screws. I was hoping to build a computer today.
But you didn't finish the table, so...
You decided to build the camera.
Nikolai did. He suggested it. This is your video.
You had full thing to be like, no, shut the freak up.
Because you told me, sorry, you told me that it was a 30-minute build.
I can do it in 30 minutes! No, you can't because it still doesn't mount!
Okay, so 45 minutes.
Editor, so the way you're going to cut this is when I walked out of the frame,
you're going to start to fade it. We're going to hear them bickering and bickering.
We're going to do a fade up from black to where I walk into upstairs,
where I'm going to build a computer. And we're going to kind of still hear them.
I let them go for a little while longer. So let the audio crossfade for a little bit.
So it sounds like they're still bickering downstairs as I have already arrived at my next place,
and I'm about to build a computer.
For fun, we've decided to do this as a challenge. I'm going to be building Kyle's machine while Elijah...
Come on up here, Elijah! Builds Leonies.
Except I apparently am getting thrown a bit of a curveball
because I have to pull the AIO cooler out of Kyle's current PC
and you just have to build a computer. Yes. Also, we both have only this space to work.
That's fine. I call the table.
Can I slide into the shot for a second? Oh, you just announced it, so yes.
I can't stop you. Also, a curveball for you.
Leonie has some hard drives inside her machine that she would like inside hers.
Nice. He called Leonies' machine. No takesies, backsies.
Okay. That's what the kids say. Good luck. That's an old Zelman case. I don't know.
It hasn't been opened in years. Okay. And go!
Bye!
That's Pat. LTT Store. Oh, it's not even on the desk, Kyle.
I'm going to put it on later, man! Mixed it, Gorda.
What's this? That's mine, buddy. This is mine, buddy. Yeah, it was.
What do you mean? It has an asset tag for this computer. Give it.
Hey, you got him. B650i AORUS Ultra Motherboard.
I gotta say, I'm finding the size of these computers
a little confusing, given that we're using little tiny motherboards.
But shout out, Kyle.
Chivalrous. Almost every other his and hers element
of these upgrades that I've seen before, she has gotten a, like, B tier upgrade.
While he has kept the best up for himself, these are both the same so far.
Yeah, I think they're both the same throughout, but we'll find out, I guess, as we go.
See, he's not all bad. Hear that, Kyle?
Okay, I have been downstairs five minutes,
and I think I've heard five insults. Apparently, I chose a more powerful computer for me,
and then threw my wife out of the bus and got her some cheap sh**. That's not what we said.
That's not what it always said, but thanks for admitting it. No, no, no.
That's what I heard from downstairs. Whatever they want to say in words,
I heard yubba, yubba, yubba. Looks like Kyle got the better one.
That's literally what it sounds like downstairs. Hey, Kyle, what kind of display did you get?
Was it a monitor or a projector?
Look. Okay, look. Look.
Brother, look. I got the Alienware one that Ploof whines about.
He's like, oh, who's the Alienware? Except I got the one above his, so suck it.
What? I know what kind of display you got. Okay.
Then why did you ask? Because you're projecting. I don't know what that means.
Is there a joke that I'm just not aware of? Yes.
Have you built my computers yet? Or you just ask, ask Leonie. I don't, I don't, I don't see built computers.
Why don't you talk less and work more? I don't see a finished table.
That's your fault! Wow! It's your fault! Damn!
It's like, it's like.
Now hold on a second. It's like. I didn't know he got an oven as an upgrade.
Because we're getting roasted!
Fish! Let's say this, but the computers aren't building themselves.
Like, I see what, a CPU and RAM? No, you don't even have the RAM and your motherboard, man.
All while we're making progress and he's standing. Yeah, he's just standing.
The table is built. I don't care about the surface. I'll play on the plywood.
It's just as good. It still looks freaking sick.
When you get some glam shots, edit it and put some glam shots in.
No. No. Don't. I'm gonna go. Bye. Doesn't deserve it yet.
Good choice of RAM though. DDR5 6000, CL32.
Well configured system. You got help with this, hey?
Do you doubt my ability so much that I can't come up with a spec?
You didn't get help from me. No, I didn't.
I, I built, I, I specced these systems out myself. They just couldn't find Ryzen, well the one, the Ryzen's I wanted,
so I had to get upgraded to 7700X's instead of the next one down.
I try to, I try to optimize price per performance because I'm very practical like that,
except they couldn't find stock of the optimal price per performance. So I got an upgrade and like, it's an overclockable Ryzen in a B series chipset.
No, you can overclock on B650. Really? Yeah. Oh no, I thought, I thought you had to upgrade to X, X670 for that.
You're thinking of that other former sponsor of this series.
Oh, I see, I see.
It would, yeah.
They also got the 990 Pro, the two terabyte version in each of these.
Kiles is already pre-installed, so Linus has a bit of an advantage.
But yeah, that's two terabytes for gaming. That's perfect now, like that's a lot of storage.
I mean, I would want more.
I mean, Kyle asked for more in his system. He wants his drives from his old rig moved over,
but I guess for the wife machine, it's fine.
To be fair, he also came up and said she wants her hard drives out as well.
Yeah, hard drives. Oh, 2024, what year is this?
And cutting. All right, you ready?
Yeah. He's taking that apart wrong.
I'm just going to wait until he realizes it.
I knew you were there. It'll happen in like a few more minutes when he realizes that he forgot something.
What did I forget?
Oh, I didn't know it could do that.
I thought you had to take it off the bottom mounts to get at that.
Show us what I know. What?
What? He thought he had a gotcha moment that you were taking it off wrong.
Oh, did I get him? And you've got him absolutely just destroyed him. Yeah.
Oh, cool. I got to take that out of that one. I couldn't even be mad. I didn't realize that came off on the actual thing.
I really did draw the short strip. Which is why I installed the hardware.
I have to get out a whole bunch of stuff behind this motherboard.
This computer is coming completely apart.
There's a gap here. Yeah, yeah.
Do you need a hand? Yeah. Okay, you good now? Nope.
I'm just going to check if they're building the computers correctly.
Please. Really?
He's still trying to take the rattle. What is he? He has to take the whole motherboard out
because he has to get the back plate off. Oh, that sucks to me.
Is he destroying my hardware that I paid for?
Speaking of hardware he paid for, there is no way that this is under budget.
What are you talking about?
Here, come you'll have to stand up, like stacked up behind me here.
What are you talking about budget? What's not in the budget?
Okay, you probably have to nail that one though.
Okay, is that better in frame? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What are you talking about in budget? What's not in budget? I'm talking about that I don't think you're within budget.
Which part? Which part? The part where you've got the two high-end gaming PCs.
I thought I saw a 7900 series GPU in one of them. Yeah, 7900 XTS.
Yeah, okay. I can promise you right now the computers are within budget.
I paid for the entire board game table myself. Okay, that makes sense.
See you later. That was $2,500 of wood.
40% of it is sitting in my garden as fertilizer because it's all sawdust.
Woodworking, you lose about 40%.
And you're not an efficient woodworker.
You ready? Can you at least like wipe it down before you're using it? Like there's dusties and stuff in there.
No, please. I literally just paid for house cleaning, okay?
That went in my eye.
I mean, for what it's worth, it probably came out of your eye in the first place anyway.
Did you cut? Did you do? What do you mean?
That? Do you see the CPU in here? Ah, no clue. Okay, that's fine, I'm over it.
Oh my God, it's not there. It's up here. No, no, no.
$2,600. Oh, this will be a big upgrade.
To be clear, Kyle already had a pretty decent machine.
To be clear, Kyle already had a pretty decent machine. Rising $2,600 X, 1080 Ti.
It's just that the new stuff is a lot better.
This is going to be a big upgrade.
What?
The computers are going in the table. Yes. The table is downstairs.
Yes. Oh.
Copycat? No, this is a good time to explain something very interesting.
When I first got this upgrade, it was supposed to be an Intel upgrade.
Probably can't include this. No, we can't. I don't think AMD would.
Okay. It's going to get cut anyways. You can just say that AMD is not compatible with the Thunderbolt cables I have or whatever.
Okay, okay, okay, sir. Or just say when I first got this upgrade, I was planning to use Thunderbolt.
Yes, okay. Yeah, that's what I was going to do. Or USB card. Yeah.
I know. I was planning to use Thunderbolt. I know. It's not the same thing. Say USB 4.
Yeah. But it's not the same thing. I know. It's not the same thing. Say it. I don't want to say it then.
Just say it. You have to. Because if you don't say it, it's going to get cut from the video.
Okay, fine. So, I have a bit of an issue.
Actually, Thunderbolt is supported on some AMD stuff. So, just say, yeah, Thunderbolt, fine.
When I first got this upgrade, I was planning to use Thunderbolt. Just start there. Yeah.
When I first got this upgrade, I was planning on Thunderbolt. But learning from this guy's mistakes, I just planned to do straight optical cables.
So, that's why we have that optical cable and that's why that panel's off the wall.
Oh, well, that panel's off the wall because I haven't closed that panel from when I got
heat installed three years ago. Okay. You should have said that it's off so we can run cables.
Yes, it's off because we can run cables. Do you want me to say that again?
Just spaced out. No, no, that's great. Okay. Okay, so we need close-ups of the fiber optic cable.
Kyle, if you could grab the fiber optic cable. You ready? It is rolling. Okay.
So, the other side of that hole that we just shot comes out on the other side of this wall.
So, all we have to do is run the cable down across the floor to the computers.
And here's the other end. Wait, can you say to the computers and here's the other end again?
To the computers that will sit underneath the table.
And here's the other end. Now, this would be a good time to point out that I accidentally miscalculated how long
50 feet was and accidentally ordered two short cables.
So, this run was supposed to be a lot neater, but the 75 foot replacement cables are only
coming next week. So, this run is just going to be temporary and I'll fish all the wires through once I
get the 75s. But the idea is to run them along the wall out of the way and have a lot better cable
management than we're going to be able to achieve today with just 50 feet.
When you convert feet to meters, make sure you divide by three and not by two.
Am I bad on that one?
All right, Kyle. I'll blow out your radiator.
Oh, God.
Whoa, nearly. Why am I standing this way?
Wow. Do they even have pets?
Do they even have pets? I didn't see any.
See the remains of them.
And cut. First case scenario, Kyle's going to get an adapter and he's going to get better
performance when he fixes it. Oh, it goes like that.
Yeah, I was confused as to what the freak is the problem.
Well, it's because, again, they say AM4 only. Yeah, and the height is slightly different, the socket height.
Too deep or too high, because if it's too high, we got this thermal interface material.
Yeah, it's not good enough. No, no.
So, what you might need to do is just get some new hardware, but the back plate stays.
So, it will be a relatively small matter to swap out these posts and put it in.
Is this the one where you have to get that different bracket for the even mounting pressure?
Or is that threadrope? Like, which is the one where like the... It's not that.
It's just a different socket with a different height. So, is the IHS just a little bit higher?
It's a little lower. It's a little lower? The gap is too big. Oh, okay.
Because the pins aren't on the... Yeah. Uh, because it's a...
This is not content. It's an LGA.
Oh, wait. No, I lied. Okay, no, go ahead and roll.
All right, go ahead and roll. Oh, cool.
Now it's time to figure out where all these SSDs are going to go. Hey, Kyle. Yep.
Do you have three SSD slots on you? Oh.
Yeah, there's one in the back and then I already have one SSD in there.
And I believe one can go on the underside of this carrier board. Oh, God.
Um, don't take the...
Never mind. Just do what you're going to do. Are you just supervising or do you have work to do?
Uh, well, my wife is doing the fabric cutting.
You guys are doing the computers, which I plan to do. So, I kind of don't know what to do with myself.
So, I'm kind of like a lost puppy looking for something to do. So, I just thought I'd come here and rotate you.
Oh, you can unbox that case. What case? Your case.
Oh, you haven't... What have you been doing?
Taking apart your computer. Yeah, okay, yeah.
Yeah, but I take that back. And cleaning it.
Huh? I appreciate your work. Thank you so much.
Why is my motherboard here? Well, because I didn't know if I'd need anything else from it.
I forgot the RAM's not compatible, so good. No, I know the RAM's not compatible.
I told you the RAM's not compatible. I didn't tell you. Do you need this?
I said, I forgot the RAM is not compatible.
What am I supposed to do now with this? Nothing, that's your back plate.
There's going to be a bracket in your box, and you put it back on.
Yeah, I'm going to have to find that. Oh, that broke. That's...
Future calls, probably my guess. Yeah, f***, I don't know where mine went.
Right. Hey, I did do some help for you guys.
I already took out the hardware brackets that we can't put in there
because the graphics cards are too damn big.
Thank you so much for your work. You know, if you don't like the GPU, I can take it back. No, I love the GPU.
Don't get me wrong. I'm just saying that GPUs, because we can all understand...
Like, we can all appreciate how fricking big GPUs we got it.
Appreciate it. Or at least acknowledge how big they've got it.
Right? Like, I have a 1080Ti. I thought that was a big graphics card when I got it.
He's trying really hard to contribute right now. He's doing good.
He's contributing to content. I mean, I can just go.
Kyle, you are walking, living, breathing content.
Why do I feel like you're... What's the English word?
Making content? No, shut the f***. No, what's the word when you fudge?
Making a piss? No, not taking... You don't even know what that means.
Thank you. That one. Oh, I love America.
I went to school for math and science. Not fricking English.
I don't know these people. Okay. Get out of the fricking box!
We're gonna work for the same company. Sorry. Everything's fine.
Hand cut. Man, I've been on fire the last couple of days.
We were in a meeting on a power supply circuit.
And Taryn and I were having a hard trouble.
And Taryn and I were having a hard time agreeing on what the best way to represent
a brownout on a graph was. Because Lucas obviously has his engineer way that he wants to do it,
where he's got the wave and then it stops and then it continues.
And then we've got all the DC voltages, all the different rails dropping out and then recovering.
So Taryn and I are like, right, but the issue is it could be hard to understand.
And this way or that way. And I basically go, okay, look, Taryn and I collectively have like 35 years experience in this industry.
If we're arguing about the representation, that's a bad sign. Okay, sure.
Oh. Yeah, but you just draw a line as the target voltage and then the actual voltage measurement.
No. Oh, yeah, but a brownout doesn't follow a sine wave.
Right. That's why it was confusing that the sine wave was on there.
Well, okay, so that's a, I would say if you see a sine wave in there, that's more distortion than a brownout.
A brownout is missing the joke. I got the joke, but I'm explaining for the view of something educational.
We're showing the active AC signal.
Yes. Then it's gone. Then it comes back. Oh, okay, okay.
So I said it's a bad sign because it's a little confusing to have it on the chart.
I get you. What you should do is you should normalize it to a voltage number and just draw a line.
Yes, I'll be here all day.
Bye. That's the problem.
He'll be here all day.
So I don't know if we got this on camera earlier, but Linus suggested a method that we're trying to implement right now.
And we're about to cut the tablecloth at the points where the screws are
on one side, then stretch it and cut it on the other side.
And if it goes wrong, we'll just blame Linus.
But it is a bit nerve-wracking because this was not free.
And buying another one would suck. It also mean we'd have to play on plywood for a while, which I don't really want to.
Do you want to just? Oh, is it already tensioned? That's what this was to push it out.
If the board games hold the tension, I don't understand why pinching it between the wood wouldn't.
The board games don't hold the tension while you're trying to vacuum up where someone spilled chips on it.
Okay, that's fair. All right, let's send it. Like, which side do you want to start with?
I don't know. Like, do you want to do like that side and then this side,
and then we pull corner to corner? I want to do one of the sides. Okay. The board games off, see where it shifts, and then maybe the side.
Do you tension between screws? Like, what's the?
No, you're not going to pull it.
No. Okay, stupid question. Stupid question. Stupid answer.
No, no, no. Why don't we just do like two, two, two, two, and like two in the middle?
Like, why does it have to be all the screws? Or can we do like every second screw?
Well, then you got to cut out where you're putting, you got to cut around the screw holes then.
If you're not putting it through the fabric, it has to go around the fabric.
So you bend your screw or cut the fabric. Okay, that makes sense. That makes sense.
So it doesn't have to be all... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's okay. That's okay. It'll give it a better... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, sorry, did I just... Did I almost freaking take you out? Yeah, that's very precarious.
If you step on that, it'll break. So just...
All right, um... Okay, well, we should...
I'm not cutting it. No, no, no, no. The last time I cut this fabric,
put us in the situation we're in right now. So... You just have to stab the holes.
No, no, you stab the holes. Um...
Well, these are self-tappies. These are self-tappies screws.
So they're designed to, like...
Come on. Oh, why is this stuck?
All right.
There we go. All right, that's all the way through there.
And...
Oh, I know... It's okay, baby.
I can finish up here if you want to go.
Feed baby.
Uh... I think she's...
She's always hungry.
Maybe one baby is to just eat, sleep, and poop.
Yeah. Sweet, so you didn't cut this hole properly.
Can I just put this back again? Oh, no. Uh, uh, of what we're trying to do?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, you see. Um, that's the exact thing that we're scared of.
Okay, so I am going to demonstrate the exact thing we're scared of
by doing Linus' method is when you, like, turn it,
it pills it up like that. Now, his solution to that was to burn everything.
But in terms of trying to just do this in a timely manner,
my wife and I are trying to, like, make sure that the hole is just as good as possible.
And there's no loose threads.
And I got my wife, these, like, really nice, um,
fabric snips for Christmas and her birthday.
Um, because she does a lot of sewing. So we're trying to use those to cut pretty clean holes
in the neoprene, in order to facilitate us, like,
stretching this a little bit. So it's under a bit of pre-tension.
So we're trying to, like, so it's under a bit of pre-tension.
So that when we put the tabletop on, if you happen to, like, move it around,
because you're trying to move a piece, it springs back into place.
You see that? Okay, all right, yeah. So get a close-up of what I'm talking about.
So, like, if it's under pre-tension,
you're able to push it and then it'll pop back. You see that?
But if there wasn't that pre-tension there, so if we used, unfortunately,
if we used my original idea of just shoving it under the hole,
if you had done that, it would have just left the bowel wave. It would have just left that little bump.
I don't want to say you're right just yet, but you're not,
you're not not wrong. That's not actually why I'm here.
I wasn't here to hear that. Just was genuinely wondering how it's going.
So this is the first, we're literally, like, pre-doing the screws.
And then once my wife is done with a baby, she plans on just, like, creating,
like, a little bit of a bowel wave. And then, like, just smoothing it out,
and then using the board games as tension and then just popping the other holes. Heck, yeah.
I'm pretty confident that this will work. Yeah, it looks great.
Because check this out. Yeah, that's awesome. That's literally exactly what you want.
And now we don't even have to get the cut perfect because we can just hide all of it. No, you can just hide all of it, yeah.
So, like I said, I don't want to say your idea worked. It hasn't not worked yet.
I think it actually will work, so. Cool. Yeah.
How's the computers going? I'm taking my time. I've given up on the race.
Is Elijah just going to, like, destroy you? Well, I didn't say that.
Oh, okay. Oh, is he just being slow? I thought you could try it on.
At least I'm not the only one in the burning today.
Okay, I'm going to go up. The camera is rolling. So, how are these cases to build in so far?
They're triangular, which is a choice.
There is only one case in the world that would fit the exact design that I did,
and that's that one, because I designed it to fit exactly that case.
Could you have not built the desk different? I mean, this doesn't line up,
which is, I guess, to give you the option to move it back and forth a little bit,
so that's something. Yeah, I'm much more concerned
on you fitting it in the vertical distance.
What are you compensating for?
Nothing, because I have three kids, so it works, obviously.
Hey, he walks into that one.
I mean, I couldn't avoid it. Oh my gosh, stop.
I had specced 850 watts originally for both power supplies,
but I won a 1500 watt power supply on the Christmas party last year,
so I was like, well, guess what? I like having big power supplies
because I had a 1250 watt unit
in my computer for years, and so I decided... Do your stories ever end?
Yeah, after they begin, and after the middle.
You're such a dad. I mean, did you not make a YouTube channel
that exists by the power of dad jokes?
Like...
He also has to get the story across. It's called retention.
Okay, well, then just cut it and put it on a floodplain.
If we cut everything, where's the main video? I know, that's your problem.
You want my line?
If we cut everything, where is the main video?
All right, this is great. You guys are doing great.
Thanks, Linus. We appreciate the compliment.
Might I suggest something that would save you a lot of time later?
I don't know. You might. Are you going now? Can you plug the cables in first?
Oh, no, I am. Oh, okay. I'm just doing a quick test. The reason I say that is because I did it the opposite way
when I was test building this to make sure the hardware worked.
Oh, and shout out to Johnsboro for like shipping as replacement rises that were broken
and these ones like super quickly. Did you just call them Johnsboro?
What is it? Johnsboro? Yeah, I just, I mean, that's great. It's like a Freudian...
They're Johns bros, you know? I mean, look, the riser was broken out of the box
and we messaged them Friday and by Monday morning it rocked up at our warehouse
and we're like, well, that was clutch because we filmed Thursday.
Hand cut. What do you mean another slot?
This is a 360. Bro, you got to move it back.
You guys both have your backs to the camera just saying.
I didn't know you were filming. No, I heard the conversation when I was filming.
Kyle, this radiator that you've specced out doesn't actually fit me.
You say specced out like I actually literally chose this one. It's what I had because we got it free on the Christmas party
and I had no budget for an AIO. So then you build a different computer.
But then it wouldn't fit in my table. Then you build a different table. Yeah, well that ship sailed like two years ago, bro.
Can we get a call back to when he gave me such a hard time
about me asking if he had a help specing the machines and he talked about how good he is at specing machines?
Hey, I test fit everything. Okay. Did you test fit the radiator?
No. Did you test fit if you have enough 8-pin power connectors
for your graphics card on this power supply? Yes, we do. Okay.
If we don't, then that's because whoever packed it didn't put it in.
I blame Elijah for when he works in logistics.
Plus I'm not in logistics so I can't be blamed anymore. Well, I can still blame you.
Can we just like... That's maybe a problem. Wait, doesn't there not enough 8-pinks?
I think I only have one PCIe. How do you give away a power supply that's
1500 watts with only one PCI Express connector? I give it away with an as is label on it.
Is this not PCIe? That is PCIe.
That's EPS. Oh, fudge.
Well, I have different power supplies. Okay, let's use that one then.
Now this, hold on a second. What power supply do you have? This is a 7900 XTX.
This is like no joke. I mean, I have an 850, an RM850 in here.
Can you not just look at the pinout and see if we can like...
Oh, AXRM may be the same. We can check.
Before you use a modular cable from one power supply on another, you need to make 100% damn good and sure
that they use the same pinout because otherwise you will destroy what is on the other end of it.
Which is why I asked them to check it. But they're the same company.
So there's a good chance it is. There is a somewhat chance.
Because remember, Corsair is one company, but they use many different OEMs for their power supplies.
So one of them could be Great Wall, one of them could be C-Sonic,
one of them could be Channel Well. I don't know. So the company is Corsair,
but that's just the brand.
Corsair is not a manufacturer.
Don't want to unbolt this power supply somewhere? No.
Corsair is AXI.
Okay.
Did you just hand me the same cable telling me it's... Did you just hand me the same cable telling me it's PCIe again?
PCIe. Oh, has the... Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What? So wait, that's for the processor? The CPU?
Okay, yeah, okay. Also, no.
RMI and AXI do not use the same pinout, unfortunately.
RMI may be able to handle the high transients of this thing, though. If I have to extract the power supply, then I guess I will.
I mean... The race is off, Elijah.
Okay, so wait, hold on, hold on, whoa.
I can... What is that cable? I don't know.
It's just a thing. Is this a six foot long Molex cable?
Where did this power supply go? Was this in my desk or something back in the day?
This, this, I don't know. I won this at the Christmas party and when I see 1500 watts,
I, who in their right mind would assume someone with a 1500 watt power supply
only has one PCI express cable in the box? I didn't even, that wasn't even remotely cost my mind
that we wouldn't have enough PCI express ones. Can we remind him when he said he tested everything?
I tested everything with the power supply that he's using.
Okay, that's fine. That's another, you have two EPS connectors but no...
Can we not re-pin stuff? I'll re-pin it for you.
God. I don't like it either, but do you have another option?
Yeah, use that power supply. We can re-pin it, I have a tool.
And then send it to Narnia the first time we turn it on.
You turn it on, the freaking 7900 XTX just starts spreading its legs
and this thing's like, yeah, I know, bye. Starts spreading its legs.
Stretching its legs, I misspoke.
It starts stretching its legs, sends that supply to Narnia.
It's from South Africa, okay. I am so tired.
I just need coffee, okay. Just use that power supply then.
I am sorry that I didn't think that a 1500 watt power supply
didn't come with at least three PCI express connectors. I'll go through the table.
No, that's a mining power supply.
How does it only come with like one freaking...
Bye. You have a carpet? Peter Keller?
Sorry, no, I'm building your computer. No, you've been my last computer.
I don't care about that one.
I'm gonna look like the f***. I'm all upset that we were talking about him
building a worse one for his wife.
Play the clip. What we were actually saying is when you said
did I test fit everything? It was just user error because you could have moved that bracket a little bit to the left.
But I'm saying if you had test fitted it, that bracket would have already been moved.
Yeah, but I moved it on that one, but not this one because I haven't built on this one.
That's why you're building. So don't blame the fact that you don't know how to use the case on me.
Did you read the manual? It's in Chinese, but did you read it?
I'm not an asshole, but it's funny.
It's okay. I'll just... If you have to say I'm not an asshole.
You see, look, it's got a slot there, which means you can move it back and forward.
Can you complete that sentence for me, Elijah? You're probably an asshole.
This coming from who?
Listen, I'm the innocent one here. Would you guys talk smack about me while I was downstairs?
We didn't actually. We literally said that...
Please cut to the part where they were talking smack about how I specced these two machines.
Like, I'm like, I'm the man in this household. I'm going to get the big computer.
Roar, roar, roar. I can't wait till he watches this video. I know.
And really, this is how wrong he is.
No, because if the video comes out and them bantering about me is not in it,
that means you let the editor cut it, I will make sure the editor leaves it specifically
with the quote in quotations. And if he doesn't, I will follow up with his manager
and find out why he didn't do it and make sure he doesn't. Oh, is that...
Oh, no, okay, James, no. Kyle.
Yes. This is sleeved over all the cables, so I can't trace which one goes to where.
Can I just get some scissors to cut away this key drink? What do you mean?
What are you tracing? What to... Oh, I guess I...
I was about to ask if you have a multimeter. Can I have your multimeter? Okay, hold on.
Slow down. Back up. Why do you need to trace it?
To make sure that the pinnode is the same as the one that I always do.
Oh, you want to try and use it for... The AX1500.
You said you wanted to re-pin it. I have a tool in my bag. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll get you a deep pin.
I happen to have a deep pinning tool, so... Oh, okay. Is that just something you carry around?
Yeah. You never know when you're going to need to deep pin a PCIe connector.
Today? Yeah. I mean, it comes up more than you'd think. Yeah, because you never know you're going to
be free big-ass power supply. It only comes with one freaking PCI Express connector.
I've never heard someone complain so much about getting free in my entire life.
Hey, here's a chance. Hold on a second. Do you have an extra dual-aid pin on your focus?
Oh, maybe. Do you think that's the same? Do you think that's the same? Did I see Sonic made? I actually don't know.
I'm not sure. I would have an extra one. It would be in my box.
Yes, it would be. A one or a two, though?
Actually, I guess it doesn't matter, because I have one. Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I don't know if it'll reach. Kind of pathetic.
Oh, you're saying that Sonic might have made this? Yeah, he might have made this. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll get you.
Let me check. Oh, my God, look at how it's fine.
Brought a multimeter here? Yeah, it's mine.
I've already got it in duty mode. In what mode?
Duty mode, check. I'd continue remote.
It beeps when you touch the right one. I could actually use another pair of hands, though.
Yeah, okay, what do you need? Here, let's go.
That looks very short. That's the power supply end. That looks very short, though.
Just relax, okay, just here. Okay, so we're going to go one, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight. Isn't, hold on, isn't PCIe just ground in 12 volts?
Yes. Okay. So the top row is 12 volts and the bottom row
is ground on the GPU side, yeah? I don't remember.
Do you want- Oh, no, no, no, no. EPS is 12 volt and ground.
PCIe, there's three 12 volts and five grounds.
Don't ask me to explain why. Do you want to connect to the graphics card and then do the continuity test?
Because in the graphics cards, the ground planes will all be shorted to each other.
I just want to know which of those goes to what. Oh, okay, okay.
I have it in pin one.
Okay.
So, so that I don't have to write anything down.
Let's just, okay, so one to my one.
Okay. Okay, one.
No. One to two.
That seems weird. Balls.
No, it just seems like people use different pinouts because they're big, big, big, big, big.
Do you just want to- Now, hold on a second. Oh, yeah, no, that's a problem.
Okay. All right, we need to start writing this down. Okay. Well, do you just want to use a different power supply?
Just use the 850. I could swap it. No, I can't swap it later
because I don't have to pull the cables up. Yeah, the whole thing will have to come apart. Hold on, let me make sure,
let me just see if I have my dependent tool. I thought I had it. Okay. Can we not just look up the pinout spec on the interface?
This will be faster. Okay, sure. Yeah, yeah, I do have my ATX dependent tool.
Okay, so we just need to write it down,
make a map, and then re-pin it. I'm sorry.
Okay. I am sorry.
Oh, God. Oh, this sucks. Okay, it's fine.
I'm okay swapping the power supply. I'll say that again and again and again.
Okay. So let's do just this one for my end.
Okay, so one, two, one, two to two, three, two, three, four,
five to five, six to six, seven to seven.
Eight's empty. So I need to know where it comes from. It's empty.
I know, but there's one that has two wires going into it on your side.
It's this one. So that's four. So four to eight.
Okay, one to one, two, two, two, three, two, three, four, two, four.
Not bad. That's what we're going to say. Five, this video is cursed.
Six, two, six, seven, two, seven, four, two, eight.
Right? Yep. Okay.
Second power supply.
Is everyone else having fun yet? Because I am. Apparently, I thought this video was cursed.
One to two? No, okay. One to, yeah, I was in one.
One to two. Okay. Two.
To one. Okay. Well, that's easy. So I just need to swap those.
Okay. Three to three. Oh, oh, oh, this is not so bad so far.
I'm not going to get my hopes up though. Okay. Four to four.
Woo. Okay. I'm starting to feel good. Okay.
Five. Five to six.
Five to six, of course it is.
Are you done? No, I'm waiting because the GPU is AMD.
Six to six, six, two. Sorry. I wasn't pressing six.
You might need to start. Six to seven. So what, seven to five?
And then four is the double one.
Eight to four. Four to eight? Okay. Four to eight, yeah, yeah. Man, you really jinxed that by saying it was going good.
Yeah, I know. All right, I'm on it. See you later. All right, sorry.
I never thought of my wildest dreams to check the cables inside there. My bad.
I still might need to rip this leading off of this. That's fine. So it's not going to be as pretty good.
Do you want to get some SNPs? Yeah, some SNPs would be nice. Thank you.
Yeah. Oh, I have to go all the way and get some SNPs. Well, he does that. I could do the GPU if you want.
And coming, coming. I am rolling.
Okay. So for his wife's system, we have the RX7800XT.
In this case, it actually mounts vertically along the side here.
So he did give her the worst system. Oh, that's true.
Yeah, I saw 7900XTX in his, I guess.
Okay. For the difference in price, they could have both gotten XTs,
but no, he had to have the top of the line. I see how it is.
I take back all the nice things I said before, which we did say nice things before, Kyle.
Okay, I feel like I need to, I feel like I need to defend myself.
My wife doesn't do as much gaming as I do.
Maybe she gained more than a decent GPU. Got him.
Walked into. Getting all the peels off.
Oh my gosh. That's the most unsatisfying peel I've ever done in my life.
Oh, what, what is she doing right now? Dang it. I keep ripping it.
Where's the?
Oh, this is actually looking.
Oh, did you even do it? I pulled five separate peels off.
Come on. Thanks. Oh, did I get it all? Oh, no, I didn't. You might have to like trim it up once you're done, but.
Yeah, okay, okay, that's fine.
Oh, you want to see power supply?
Hey, Glenn, if you want to see power supply deep-hitting, it's really cool.
Just kidding. It sucks.
Basically, kind of like, what's it called?
Sounding or something? Oh my gosh.
What? You jam the thing in the thing, and then you extract the thing.
Well, there's no extracting the sounding. What are you talking?
Don't look it up. Genuinely don't look it. For real.
Do not look it up. Do not.
What are you guys talking about? I remember being in grade eight and hearing it for the first time,
and I was like, I'm going to look it up. Okay. Well, I'm going to be useful and run some more optical cables.
I'm going to do it with just voltages, but.
All right, Kyle, can we sanity check this? Sure. You don't want to sanity check it with the powered on,
so we can just test voltages? Nope. Okay. Well, the continuity is fine.
Okay, okay, okay. Here we go.
I know. I was just trying to be, I was just trying to be doubly sure, because I'm pretty sure if we're wrong,
we send the graphics card to non-A. So you do. One to one. One to one.
Two. Two. Two. Three to three. Three to three.
Four to four. Four to four. You okay, bro?
Oh, yeah, it's a battery. Five to five? Five to five. Okay.
Six to six? Six to six. Seven to seven? Seven to seven.
Four to eight? Yeah. All right. Rock on. We just made this cable work.
Now, do you want to label this?
Because this is no longer type four, baby.
Oh, for pinout? Yeah. This is just like.
Why would you spit on it? I have to. Oh, well.
Oh, well. I'm clean.
Fortunately, this is an engineering household. The isopropyl alcohol is.
It's for my 3D printer. Close. Oh, bro!
That was a lot more than I've ever done before. It'll evaporate.
My fours see enough abuse from. Oh, no, it's only 70%.
No, that has been refilled from 99.9% in the back bottle.
I get the good stuff, man. No, no 70% in this, in this household.
Don't waste the alcohol. Drink it. Are you high? All right.
It's clean now. Anyway, I was trying to do that until you.
Well, yeah, that's not going to work. Until you got like germaphobe.
That's all for me. There. Sure. Now we know it's a mystery cable.
I mean, so now we know it. We don't know at all what it works.
Yeah, this one. Yeah, yeah.
It'll be plugged into it. So that should be pretty self-evident.
Okay. Cool. Fantastic.
Again, I apologize for not checking the cable. Don't worry, we got this.
Got this, brother. You also need to plug in that, by the way. Oh, you know what?
This shouldn't matter. But I just, I just really want to.
Can we just check the one down the daisy? Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. It should be the same.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God, it should be the same. You know what? But yeah, I mean, it's like, we don't want,
we don't want to, we don't want to, we don't want to blow up that GPU.
That would be very sad days. It costs 30 seconds to just get this. Yeah, no, I get you, I get you.
I get you, I get you. Okay, I'm your end this time, so.
Okay, so. Okay, one. Hold on, one to one.
Hold on here.
Hold on. Do I have this the right way around?
Yeah, it should be clip up. Clip up? Yeah, it's the top lip.
Uh-oh. Two to two?
Two to one. Oh, you've got to be freaking kidding me.
How's that even possible? Okay, well, I'm glad we checked.
Well, it's a good thing we checked. Yeah, so however they're wired up between the two,
okay, it doesn't matter. The plan is I'll, oh, now we got to, yeah, we got to do the map again, then.
Okay, fine here. So you take your end. Oh my goodness. Well, you know what?
Oh, wait. You saved, did you just save the graphics card?
Well, yeah. Because you're going to use that plug, right?
Okay, so. So one to two.
One to two. Okay, so that's. Yeah, one to two. It's the same as before.
Two. What? To three.
How is that possible? It doesn't make sense because if they were offset before,
then they're offset again because I only moved.
How are these not spliced together in the same thing?
Kyle, I don't know. I can't explain this, but it doesn't matter.
That makes zero sense to me. Sorry, we were two.
That was two to three? Yeah. So, okay, hold it.
We did one and we did two. So I'm on three now. Three to one.
Three to one. It probably doesn't matter. I think those are all the same voltage anyway.
Yeah, but you never know. Four to two. Four, I'm on four.
Okay.
Four to nothing.
I've got two wires going to four. Okay, so four should be four now.
Yes, four to four. Oh, oh, that makes sense.
This doesn't daisy because those are just grounds anyway.
So they just come off of two more grounds. Okay, sure.
Okay, so four is clear. So this is why I wanted to check with voltages though.
So five to. So five to, I'm on five.
Five to six. You know what? I think we need to check.
We should check voltages. I know the voltages of this connector. Yes, I know, but we should check it with a.
I'm on six right now. Six to five.
Okay, seven to seven. Seven, eight.
Eight's connected to four. Nope. No, so like I have two.
Oh yeah, right. It's connected to nothing. Yeah, okay. Right, eight to nothing.
Okay, so hold on a second. Seven to what was it? Seven to seven.
Seven to seven. Okay, are you sure? Yeah, you can, I'll put it in seven again.
Yes, thanks. Five, six, seven. Seven to seven.
Okay, no, I think it's fine. Because these three are all 12 and these five are all round.
Yes. Okay. Do you want to plug it in, turn the power supply on?
We have a jumper cable. If you insist. I insist because.
Then yes, let's just do it. Like, enough things have gone wrong.
Let's just do it. Can you pass us the powers? But I think we don't have to do any of these around
because the voltages are all right. CSONIC has a power supply jumper in there
to jump the power supply on. Can you just pass it to us, please?
Yes, sir. You see this? Oh my God.
What? Do you ever see 19 power cables?
Are you f***ing kidding me?
Can you hold it up? And three, two, one.
Good, good, good. Call it. Back to the white.
Am I putting the same 50 out of there?
Am I putting all the things back?
I, wait, seriously? You, I might, I might have packed one.
I take the L on this one. 100%. You need to stop saying that.
Oh my goodness. You need to, you need to, you need to.
You know, you know how much stuff I checked
to make sure this didn't happen?
Somewhere below 100% of it. Yeah, apparently.
He has to thinking that this power supply would just be ready out the box.
You know what's really interesting is that even if we have that cable,
this case has a C13 pass-through
that will not plug into this power supply.
I mean, I could pass through the C19. I mean, not easily.
I think it's funny.
All right, I have a 1,250 watt in my old case. I'll just bring it up.
What? You're joking. It's 10 years old.
Oh. It's, it's an FXX power supply. When FX, FX, FX.
XFX. When they still used to be a thing, which is why I didn't want to use it
because it's old. Is that, is it that one with the stylized side or whatever?
It's the black edition. It's a 1,250 watt black edition.
That's a good power supply. That's like, see, sound like built. Yeah, I know. But like, it's like, I, I built it
when I met Leone 13 years ago. It's been sitting on a shelf for three years.
That's why I didn't want to use it. Okay, one sec.
I'm scared of using the 850 because. No, I think what we should do
is I should take the Focus 850. It's an, it's only an 850, but it's modern.
Okay. Wait, no, that's that man, that's borderline. Yeah.
Ah, shit. Yep. One sec. Sorry, I, yeah.
This is going from bad to worse right now. With easy build case.
Oh no, wait, the FXX is in this computer.
Minimum 1000 water gradient.
I'm okay using this one. Is it 12? This is the, this is the FXX one.
1250. 1250. It'll be fine. We're going for it.
It's 13 years old. Yeah.
Please just tell me it's not too long to fit. It should be fine.
It's shorter than the 1500. What are you talking about? Yeah, it is short.
Does that computer still work? Well, computer. That one. Yes. Okay, then that power supply will work fine.
Yeah, we're good. Yeah. Okay, we got this.
Oh, man. I mean, what's the scenario? She's got this beautiful laptop.
Uh, this one's going to my computer, isn't it?
No, no, I mean, don't, don't worry, don't worry. It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Um, are you, yeah, are you doing something back there?
Yeah, I'm just, oh, oh, oh, yeah, now we're good.
Oh, okay. New plan.
Okay, more of Kyle's stuff to clean out.
Hey, while you're, oh, while you're in that computer, can you grab my hard drives that I need?
All right, one more time. While you're in that computer, can you grab my hard drives that I need?
No problem. Yeah, I'd like to point out it's only 330.
We're still fine. Yeah, how's your table going?
It's done. It's done. We're waiting for you guys. Oh, well, let's get this done,
because we'll bring the computers down to it. It'll be a good reveal. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.
All right. On the plus side, Kyle doesn't really cable manage anything, so this is pretty easy to extract.
There's a plus side. All right, we got this.
And this feels so much like working on things at my house.
I don't have the ideal solution there. For that, I'd have to go to the office
and like get the right thing, but I have something that'll work well enough,
so it's just not worth it to get the right thing.
It's like everything's almost OK.
Temporary is our main form of airy.
Are you expecting me to dry that? Yes.
Damn. Look how good this card looks.
Oh, where are you rolling? Damn.
Sure. I should go get this card looks. Ready, Glenn?
Go on. Look how good this looks.
Oh, shoot. I should have plugged in the PCIe before. Oh, crap.
This video is feeling an awful lot, like that Noob vs. Pro one,
where I raced against Maria and Alameda,
and then they cut out of the video the fact that they gave me an incompatible reservoir,
an incompatible radiator, gave me an incompatible radiator again,
gave me a GPU that didn't fit with the side panel on top of it.
What was the outcome? I didn't get to watch that video. The fact that I finished building that computer at all is a miracle.
It's against all odds.
Oh, yeah. And the socket had three bent pins in it. It didn't post.
So after hardline water cooling, I had to rip the whole thing apart
and do a motherboard swap and refill it. Did you win though?
I'm not going to spoil it. Go watch the video.
Okay. This power supply might be 13 years old, but this thing slaps.
I just looked it up. Not only is it 1,250 watts,
it's not even gigantic. It's actually smaller than the 1,500 watt
that we just took out of there. Where the hell did it go?
Okay.
Okay. This power supply might be 13 years old, but this thing freaking slaps.
It's 80 plus gold, 1,250 watts.
It's actually not even that big. Like it's that much shorter than the 1,500 watt
that I just pulled out of here. And it's got a hybrid fan mode thing.
It's C-Sonic made. Okay. This is going to be fine.
Do you want to know something cool? Guess what I bought that from?
NCIX. Guess where? Which NCIX?
Langley. Yep. Oh, did I work there?
Uh, probably. You did not buy it from me, did you? Probably. Not, I don't know if it was you
because I didn't actually know you at the time. I mean, was there, was it a white guy?
I don't know. But the thing is, when I built, when I built my first computer,
I was literally watching the first video you ever released
on how to build your computer. Yeah, I wasn't at Langley at that point. Oh, okay, fair enough.
But I bought it from Langley NCIX. I did work at the Langley store, though.
Rest in peace. So you bought this power supply because I recommended it?
No, I bought the power supply because I can't remember why it's been 13 years ago.
I'm pretty sure I featured this at some point. Probably. It's a power supply.
Um, I built my first computer watching your video, though. That's awesome.
I still have the graphics card I did because that was,
I'll keep that graphics card for a long time because that was the graphics card I bought
when Neary and I first started dating. So play StarCraft on.
Nice. StarCraft 2, sorry, Wings of Liberty. Yeah, they're not that old.
I mean, Kyle and me. I mean, I'm only like 33.
What's StarCraft? StarCraft 2, Wings of Liberty, you uncultured person.
Like the best. That doesn't answer the question. He just said the name of whatever it is again.
There's no way you don't know what StarCraft 2 is.
There is no way. Like, it's the biggest RTS.
It literally had... Oh, okay. One of the biggest RTS?
Yeah. Have you ever played Funko Gears of War? Um, what are you talking about?
Internet and... Roast him in the comments below.
It's a mobile game. It's a mobile game.
Oh my goodness. It's like Raid Shadow Legends. My friend was a huge fan. We should get sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends.
My friend was a huge fan of Gears of War. And so when we saw the announcement trailer for this,
the Gears of War logo, it was all dramatic. And then the wall kicked in and it was a Funko Pop.
And it was a mobile game about Gears of War based on the Funko Pop figure.
Okay. So you're panicking about things taking so long,
but I still hear more talking than doing. You've been standing up here for like an hour.
I have been actively... I was standing here and doing something while talking.
It's called multi... It's called what?
It's called multitasking. Editor, please cut to every single time downstairs
when we were trying to build the table and he would just start talking and not do anything.
Because I'm looking for the hardware that is somewhere where it wasn't supposed to be.
In your house. That you were touching.
Bye. I have to go do work because apparently I'm not doing anything.
Oh.
Sorry, did I miss something? No, no, no, no, no. You're all you?
I'm out of rolling. Okay. You might have space. Where though?
So for the MVMEs, they get bolted to the motherboard.
Which you haven't... But I'm asking for the hard drives. So she only has an SSD.
I'm throwing away her mechanical one because it's dying.
There used to be hard drive bays over here. I took this one out thinking this was a longer graphics card,
but you see because we got a 7800XT I got it on purpose
because it's a shorter card. Got it. So you're justifying your wife's worst...
Yeah, you see, you can't fit these drives in
unless you VHB tape them somewhere, unless we fit the hard drive bay.
When Linus installs the big graphics card because I don't have SSDs, I have MVMEs,
you will notice the hard drive bay can't fit in my computer. So her better GPU can't fit
because you didn't get her better SSDs.
That's about it. Still sounds like an issue, not an issue me.
Thank you. Well...
Oh my goodness, these are old. Wait, are you rolling?
I'm still rolling. This is old. So then why are we adding it?
Do you remember Mashkin? Mashkin still exists, brother.
Really? Who's Munchkin?
It's a Mashkin Kronos.
Why did she still have this drive? It's like 120 gigs.
I got her a two terabyte MVME drive. Munchkin's going to be all up in our business.
Like, yo, the rumors of my downfall
have been greatly exaggerated or whatever. I'm not saying the downfall.
I'm like, look, this is a Mashkin. I said nothing about the downfalling.
What are you talking about? Do you remember Munchkin?
Or do they call it Mushkin? Mushkin. It's Mushkin?
Okay. I still don't know what Munchkin is. I'm sorry if I say. It's a PC...
They made hard drives. No, Munchkin's a board game. You should know this. Yeah, I have a Munchkin downstairs.
I'm talking about Mushkin. All right, cut.
They all walk downstairs, so they can't tell me not to just shove this in the basement.
So...
Ooh, here's something cool. Remember when we did that video
on that super cool Honeywell thermal...
Here's something cool. Remember when we did that video
on that super cool Honeywell PTM7950 thermal pad material
that was like a thermal pad that performed better than thermal paste?
Well, guess what? We got in touch with the distributor.
This is actually Kyle's doing. And we are going to be selling this, right, on LTT Store?
Half of that. Half of this, okay. Last, it would be a little bit too expensive.
Ah, got it. Anyway. We're also going to be selling individual 60x60 pads
if you don't want to cut it. It's obviously going to be more economical
to buy the big pad if you do a lot of this. But if you just want one,
we will be selling them as individual 60x60. And when I say 60, I mean 60 millimeters.
But basically, we're going to have a legit source for this stuff
that's actually somewhat reasonably priced for a change.
So you can use this super cool thermal pad material. I cut it way too big.
Oh my goodness. For your CPU. And it's going to be cool.
Yeah. And it performs like paste. Like it's...
Yes? All right. I get you. I'm not even going to hide the fact that I think...
I didn't put that on. So, man, yeah. Those are a lot, I don't know, smaller than I thought.
I'm wasting like four dollars worth of this stuff right now.
Oh, boy. Like this is four dollars worth?
No, but it's really expensive. Oh. But it's really good.
Basically, it's the good stuff. Is it poisonous?
Probably. Don't eat it. Okay. Please don't.
Things I shouldn't have to say. You're going to have to put it on the package now.
Can you get his side of that, please? It has. I didn't get the lucky heads, I'll say it again.
Uh, what do I say? Are these edible?
And then... You're going to have to put that on the package now. No, you're going to have to put that on the package now.
Oh, man, I forget how to apply it.
I don't know how we're powering these things. Oh, I mean, with the power button. That probably is...
Well, no, because they're downstairs. Oh, should I ask Kyle that?
Maybe. Well, we should post it here.
Yep. So.
Yabba-dabba-doo.
Hi, Bucks says he doesn't even know what that's from.
Go ahead, Elijah. What's Yabba-dabba-doo from?
Oh, no.
He actually isn't faking this. He's a cultural moron.
Wow. Okay, speaking of moronic,
I cannot for the life of me figure out how to peel these stupid thermal pads anymore.
Oh my gosh, you chewed it. You chewed it.
Hold that.
Check two, one. No, that's good. That's good. Cutting.
Let's try it.
Hmm. Yeah, yeah, you go with that.
Listen. I can't see it. I'm sorry. I may be...
I may be on cultured Linus, but checkmate.
Yeah, wow, good job.
I don't think he's happy with that. Sorry.
Go ahead.
Bring it in your fridge for at least a couple of hours before you begin.
Maybe you could keep it next to your photo film. It helps make the material a little bit more workable.
Well, there's your problem. What? It's too warm. It's a phase change material, and it's too liquidy right now.
That's why we can't apply it. I just did, though. No, you didn't.
Two steps forward, three steps back.
Thanks, Nickelback.
Is that a Nickelback song? One step forward and two steps back.
No matter what I do, you're always mad. Cause I can't change your mind.
It's like trying to turn around on one way street.
I can't give you what you want, and it's killing me and I.
And let's see what's in there freezer.
Yeah, that's about as full as I expected it to be.
It's good. Minus media group pays well enough to buy food.
Minus. I went to plug in this power cable that it came with.
What is that? That's a young Lee. Why?
I don't get it. Well, it's not an old Lee.
I don't get it. It says a young Lee in there. Where?
I don't see it. Are your eyes like going? I thought you were young.
No, I'm young Lee.
Did you see it, right? Oh, now I see it.
You're shining it away from the light, so it's like the dark side of the moon. I can't see anything.
Can you tell me something?
What is that? What is this plug? Hold on, hold on. I can't get it.
And there you go. And go ahead and ask me on camera.
All right. You're good. You're good. Just get some coffee.
There you go. And we have Red Bull at the office for a reason.
Yeah. Three, two, one.
I can't keep focused. I got ADD like everyone else at this bloody company.
I'm a neurodivergent like everyone else. What is this connector, though?
Like why are the plugs horizontal? Because they're not impressed.
Twins.
We want you to identify the difference between these two pictures.
If I recall correctly, this is
like North American 240 volts or something like that.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, 15 amp to 50 volt. Oh, yeah.
Okay. It's a whole thing. I don't know where you got that.
Okay. I'll go find another one.
Technically, I said put it in the fridge for two to three hours, but that's a freezer.
So it should be faster, right?
Who needs to follow instructions when you can just use them as loose guidelines?
Here we go. That worked out so great for me last time.
Well, no, I didn't follow it. I didn't even look at the instructions last time. This is much better.
Okay. Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
I can feel it warming up so fast. Okay. That's the one side.
That's the easy side. Come here, hard side.
Oh my God. It's warming up. It's warming up so fast. It's almost like it's designed to...
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Okay. We're good, we're good, we're good.
On you go.
Face change.
Come on. Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Oh, no, did I take the easy side off?
No. No, no, no, no, please tell me I didn't take the easy side off.
Both sides came off so easily. I couldn't tell which one was the easy side of both.
Okay, actually that's not too bad. Okay, here we go.
Sick. All right, that's fine. It'll change phases and it'll be fine.
Okay, that's on. All right, hold it.
Okay, good, three, two, one, got it, good.
And now I just need to, I don't know, short of that.
Oh, yes. Okay, good, good, good. Okay, good, good. I just need to, I don't know, short of that.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Woo. Nice.
Nice. Sick.
Ill.
All right. COVID. How's your- I was waiting for you because I-
No, no, do your thing, do your thing, don't look for me. Well, I'm going to post. You want to see if I post? Post it.
You're the host with the most post. It didn't- We shall call you Malone.
Wow. That was a good one. I liked it. It's actually not posting though.
Nice. Then we shall not call you Malone.
We shall call you Jay's two cents. It'll be three years until you finish this computer.
See you later. Damn. Jay just got absolutely roasted for no reason.
Not involved at all.
Oh, I forgot to turn the power supply switch on. Okay. All right, here. Do you want to-
All right, come over to me for a second. Yep.
Shout out Jay though. He's going through some stuff. Go check out his channel and all that good stuff.
What's up Jay?
All right. Now I feel like a power switch.
It lives. Oh, sort of.
Can you really call that living?
Well, it's not walking.
Did I get all the hardware here? Sorry. I spaced out for a second there.
Okay. Well, all my RGB's on, which is good. This is DDR5, so memory training might take a bit.
I'm going to give it a second just to see if it'll come to life here.
You're singing Nickelback now. I, unironically, like Nickelback.
I don't care about that. No, they're good. They make good music.
Yeah, they make good music.
Yeah, just tell me when you're ready. Hey, posted.
FTPM. I should probably plug in the keyboard. Oh my goodness.
Here we go. One, two, I should be able to just go.
Nice.
Booting first try. I don't want to brag or anything, but I built a few computers in my day.
Oh, shoot. Does he supposed to have Windows installed on these already?
No, built a few computers.
Oh, shoot.
Can you tell the screen damage over there? That's good.
Oh, right. Like a big S fingerprint. Yes. Uh, crap.
I'm going to do, oh, never mind. There's a Windows install. Oh, Google.
Um, where the devil's the RGB header on this back?
Oh, it is on the.
I found it. Okay. Oh, yeah.
What are the odds?
Damn it. Okay.
I plugged the audio or the power, I plugged the power in wrong.
No, no, no, you plugged it in right, but there's two places to plug power in.
One's on the motherboard. One's on this. I'm actually going to have a remote way to turn this on.
Okay. So I need the power pin from this header, but this power switch as a backup can go on,
go on the motherboard. Oh, so if you, if you give me some, some illumination.
With your hand right in the way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I've been in the way of the old that was expensive.
My bum just hit my old motherboard. Um, you know, the thing with many itx builds is you have plenty of space to navigate.
You know, can I borrow this for a second?
Do you have those remote switches here? I have one of them.
I didn't have time to build the second one.
Actually, I didn't have the hardware to build the second one.
Does it connect to home assistant? Okay.
Then no. Well, you're going to use home assistant to turn these on? I use home assistant.
Okay. Let me, let me, this is now a good time to explain how I'm going to turn.
You know what? Once I set it up, I'm just going to explain on camera by using my voice to turn on my computer.
I'm just going to be like, Jarvis, turn my computer on now.
That's really nerdy. I know.
Okay. Check this out.
Check this out.
Okay. This is the, this is the M five atom from M five stack.
And if you give this USB-C power, you can flash something on here from home assistant.
And it's basically a voice assistant.
All okay. This is the M five atom from M five stack.
It is a microphone and a speaker and an LED and a Wi-Fi connection in this tiny little package.
Give this baby five volts and you have an audio streaming device for your home assistant.
Hmm. For you have a voice streaming device for your
You know what it is. You have an audio streaming device for your
You have an audio streaming device for your voice assistant.
Now personally, I use home assistant that have their own local voice assistant that
runs local on your own hardware and is separate from the cloud.
So no cloud streaming for me. It's all processed locally.
So what this does is it just streams audio to home assistant and home assistant uses
some AI tools to decode that from speech to text and executes commands you tell it to do.
So all I have to do is say, Hey, Jarvis turn on my computer and through home assistant and
this little device that I'll be connecting to my computer.
I don't have to go walk downstairs to turn my computer on. Cool.
But you said you only have one of them. Yeah, my wife's going to have to walk down. Okay, I'm plugging it into the other header then.
No, no, no, leave it there. It'll still work. Yeah, you can, you can just leave it there.
I think we should troll him and we should put it in his wife's computer.
Oh yeah. So Kyle has to walk downstairs.
Okay. I mean, my wife is usually the one that just leaves the computer on all the time.
I'm one of those people.
I'm one of those people that like to turn it off.
I wouldn't brag about turning that off.
You have experienced those matters.
No, Yvonne loves my jokes. I don't think so.
Yeah, that's the thing about Yvonne.
And that's the thing about me and Yvonne working. That's the thing about me and Yvonne working together.
I can't make up anything about my wife. It's like, oh yeah, no, she thinks I'm funny and sexy.
They're like, no, I'm made.
I mean, I went to school with my wife. So we were at home together at school together on the road together.
What? Oh, ballsack. Oh, you messed up? Yeah, I just have to undo some screws.
No, thank you.
All right, we're doing this thing? Yes, sir. All right, no, no. Other way around.
Oh, no, no, no. Oh, which?
Wait, no. We don't want to break another rise of cable.
Whoa. Yes, there you go. Oh, I was getting there.
Give me some time. Let me cook.
Okay. Yeah, this should be mostly out of the way of those fans.
Sure. Oh, my gosh.
No, no, we got this. It's not a problem at all.
Oh, look at that. Oh, look at that indeed. Bye, guys.
Strike again.
All right.
Man, this thing is even easy to cable manage in too,
because like you just hide everything behind your sexy graphics card.
Yep. So easy. I told you, man.
I don't know why you guys are such a hard time.
Why would we? We never said we're having a hard time. Well, it took you longer to build those than did my table.
Two years? Yeah. Okay.
That was a good one. That was a good one.
You missed the side panel. Because you still were doing stuff in it.
Oh. I asked you. Okay, no, it's fine. It's right there, on there, if you want it.
Okay. This one? Nope. I pointed directly at it.
That one. This one?
Why is this in my two weeks? Goodbye.
Where's the standoff hardware? It's still in the box, probably.
I thought we talked about this. You're forced to work here.
Well, there's one. Is it okay? Okay, we're missing three.
Yeah. Okay. Have a good day.
Oh, it's over there. The baggy right beside it. So you took one out, but left three inside?
No, I think you took one out to show me, then I forgot it. Okay, sure.
Done. Oh, you're not going to do the thing?
Oh. You know what? It doesn't matter.
Wait, no, don't put the side panels on. Why? It's bad GPs.
We haven't tested to see if it posts yet. There's like seven side panels.
I can put one of them on. You can put one side panel on. Thank you.
Can you? I mean, that technique. Stop.
There. It's on. Jeez. Good job.
You can fit so much computer in there. We did. Let's see how much.
Wow, that's a lot. There's nothing behind that panel.
It's pretty sweet, though. This actually looks so sick. Yep.
Thank you. Yeah. You did a good job of configuring it.
I must admit, Jake did help.
He fixed my RAM choice. He only mentions that.
Now that we've had so many problems with it. Wow. How's the underside of that bus, Jake?
No. No.
All the mistakes were probably on me. The RAM was Jake's idea. He said the RAM that I chose was poo.
All right. Should we test this thing? Yep. All right. Let's do it.
Man, John's bill. It came out of nowhere and then just straight fire with the designs.
Oh, man. I really like this thing. So this is originally designed to be an upright case.
You know that, right? I mean, it has feet on the one end.
So yes, I did know that. Okay. Oh, there's a wood thing.
Are you going to talk to us about the wood thing? Yes.
We're going to put a server rail on that, and that's going to slide into the computer.
Oh, into the desk. But yeah. Yeah, into the, yeah.
English is the second language. That's why it's an accent. Why do you say it's my second language?
What was my first language?
I don't know. So the African dialect is, yeah.
So you know that long cross bin that we have? We'll just mount the server rail to that,
and then it'll just slide in nicely. Very cool. And eventually I'll put some support brackets on the side,
but it should be fine for me. Yeah. What?
I don't know what you're saying.
That means never. No, that means like never.
Hey, did you guys switch the panels on me? No.
I mean, the panels weren't on when I got them, so maybe.
It's my wife's computer, right? Yeah, does it matter?
This is my thing. What is this one slightly better?
Is the other one scratched or something? Yeah, I dropped it on the driveway.
No, no, no, no, no. The good one goes on this one.
No, no, no, no, no. You dropped it, you deal with it.
There, let me see it. I was holding the case on one side,
but I was holding it upside down, and it just popped off.
Well, where is the other one? You guys were building these computers?
Oh, it's our fault again. Ah, here it is.
Oh, he put that there. I saw him put it there. Dude, that scuffed.
Yeah. No, you can't give that to her.
That's yours. That was her case that I was carrying. That's yours.
Fine. It's manly and rugged. It's battle scars.
Yeah. I was carrying the case upside out of my ARM,
and it just popped off, and then skidded across my driveway. Yeah, let's get close-ups.
It smells like performance. Dude, how many I can see over there?
Good. Still here.
All right. Are we ready to do this one? Did you plug my power into the correct?
Right here. Yes, we did. Excuse me.
No, software power. That's the... Are you sure that is power?
I don't know. That's the one that was plugged in on the other one. Yeah, let's find out.
No, it wasn't. It was plugged to the motherboard. It's not going to work.
That's the motherboard. No, it's plugged in. No, that's the riser.
Moses. That is not going to power on.
I was just following Elijah's instructions. Hey, sweetie.
Do you know what's in the whole day? You just switched up. Do you know what my needle nose pliers are?
I can do it. What do you want? Where do you want it? Give me a light.
Yes, because it has to go onto the...
Hold on here. Let me help you out. Okay.
That's not helpful. Now I can't see. Okay. There is a way to pop this riser off.
Yeah, yeah. The riser can come out. Here, look. Okay. Do you... No, it's...
Okay, sure. Move the riser out the way. Okay.
Okay. What do you want? That pin... Those two pins there.
Oh, okay. That's the one. I don't think this can...
You keep telling me to look and I'm putting your... You put the power supply on the 12-volt RGB header.
It says 12 RGB and that's where you put the power switch.
I did not tell Elijah to put the freaking power switch on the RGB header.
It wouldn't have posted because it wouldn't have turned on because you put the power button and nothing would happen.
You did this on purpose. I had to turn that on.
I'm tired of all this. No, because I put that power switch in for him.
Okay, just... Just... Okay, so... Look, my bro. My pile. Bro, you see these two pins on the bottom?
Yes. Yes, put it in the... What? I just put it where Elijah told me to put it.
He was trying to follow your instructions. So...
No, no wonder I didn't... That means the instructions were bad. No.
I put it into the right place. Based on how you're giving him instructions now,
no wonder I messed it up.
Are we back on a team now? Yeah. Yeah. I'm with you.
Kyle's on his own. Okay.
He would have had Leonie on his team, but then he gave her a worse computer. Oh, my...
He crashed on it. Oh, my goodness. And that's why you're isolated now?
Alrighty. Burry.
There, it's installed. Okay. Put my eyes back in place. Relax, buddy.
Did you put my USB 2.0 headlight? Yes. Why the heck is it tucked all the way down there?
I need access to it. In case you need it. Oh, I do need it. Good, then we'll use it right there.
Where's the power switch thing? Can you get your hands out of there?
You're going to knock it out if plugged in. No, yes, but then where does it go?
I mean, where does it go? It's plugged into the motherboard. It goes to the power switch.
Can you just plug it in and turn it on?
Sure. I need that to... I'm taking it.
Add the remote start.
Cut to the point where I literally explain this whole thing
to Elijah. And I installed the little doomerikki thingy.
Bro, have you ever heard of a magic packet? I don't know what a magic packet is.
So you say you do or don't? I don't know. I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, okay. You can wake your computer with the...
Wake on LAN? Yeah. It's not secure.
Can you do wake on LAN with voice control? I mean...
I'm sure you probably, yeah.
I understand that there is wake on LAN stuff. It's just not secure.
And no, this is better. You heard it. Not secure on a local network.
So you're saying your network is bad? Well, you should fix that. Ooh.
I missed it. It was...
So that's some heavy talk from people that took like four hours
to build two computers. Two years for a table, three years for a screwdriver.
Doesn't matter. It didn't cost me any time to do it. I had to disassemble your stupid computer.
I had to re-pin your power supply because you didn't have the right computer.
Yeah, but then we didn't even use that power supply. All right. We're booting it. Three, two.
That's a positive sign. Yeah, it was not my end up.
It takes a while. Oh, does it? Yeah. It's got to go through memory training most likely.
And then it will power it. Thanks for playing.
Let's cruise. No, you need bigger ones. It's great because it's been so many hours now
that we've gone from like playful ribbon to actually fighting.
No, what are you talking about? You guys are just ganging up on me.
Like I did something wrong.
I'm turning my back to the camera. Bad camera etiquette.
Well, I don't know what else there is to do. Oh, okay, here.
Hi. I'm going to try and like no scope this
and stick it in the right spot like pit in the tail in the donkey.
All right, that way. Thanks a lot, Sean. Yeah, sorry.
All right. I mean, that's posted, mate. Yeah. I know I'm going into my house.
Okay. By what? Machine deli key the whole time?
Yes. You're killing me, Kyle.
You're killing me. Love you, man.
Be my hero. Love's a relative term. Okay.
Where's all my drives at though? I only see one.
That's a... Oh, wait. No, it might be fine. It's probably fine. Hold on.
Is the... It might be fine. Did you plug the power cable into them?
It might be fine. Just let them go. It might be fine. Let them cook. Let them cook. Okay.
Okay. System info. Where's... I don't use... What do you like?
Funboard devices info. Here we go. Yeah, we got three drives.
Three drives. Let's go. Actually, it should probably be... TCE Gen 4x16.
Okay. Everything's fine. Okay. I'm going to close up. Yeah.
Hi. One second. You got me? Okay. I don't know where things are.
Wait. Where are your side panels? Oh, I've just been proving this case for the past four hours.
And I don't know where I put stuff. I don't know where you're here. Kyle, where are your stuff? I don't know where you're here. Kyle, where are your stuff?
Kyle, where is the stuff that I put somewhere random?
It's actually kind of a cool lift. It's like armor. It's like armor.
Kind of like... Okay, I'm... I can shut this PC down, yeah.
Oh, okay. I mean, as a geek,
I legitimately can't tell the difference between trolling and fashion.
You've seen some of those fashion shows where they like carry people, right? What?
There's like a whole show where they were in what looked like an underground parkade
and they were just like carrying people as clothes. So there was one where it was like
around a person's neck, just like bear hugging. It was hysterical.
It was so funny. People around the waist like a belt and they're just like...
As if it was totally normal. What are you talking about?
It really... Uh, wait. Are there longer screws? Yes.
Yes. Okay, well, I'm gonna need those. Yes. That's literally why I grabbed the longest.
Here's the other ones for the other side panel. Oh, sorry. I'm literally like in your way.
All right. I'll get out of the way. Here we go, boys.
Try not to touch this glass. It's a lot easier to not touch it than it is to clean it.
Okay, hold on. Why is my RGB not lit?
Oh, is it too far? Yeah, I plugged it. I plugged it. Oh, okay. Wait, you unplugged the RGB or you unplugged the computer?
No, I unplugged the computer. I turned it off and unplugged it. Okay. All right.
Oh, wow. I need to do some stuff with screws and if I drop a bolt into a power supply,
I'm gonna be sad. Yeah, especially because it's the only power supply
we have that will work with this computer. Pretty much.
I mean, seriously, who puts C19 connectors on their power supplies?
Is that necessary? EVGA, Corsair,
Antec. Do you need me to keep listing them?
Cooler Master. Thermaltake.
Oh, boy. I mean, what? Just realized we still have to set up the USB range extenders.
That's fine.
Which means I have to show you my network closet which I was trying to get away from.
Can't be that bad. Um, okay. Well, I guess we'll see that.
I like to spike it. It's a closet that exists.
Okay. Wow, that flew really well.
It's like a plane. Is that lined up?
Hmm, yeah, it's lined up. Okay, I didn't mean to. Well, you got it perfect first time.
Well done. Nice. It's like you've done something like this before.
Nice. That's why things don't take me three years.
I mean, I mean, oh, balls.
Okay. I'm going to sleep some things that have taken me three years.
Okay, you know,
you know, the place is a disaster.
But I mean, frankly, it doesn't look that different.
What are you talking about? You guys made this mess. It was clean when you walked in.
Yeah, this wasn't here. You know, this wasn't like this.
Well, that's a functional 3D printer.
You know, seriously, Kyle, I know, I know. We made a lot of the mess. And thank you for cleaning it up.
Yep, yep, that's fine. Let's get these loaded at the table.
Okay. And cut.
Dude, these are heavy. These are. Oh, when this table is loaded up,
which by the way, this looks awesome. When did you guys do this?
Oh, well, you guys were building the computers. I already had Glenn take some glam shots.
This is great. I hate to say this, but your idea worked.
Yeah, dude, we just didn't burn it, though. We just made the whole nice and round and it was fine.
That's awesome.
Man, it can fit so much gaming in here.
Yeah. You are never going to put those other two screws in, dude.
Oh, I already did. You did? Yeah. Well, off-camera, I retapped the actual PEM nuts with strips.
So I retapped the PEM nuts and I retapped the screws, and both screws are in.
So this is it? This is it. Final form, baby. It's rock solid, man.
Oh, all right. Let's get some computers in it. Well, where do you want it?
So we don't have to move it once we put the things in.
Probably as centered as possible. Like I said, I miscalculated the length of the cables.
So for the shoot, we still only have the 50-footers.
And because my wife's cables have to travel further,
her computer's going to be in the front, and mine's going to be in the back. Makes sense.
Yeah. And then phantom cables or infinite cables
is going to send over 75-footers, but they're only going to get you next week.
Got it. So just across the hallway or?
Yeah, it's just over the floor, and we'll tape it down or something later.
I'm going to rerun them in like a week, I just mean in the long run.
In the long run? Okay, so in the long run, what I would like to do is
I have no idea. Probably just across the floor and just put like a stepping pad or something.
I really contemplated like drilling into the concrete and maybe running the conduit all the way over there.
But I don't know how deep the concrete is.
Any other ideas? I realize that this is a little late for me to be coming to this realization,
but these computers being in the table serves no purpose at all.
No. Absolutely not.
You could just as easily just hop in in the network closet
and then you'd achieve all the same noise and cooling benefits upstairs.
But how cool is it to have two computers on the ballgame table? Oh, actually, I take that back.
Yeah, don't answer that question. I do serve a purpose.
Hold it, hold it, that's really low-key. The inspiration for this was a company called Wormwood.
Start with a company called Wormwood makes this something.
A company called Wormwood makes pretty much the exact same top.
So you ripped off their top? Kind of. I reverse engineered the top from videos
they made of how they build it. So you ripped it off?
Kind of. I reverse engineered it. So you ripped it off? I got so close that we found out we're in breach of a patent
that they just filed.
In my defense, they hadn't done the patent when I started this project.
It's been fairly recent. So we reached out to them and they were good sports
and because this was personal use, they were okay with it. Okay.
And they were even kind enough to send over
what I consider in my humble opinion
to be the main reason why I chose the top
is the ability to have magnetic attachable accessories.
Now you obviously don't want water when you're gaming, right?
Obviously, that would be stupid.
Oh, you want to move it?
Okay, that's pretty cool. You want it on the inside? No problem.
And to show you how close I got to their design,
this is from them.
Wormwood sent you a bunch of cup holders and whatnot.
That's hilarious.
They didn't send any matching ones. No, I chose this on purpose.
Oh, okay. We have four players, so we each going to have our own
different kind of wood. So this is, actually, we're going to get some close-ups on this.
This is Purple Heart, a very pretty wood.
It's named Purple Heart because it's purple.
We have Paduk, which is like a reddish kind of wood.
They can see that. I'd like to over explain everything.
They have Birch, which is a birch-y looking wood. Maple. Sure.
It's very cost-effective. It's very cost-effective.
And I believe this is Cherry. Cool.
Yeah. Which is soon aimed because of that huge piece that it comes from.
This is really cool. Yep. But doesn't explain why we need a computer in the table.
I figured out what magnets they used, and I sourced some.
Yeah. So I'm going to make my own attachments. Which is really cool, but doesn't explain why we need
computers in the table. So because we play D&D online, we each need screens.
I see. So you know how you did your car, and you have those USB-C powered screens?
Yes. I'm going to embed those into wood play surfaces, have them magnet into the table,
and run the USB-C connector into Mr. USB-C over here.
Won't you work on that one, but you can plug it into the back of the GPU?
Or the back of the GPU. Yes. Yeah, there you go. Which is in the front.
Does the 7800 XT have that?
We can probably get it. Does your 7900 XT have that?
We can run adapt the cables. We can run adapt the things.
I don't know. Oh, no, because power's going to be a problem. It's an alt mode.
Oh, it's an alt mode? It's not USB. No, but isn't that an alt mode?
Well, minor details. We can figure that out. We can figure that out.
You can buy an expansion card or something that can plug into the M.2 slot.
Like a... No. Yeah, yeah. Maybe, but no.
There has to be a way to get USB-C PD from these computers somehow.
Well, it's not the PD that's the problem. And the DisplayPort. It's the DP alt mode.
Sure. So that's alt mode. So it actually has to be connected to a GPU.
So wait, but you can get expanded cards. Hold on, hold on.
This one. Yeah. Yeah, this one's okay. But does it need a DP in?
Or is this going to take it from the... No. This one will take it off your onboard.
Onboard? Yeah. Which is fine. Which is fine. Okay. How many computers can you run off?
How many screens can you run off that? Just one. But I need four.
Four screens? Yes, one for each player. But you have two computers.
Yeah, but you said that you can only get one or four. One each, so that's just two.
You're not asking for much, do you? You want them to be able to move around too?
Yeah. I was even thinking of like, I actually routed cable channels inside the table.
So I could actually have like a USB-C little pluggy board in there.
You planned everything. Yeah. Except whether it would work or not.
You could get an expansion card and get an M.2 to PCIe 4x conversion board and then plug it in.
But then plug what into it? USB-C, expand the card and you feed the...
You feed the... You can get ones where you feed the DisplayPort in?
One does not simply... No, no, it's actually not simple.
It's not like simple. No. Okay, so you're listening to me.
Thank you, by the way. But it's actually not that simple. Okay.
Yeah. You might be better off just finding a DisplayPort to USB-C.
That's what I said. No, but that's not going to work. Because that wouldn't provide power.
Because the monitor will expect USB alt-mode input.
Sorry. That way I'm not aware of. I'm not going to. Got it. Okay.
I was not aware of that. What if I get a separate power source?
No, it's not the power. That's not the power. It's the alt-mode.
Okay. Well, what if I get a flat screen that just takes the DisplayPort and then I find another way to power it?
Yes, that's going to work. But you still won't be able to do four off of one system.
Why not? Because you can only drive, I believe, three displays off of the...
Of a single GPU? I believe so, for these. Hold on, let me check.
Let me check before... Don't quote me on that one. Okay.
How many displays on the 7900XTX?
Four. Up to four. According to AMD's community. But then what about the 7800XT?
That one should be the same. Okay. Yeah, they're both already three. See? Four. Yeah, there's a way.
Obviously that's not going to happen now, but that's why. Yeah. Let's redo that line then, because you said three.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay.
No, no. Go back to when I said yes. If you can just plug in DisplayPort and find another way to power it, then that'll be fine.
Okay. And then give me, obviously that's not going to happen now.
Obviously that's not going to happen now. Right, because the technology doesn't exist.
I will figure out a way, and then we can talk about it. But right now, they're going to the table because they're going to look sick.
Cool. Would you be willing to compromise and have them not be movable?
The screens? Yeah. I mean, how should you need to move?
This is a screen, like there's only... You need to move it... It's going to be on a removable thing though, right?
Yeah, yeah, but that's fine. But the location where you plug it in,
why would that matter? Because what... It matters because you need to run DisplayPort cables and they're going to have to be like...
Oh, okay. Well, what I was thinking was I have cable channels in here, like I was mentioning.
I could just run the DisplayPort in there and just have it like Pocchiati. Okay.
I have surveillance. Wait, how are you going to get power to this table?
Extension cord for now. Oh my God.
What? Elijah. Yes, sir. Oh, brother.
You know we're missing something, right? Yeah. I'm just looking.
Please don't drop the computer. Okay. Elijah.
Yes, sir. If we had a pool at the office, for how long it is before Kyla rips these stupid computers out of the table
and just puts them in that server closet, how many days would you have?
I would say four months. Oh man, I give them two weeks.
Really? Yeah. Oh, I don't know if I'd go that low. Okay, why?
Because you're going to get sick of stepping on stupid extension cables
and optical DisplayPort and USB all over your place.
What are you talking about? Like I could just like take a, I could take a skill saw and just go all the way down
and then just cover over them. But that would require skill.
It would require a saw that I have upstairs.
From DeWalt, not Milwaukee. And we just go.
Okay. That looks awesome though. Yes.
So why would I take it out? It's also designed to be a bit recessed then, but yeah.
Anyway. Yeah, it's got a shot from Linus's perspective. That looks awesome.
You know how I said these need to be recessed?
In my solid works. Did you account for them being like butt to butt against each other?
No, yeah, the length is fine. In solid works, I never modeled that a little bit.
That sticks out. Should be fine. Well, you should have to fit the server rails in.
Should be fine. As long as the server rail fits here.
That's tight. That's, that's tight.
Oh, oh, it was heavy. I wasn't ready for that.
Okay. Mr. Server man. I bought these rails for a couple of bucks with Digikey.
Okay. Okay. I'm assuming this.
Oh, they're, they're, they're schmooey. It's pretty, they are definitely that.
Wow. It's a pretty, you threw all my IPA all over the flip and floor earlier.
So correct me if I'm wrong. This, this bolty, bolty over here.
Like this, right? Correct. And then the other thing, bolty, bolty onto the table.
Yep. Like that. Oh, balls.
So like, where does it stop? Wherever that thing ends. That's where it stops.
I mean, I don't know. You just took one apart same as I did. Well, you do server rails, man.
You, you used to set up our servers at work, didn't you? Balls, Kyle.
What? This is the release.
Okay. So it will be like that. Okay.
I don't understand what the problem is.
Okay. How will I reach it ever? Uh, hold on.
Oh, this is going to require a very expensive tool.
So expensive that I can't find it.
Hold on. Oh, you can cut. I don't think people understand the problem yet.
Oh, so expensive. Oh no.
I can't just fit something underneath here. No, you can't.
What do you mean? I mean, you can't reach it. There it is there.
Oh, I've released it. Oh my goodness. Oh my, oh no, it's so hard.
Oh, it's released. Okay. So pull it out. How are you going to get the computer there?
So that's future cost problem. No, it's not.
With the computers there, it's going to be really hard to get that in there
because the computer will be where your hands were.
Can I change my vote on how long he'll have it in the table for?
Can I change my vote for how long he'll have it in the table for?
Are you changing it to zero to eight? I want to go one week.
I want to go one week. Well, if it goes in and ain't coming out.
It's been one week since we put this in here.
I'm going to freaking destroy this.
I'm just going to put them in there now because I'm, this is making me crazy.
Can we just glue it? No.
I mean, would glue it would work. I mean, oh, dude, I get it.
No, because we just ripped the finish off and then you, it would fall over.
I get it. I'm just, yeah.
I get it. My brain is so dust right now.
All right. Let's get these mounted. Do you want to do it on the server rails?
Yes. Really? It's fine. Well, what's your other option?
Like what other option do we have at this point? We take this, we put it in there.
No. Okay. Like, I mean, no, no, no, no, no.
You're the boss. No more explaining. We're good. Let's just go. Asked what the other option was. I told you what it was.
You don't like it. We do it this way.
Okay. I would like you to screw in the ones on the table.
Yes. Can you screw in these ones? No.
I do not want to be responsible when this is wrong.
Thanks for leaving me high and dry.
I mean, you're not that high. Oh my goodness. More low right now.
And they wonder why the shoot has taken like freaking ages.
Oh my god. Is there a, oh hi.
What the? What are you doing? Sorry, I was. I found your wife.
She's hidden in the crawl space. Yeah, that's my crawl space. Yeah, I see that.
That's where all the stolen stuff is hidden that you never find.
How on earth is it? Oh, there's a door by the laundry room. Oh yeah, okay.
Watch out too. Oh, you're running, you're running cables. Oh, she's running cables.
Yes. This is amazing. Can you get over here, Glenn? This is hilarious.
Hi.
Okay, I hid my bills.
You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to take some monitors and new peripherals,
and I'm going to install them upstairs. Sounds good. That's a good idea.
See you later. Bye.
That's my dad.
Homestretch, baby. Should we try and get this in? Yeah, let's get this one. This one's your wife's on this side?
This is my wife's because it's closer because her screens are further away,
and as aforementioned, we don't have very long cables right now.
Oh, okay. Yeah, so this will eventually be the back one. Whoa, something moved in here.
Yeah, that's fine. Oh, it's my remote turn on thing.
Okay, can you support? Yep. And guide? I've got it.
Are you sure? Yeah, I've got it. Okay, okay. You got it?
Okay, I think I'm in, or I'm pretty close.
Did that engage? I think so. Go slow? No, it feels like it's rocky.
Yeah, it's in, though. It's in. It's in? It is just rocky. Oh, boy.
Do I need stability? It is in.
Oh, boy. Look how close it is.
Oh, my gosh, it's so close. You missed. Lift up sideways.
All right, rotate it. Okay.
There. Oh, shoot. Hold on. Are we in? No, we missed the whole rail.
Are you in? Nope. Okay, what do you want me to do? Lift.
Are you going to tilt the front end up? Tilt the front end up?
Oh, come on.
Oh. Oh, the plastic protective piece was still in the way.
Are we in? Oh, no. The protective piece fell off.
Do we have to come out? Oh, hold on. Yeah, hold on. I got it down.
Oh.
Huh? Yeah, it's over here. Can I have any one?
Yeah, we don't need this one, do we? I don't know.
What is this for? I don't think it goes there. I don't think we need it.
Where are we?
What am I hitting? Oh, I'm above. We're above it. We're above it.
What do you mean above it? Like we're not in the rails. Yeah, dude, this plastic bit is in the way.
It's supposed to be there. Is it guided in?
It feels like it's in. Oh, it's just wobbly, man.
Is it in? Yeah, I think so. I can't lift it up. I'm pushing up on it.
It's not coming out, so we're in. Why is it not?
Keep going. I'm trying. Give it a little bit of a push.
There you go. There you go. We're in.
I mean, in theory, it works. And I can totally fit something under there to eject it.
Yeah. Oh, you missed it.
What do you mean? We have to push the pin. What do you mean you have to push the pin?
Push it in. What do you mean push it in? Push it, like push it off.
Oh, no, I need something to help me. Yeah, okay, that's what I was saying.
Oh, it's not going to be back in. Yeah, because you need to hit that lock.
Oh, shoot. Okay, I've got it. Okay, no, you need to hold it from the front.
I've got it. I've got twerk on it. You got it? Yeah. Oh, balls.
So when you pull it out, it locks? Yes, that's how rails work. Oh, no, not all rails work like that.
That's how all rails work. Oh.
Are they just discovering the thing that I said
when I walked upstairs and started? No, I am not discovering.
Kyle is discovering and forcing me to hold it while we wait.
Linus, I might need you to say that line again because you're super bright. Oh, okay.
Okay, it's so dark out here. And hold it. I'm rolling.
Are they just discovering the thing that I said when I explained about the rails locking
and Kyle was all, well, what the two said? Oh, thank goodness.
Did you guys get it? This is not bad. It wasn't that bad. Dude, the way I'm holding it, it is.
It wasn't that bad. He's overreacting. This is all you need.
You slide it and then you go, poops, and it's fine. I don't know what he's worrying about.
Take a glam shot. Look how sexy they look. Come on.
You can't tell me that doesn't look sick. It looks great. Look, granted, I need some support blocks to stop it wobbly.
Okay, it's got a bit of a wobble. I never questioned the looks. We never questioned the looks.
You just questioned my sanity on doing this.
Yeah. Yes. Okay. Oh God. What?
Well, there's not much in the way of a handle. It just pops the end of the case off.
Oh, because it's so hard, because it's so hard
just to grab the computer by the side. I mean, yeah, you can. Please don't lock it again.
It's making it that hard. You can see fingerprints all over it. It's fine, man.
It's fine. It's fine. I hear that word a lot.
I don't think that word means what you think it means. Oh, no.
Because they're opposite. That means one side has the GPU showed and the other side doesn't.
That sucks. I wonder if you guys could rebuild that computer
to have the other side switched around.
I found Kyle's new monitors, but I'm not really sure what the configuration
is supposed to be. Kyle.
Yes.
I removed your DVI monitor, the one that was plugged into the server,
so now it's gone. Yes. Is that good? Yes. Oh, good.
Okay, now what? I'm keeping that one. That's an ace of paradise. I can see what it is.
Okay. Well, that's staying. Okay. And Leonie gets that one now?
No, it stays. Oh, so you need that as a secondary
even though you have an ultrawide? What is this?
32-inch ultrawide alien? Oh, it's plus one.
So you need that as your secondary, even though you have a 34-inch ultrawide QDO led?
Yeah, absolutely. Too much of a flex?
Okay. Do you think that's going to be too much screen on the table? Is the new one for Leonie at least better than this predator?
I don't know. Is it? It's ASUS, it's newer.
I'm pulling executive privilege here and whichever of these is better goes there.
That's fine. And you get the other one as a secondary. That's fine. All right. What's that noise?
180 Hertz. Oh, your 3D printer's having a little moment.
Excuse me. That actually sounds like a short. No, it's just, it's something in the fan.
Do you want to tell us about this? Do you make this yourself? So I used to help, I used to work for Fraser Valley Maker Space
or like as part of Fraser Valley Maker Space and we used to sell these kits to fund the actual space.
So this is one of the kits that, because we changed some of the original castle design
by adding like beefier corners. Yeah. And then we had one of our members completely rewrite Marlin,
which is the firmware that actually runs this, to make the square root calculations
to calculate the kinematics a lot faster. So it runs very fast.
I just like it because it has some sentimental value. Cool.
It's not fast compared to these days. Right. Like those bamboos go like rockets compared to this thing.
Right. But it's like super light on the end effector, just because it is a Delta system.
Cool. But yeah, I like it. It just sits there, it's very quiet.
Except when the fan bungs up. Yeah, yeah.
Okay. So what's this boy? This is all the 165 Hertz, right? This is a 165.
165 when you overclock it? Yes. Oh, okay.
Fine, you can keep it. 2K. She gets the new one. Yeah, this is 27 inches, so same size.
But this has got newer technology. Yeah, 180 Hertz.
Yeah. Told you. All right. It's IPS as well.
And I think it has better graded rays. Yeah. Yeah, it's one millisecond.
That's cool. All right. It's a pretty sick monitor. What games do you guys play together?
Well, we played... What's that game called where you...
Hold those gates. No, I play Baldur's Gate 3. It takes two.
Yeah, it takes two. Oh, wow. It only took me two guesses. We play Minecraft together.
These systems are a little overpowered for it takes two in Minecraft.
That's fair. I used to play WoW before my guild quit.
Okay, it's a little overpowered for WoW. Can you tell me something you're going to run
that justifies the 7900 XTX? Doom Eternal?
Civ 6? And no, 1800?
City Skylines 2?
City Skylines 2, come on. On the CPU, it's a bit of a burn,
but on the GPU, no. Cyberpunk?
Because that's not optimized. I mean, yeah, are you going to play it? No.
I don't know. It's mainly I got the... I mainly got it just to flex.
You're going to love that AMD money. It's going to flex it, man.
It's a big one. I got a big one. And I got a big monitor.
Okay, all right. Thanks, AMD. Thanks, AMD.
Okay.
Could run any of those games that he wants. Have you played ANO?
1800? Yeah. I like it. Yeah, okay. I haven't played it as much as you.
I'm more of a Civ 6. I've dumped like a thousand hours into Civ 6.
That's fair. I really like turn-based kind of 4X games.
Yeah, not everyone can handle the real-time, you know, helping me to get...
Well, no, I do like it as a city builder. You know what's replaced ANO for me?
Against the storm. Have you played that?
No, I haven't tried it. It's a... Isn't that a tower defense?
No, it's a city builder, but you're against the clock.
And you have to build a new city, and then it's like a road light because it resets every time.
It's really good. I like it. It's actually... But don't things attack your city or something?
They don't necessarily attack... No, you have like...
When you're supposed to explore the forest and you open up these little pockets of fog of war,
and then there's sometimes bad GBs in there. And if you don't deal with the bad GBs,
then they start wrecking your settlement. Right. But then every couple villages,
the whole world resets, and then you have to re-explore, and you're trying to make it to a seal
to extend the time that you have between resets.
And then there's like a progressive system where you upgrade kind of your starting settlement stuff.
It's decent. I liked it.
But I don't know. For the past few weeks,
I haven't been playing games. I've been building board game tables.
That's the most relatable thing you've said today. How many of you guys out there are just like...
Yeah. I spend a lot more time setting up my gaming setup
and gaming these days. Do you know how much time I spend modding Minecraft
rather than playing Minecraft?
I get it. It's like this mod is not 100% correct.
And then you have no time for playing because your kids need you.
And cut. You're good, you're good.
This is quite the unboxing experience. It opens on every side.
My goodness. It's been a while since I've looked at one of these.
I'm sure I can figure out how to put it together. Wow, Kyle's one of the first people I've seen
that didn't just unbox the thing and use it for a couple of months
before we came and filmed the video. No, I know he did. I can tell.
He didn't use this yet?
I decided to make sure it works. Oh, really? Because that's what I was going to say.
I can tell because a couple of things are not quite put back right. But he hasn't been gaming on this?
No. I mean, I guess with the 1080 Ti, it'd be hard to drive it.
Huh. It's 3440 by 1440. I think this one does up to 240 Hertz.
So this is no light monitor.
Let me just double check that spec before I make myself look like an idiot.
I'm going to find a side of this that has information on it.
Come on. Nope. Hey, there it is.
Nice. Oh, good. No refresh rate.
Perfect. I think it's 240 Hertz.
Thank you. It's 3440 by 1440.
175 Hertz. Not exactly light to drive.
It's not exactly light to hold.
This thing's awesome though. 1,000 nits peak brightness HDR.
The only problem for Kyle is that this is the kind of monitor
that until you've seen it, you don't really feel like you really need that,
you know, right? But she's going to be right next to it.
Seeing it. I think he's going to end up with two.
Go ahead and cut.
Bro. Oh my goodness. Not all over my new screen.
There is like... I have kids. They don't use this keyboard.
Yeah, they do. I can place minecrafts on my computer.
And eat some biscuits. Look at this. It's 3D printing goop.
It's like crackers. I didn't say it's not 3D printing group in crackers.
I just said it's gross. That's a french fry.
There's three kids. All two. One's sleeping.
Kyle, some of this stuff is older than your oldest kid.
Yeah, that's fair. That's fair. This used to also be my work keyboard.
So I used to eat lunch. I used to eat lunch. I used to eat lunch. I used to eat lunch.
So I used to eat lunch over it. Yeah.
By work, my old work, before I work for you. You actually provided me with a better keyboard
than a piece of Dell plastic hunk of garbage that hurt my fingers or like wrists
because you had to type with this because it was good. All right.
You know, I just vacuumed this house. Did you, bro?
No, I paid someone to do it. Did you vacuum your keyboard? We're like two hours past.
We're supposed to be done. I just wiped down this table.
This is all blown out of that keyboard.
Check this out, Glenn. Oh, my goodness. Oh, crap.
I just wiped this table. I personally did it.
So I believe it was done. Can you see this?
Yeah, he's further away. I didn't even shake it out here.
Oh, wow. Oh, wow.
Kyle, though.
Good gravy. I would say this is not good gravy.
This is stale, dried out gravy.
And now my, now my keyboard don't work no more. That probably works.
Probably does. Yeah, it's a cherry key.
They're, they're, they're, they're silver rapid fire because I don't like having to do long keystrokes.
All right. Did you get close to that? Yeah.
Oh, my goodness.
Lad's a gamer.
I just realized something. We're going to have to get rid of my speakers.
Oh, I don't have audio. I'm not running optical audio.
No, you should be able to, um, What do USB? You should be able to plug into here.
Oh, that's clever. Yeah, it'll carry audio over display board.
Yeah, I forgot about that. Yeah, it does.
Yeah, it does. Yeah, you're good. Okay. All good.
I need somewhere to put this where it's not going to go crunch. What do you mean crunch?
Crunch onto that. Oh, my goodness. Can I just get a cloth and wipe it up? Like, like, I have a sink like 10 feet from where you empty mine tight.
You say that like it's my job. You didn't have to do it, but you did it anyway.
Oh, you wiped it.
I already had a cloth. I was just bugging. Okay.
I literally spent time getting a cloth.
I know. Oh, this is. I watched you do it. I talked about you doing it.
We can unplug it. So my automatic, um, my automatic, uh,
air control system is not working anymore.
Wow, that's a, that's a big monitor.
Sure is, Billy. It sure is.
I'm saying you're probably going to end up buying two of these after Leonie sees it in action.
This thing looks so good, like so good.
But I heard they released a third generation of this now, this panel,
because this is the second generation Samsung panel, right? This is a, no, this is the F one.
This is the second generation. This is better than Ploof's. Oh, okay.
Because Ploof got the one and then there was, you couldn't update the firmware and that stuff.
Then they released the second generation, which is the F. I don't think that was with the new panel.
I thought it was with the second gen panel. I just didn't have G-Sync so you can upgrade the firmware.
Basically the, the generations of these QT OLED panels are a little bit murky.
Oh, okay. Gen panels, but this is only, we're only on the,
the generations of these QT OLED panels are a little bit murky.
So we're on what Samsung is calling third gen panels now,
but I think Alienware has only refreshed this monitor.
The generations of these monitor, okay. The generations are a little murky.
I think we're on the third generation of QT OLED panels, but I don't believe Deli Alienware has done more than two of those generations.
So I think it was first and now third. So it was just a first or a third?
This is the original one, right? Yeah, this is the. But without the G-Sync monitor.
Yes. Yeah. So this is, I believe a first gen panel, but that's still great.
Yeah, I know, but like they just released a, didn't it CES? They just released the third.
Oh, it looks so good. Don't worry, this one. Maybe I give this my wife and buy the new one.
She heard that.
I checked, she heard. Okay. Well, she can have, this is a nice monitor.
It is. She can have this and then have that one as a backup and then I'll buy the big one.
Is it, do they have a curved ultra wide? 34 inch? Yeah.
From it, from like a good one? I think so. That's like, not like $5,000?
Well, I didn't say it's not expensive. Well, how much is it? I don't remember. I mean, like AMD paid what?
Okay, all right, all right, all right, whatever.
Wait, we need to plug stuff in there first, don't we? Yeah, I do. Okay, so what's your setup here?
I noticed you didn't have a mouse pad, which is why we want you to make mouse pads.
It's over here somewhere. I mean, good luck finding it at this point.
No, I bought in two.
No, it's fine. I don't know if we're actively filming. I mean, I found this mouse pad.
No, I bought in a second mouse pad.
See, my wife, my wife has stolen my one. I'll put this here.
Yeah, that used to be mine. Oh, I see. I think I have another one downstairs.
All right, we'll figure it out. Yeah. Go ahead and cut one. Green.
You know, Leonie, your keyboard's not a lot better.
Just tell me this used to be Kiles. It wasn't.
Yeah, was this always yours? That was always yours.
Well, the good news is that if I shake it out, nothing really comes out.
But that's because the dust bunnies kind of have it all locked in.
So, okay, hold it, and I'm going to pull it up.
Good. Got it. Yeah. I'll do my best with it.
Do you have a feather duster? No, I don't even. I have a new keyboard because this one's broken.
Oh, you have a new? Oh, this is broken. For years now, it's been had connection issues.
The whole USB hub part of it throws errors quite regularly.
I don't know if the keyboard or my old motherboard thing there was awful.
Okay, new keyboard. Here we go.
Oh, I already put it on the desk. I remember that.
Keychron K10 Pro. Look how clean it is.
Wow. Good job. Okay, so this is my setup.
Wireless receiver for the, I think it's a G502X,
which is somewhere there. I also have a super light that I swap out every now and again.
I use that a lot for WoW because it has a lot of keys on it. Wait, wait, wait.
What? You let her use the HAVIT HVMS794 and you have both a G502X and a super light?
Yes. So that you can like swap between.
Whoops. Well, you can hear how much this thing weighs.
I bet this weighs more than these two mice combined. This is for FPS gaming.
If I want to like play some Counter-Strike or some Overwatch 2, which is,
and then this is what this is when I used to play WoW. I used to like use all these keys for my healing ability.
You should be careful because this is heavy enough to kill a man. I think I know which man it's going to be.
Okay, she bought that mouse because that's what the mouse she wanted.
That like, I said it looks like poo, but she likes it and she has no problem.
She used to have a razor death adder that I bought back in 2013,
but then the switch died and she bought a new one. And just over to us.
Yeah, that was ages ago though.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Yeah, that was ages ago though. Okay, Kyle.
I need Kyle's side yet. Yeah, but that was ages ago. So what you're saying is this has been an ongoing problem?
Well, no, but then the death adder died and then she had the chance of like,
ordering her own mouse and she got the havoc.
Like, how is this my... Oh my...
I've got a C13 power cable. Does something need it? How about the alienware?
These are super cool. We had quite a few people ask us, hey, we've seen you use optical DisplayPort and optical HDMI cables
to run a long distance display a lot of times, but what about USB?
These are from...
Let's get a close up.
My phone.
These are from Monoprice. It's called the Blackbird 4K and this one will do up to 50 meters
over a cat 5e cable and then all you got to do is plug in power at both ends
and it'll carry up to four USB 2 devices.
So that's perfect for mice and keyboards and things like that,
even though it isn't going to have the kind of speed that you would want for say,
you know, a USB external SSD. Of course. I mean, Kyle, do you even need that up here?
This is just for gaming. This is just for gaming. Who cares?
The amount of time I need a super speed thing, I can just go downstairs and plug it in.
Yeah. And I have catfix in the wall.
Okay. Oh, yeah. So then you would just get anything you need off the NAS anyway.
Yes. Which needs to be in the wall because your NAS is so far away. Yes.
So, I have a pretty unique way of telling which cables are which.
So I need these cables unplugged so I can have my router
not light up the ports that are not powered, although I don't really need to do that to do it.
Okay. So, because I didn't label my ports. Okay.
So don't judge me. I mean, I don't have to be one.
I didn't I didn't label my ports. So we're going to have to do some good old trial and error.
Okay. But so I have my AP right behind my wife's screen.
Don't worry about that. Okay. But I know which ports are empty.
So I'm going to go plug the the cat sixes from downstairs.
I know which cables are empty. So I'm going to go check my router and see which lights aren't flashing.
So I know which cables to plug the computers in to come up here.
I don't think that's going to work the way he thinks it's going to work. Because there's cables in them, but they aren't actually plugged into anything.
Are they?
Okay. Uh, well, maybe they are. Hold on. Maybe they are.
Is that what's that plugged into? Oh, yeah. It's plugged into the AP.
You know what? I'm sure there's a method to the madness.
Okay. Wiggle the cable. No, not too much. Just isn't this one.
Oh, good job. Okay. That's got it.
Paul. Paul. Yeah.
Paul. Okay. I got it. I got it. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks.
Stop. Stop. Good job. Now we wait for your dad to tell us what to do.
We're ready, though. Yeah.
Dad, we're ready.
Okay.
Daddy, we're ready. Okay. I think he doesn't need us to pull on it anymore.
Oh, you know what he does need us to do, though? He needs us to see if that monitor turns on.
So if you guys see anything turn on there, then you're going to show it's working.
Okay. Is it working?
Your kids are going to yell it's working if it works.
Yeah, we're going to see if this one works.
I'm going to make sure that this is on the right input.
Okay. That'll be my job. Okay. Well, the HDMI port is plugged in.
Input. Hello, input. Oh, hold on.
Hold on. Hold on. Maybe input.
Come on. Wake up.
Input. Input. Hello, input. Menu. Can you? Monitor manufacturers?
I get you're trying to save power, whatever. If I'm interacting with the thing and it has no signal,
and I want to go to the menu, I want to go to the menu now.
Not when I have a signal right now. No, I'm doing it!
Taking my top away! No, no. You guys both have the job of watching what happens here.
You don't need the mouse. What is this mouse? Nobody needs the mouse right now. Nobody needs the mouse.
Oh, is it a little bell now? What?
What's wrong with 2.0? It might be the issue.
How so? Well, 3.0 has more bandwidth. I understand, but this should be easy to be able to turn off a 2.0 port.
Easily. Yeah, it shouldn't matter. Okay. It shouldn't matter.
It's just more of like the 2.0 over... I wasn't sure if there was something for it.
We tested this with a similar thing in the video,
and we were able to get like 1000 hertz polling rate at 100 meters.
In which video? You did range extenders. Not on that one.
I've never tried that one. It's the same idea though. Ah, okay.
Okay, so let's think.
Here's an idea. Plug your dongle in.
As the crow flies, it's not very far away. Yeah, I got it.
I got it. There you go. And the keyboard is fine-ish for now.
So let's find out. Then do you have any idea why the second monitor is not working?
No. Driver issue? Possibly. Probably not.
Wait, have you installed AMD drivers yet? No. Nothing.
Hello, buddy. Can you please...
I'll get... I'll get... So all the...
Not yet.
Hey. Hey.
Joe desktop icons? There, now they're all gone.
No, it's fine. Okay. Um... All right. I think all the personal stuff.
Okay, well obviously it doesn't have internet. Probably needs to get internet.
Probably need internet. No, thanks. I don't know why all these servers are coming out.
Okay. Progress. That mouse is buttery smooth.
Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, well it's not fine for me. Yeah, well I mean maybe you should have got a habit.
I prefer Logitech. Yeah, really? How's that working out for you?
Not great. Well, I don't think it's Logitech's fault. It's not Logitech's fault.
Probably not Logitech's fault. Okay. Which driver am I installing?
I2C keys? All of them. All of them? Okay. Yeah, just install. Yeah, you're good.
Okay, hold on a minute. Let me make you show it to the desktop. Oh wow, that really does look like poo poo for some reason.
Yeah. Okay, you get kind of Kyle's mouse and how it's working.
That's pretty bad. Yeah, it's... It's... Oh.
I'm installing graphic drivers. It's... Yeah, it's... No, no, you got to move it in a way that shows the delay.
So that they can see the delay. Wait, those two got a dark spot in there.
Yeah, okay, like down here. You ready? Yeah. Okay.
Too much. Yeah, too much. Just move it back and forth a little bit. Okay, you ready?
Yeah, fine. Oof.
Yeah, okay. Well, sorry, what?
Like, this monitor is like actually ridiculously good. You know it's not even on yet, right?
No, it was on. He's so excited. It just reached... It's not even on. It just rebooted.
But I saw a flash of brilliance before it shut down. Kyle, it's just black.
Yeah, but the black is black. No, no, that's the old one. Yes, I know, because that's somehow primary monitor.
So when it boots up, it's gonna switch. Those blacks are really black. Yeah, that's really black.
Wow, old that, dude. When it's powered off, it's like... It's off.
And I installed drivers and now my mouth seems to be working. Oh.
So I think we might be done. Thank goodness.
I'm already regretting my decision. Booyah!
That's how it's done. Bye, guys, baby.
Yeah, if I ever need a high five, I know who to go to. If I ever need a profitable screwdriver.
I'm gonna... Sorry, Elijah. Valid. Type in a POSWOOD. Quick, no.
But apparently I can't top in a POSWOOD. It's a 10, Kyle.
Yeah, but my... Everything just resets. 4, 20, and 6.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. I see a crime being committed over here.
Okay, hold on. I'm actually in the building and someone other than me
is reading the ABCs of gaming for bedtime story.
Am I allowed to read it? No?
All right, we'll let your mom read that. Can I read this? Yes.
How many more minutes? How many more minutes? Oh, do I need your dad for?
Not so long that he can't come up and tuck you in, okay?
Deal? Okay, all right. I can read?
Okay, okay, okay. Awesome.
A's for Arcade. I don't know what he reads. She read that one.
Oh, this one? Okay. B is for Button.
Pushing these is fun to do. I'm going to get your sister to do this one.
Okay. Can you touch the one that's blue?
Which one's blue? Do you know? Good job!
C is for Console. Your friends are here. It's time to play.
Maybe they will stay all day. Do you think your parents would let you play games all day, though?
No. No, I don't think so. D is for Dungeon.
But he did. They did? Oh, ratted out.
The kids are getting so tired the nights are getting longer.
What's that one? Can I do this one?
Yeah, sure. No, I don't know how to read. You read it, I find the paper.
Okay. Scary things might lurk inside,
but you're too brave to run and hide. Is there a mouse?
Can you find it? No, it was my job. I think that you can both do it, okay?
Yeah, good job! Do you know what a torch is?
That's right! A torch.
Toxic! Thank you! E is for Esports.
One team wins, the other size.
But teamwork is my favorite prize.
They can figure out how toxic it is later. F is for Framerate.
Some say 60 is enough.
I know you won't believe that stuff.
Is our computer wearing... Do you know what this is called?
That's called a headband. Do you know who wears headbands?
Ninjas. That's why our computer's like, ah, yah!
Moving so fast.
G is for Glitch. The keyway team can't catch them all.
The silly horse is in a wall!
Yeah, the horse is right there. But half of the horse is on this side.
What happened to that horse? It's a horse...
It's stuck? Oh no! It could probably keep through.
You think it can go through? I hope so.
You don't have to film this whole thing.
H is for Health. Find the hearts.
Collect them all. They'll help you just in case you fall.
How many hearts is this? Can you guys count?
But what's that? That's a half a heart.
But you should let your sisters see.
Can you find a Band-Aid? Do you know what a Band-Aid is for Owies?
What do you put on an Owie? Hold on, hold on. You gotta let your sister have a turn.
What do you put? If you get a cut on your ARM, what does mom and dad put on it?
Band-Aid, where's that?
Okay, that's a button. Good job. Get close enough.
Do you need more space? Do you need more space?
We've determined that it's probably a GPU driver issue right now on Elijah's machine
because Kyle didn't run DDU. So he's got both AMD's drivers
and their friendly competitor.
So we're doing a proper driver install and we're pretty sure that once that's done,
we're ready to go. I did test most of this,
but you know, like when you're on camera and actually trying to finish it at a reasonable hour,
nothing freaking works. No, people don't know that. If you've ever read the comments on our videos,
you'll know. People don't. We sort of mostly know what we're doing.
It just doesn't look like it because as soon as you're filming, everything that can go wrong does go wrong.
How does a shoot like this take 12 hours, you guys? All you did was build two computers,
an entire table, and run cables through the wall. Oh, and troubleshoot PCs.
And be entertaining online. And take care of Elijah.
That alone is a 12-hour job. And my kids came home from daycare.
But hey, look at this. I mean, it's flipping working. I told you, freaking works.
It works. Yes. All three displays are lit and listen to that.
No noise. Besides my server.
Why is that there? Kind of move it downstairs.
Yeah, I'm not not now. Later. Revenant, let's go.
No, no, no. Please, no. I don't want to move. I need to gracefully shut it down.
And yeah. It's going to be so quiet up here, though, man. I have three kids.
What are you talking about? Well, they sleep sometimes. Yeah, they actually sleep very well.
All right. And cut.
Yeah. All right. I don't want to speak too soon,
but it just did its first flicker with the black screen. Look at this mouse.
Look at this mouse. Oh, I spoke. Okay.
Wait. It's a lot better. It's still finishing up the install.
Install complete. Finish.
Switch it all over for him. Dang.
Now let's see if we're actually getting our frame rate here.
That's okay. Here we go. 165.
Oh, baby. Look at that buttery smoothing.
Good, Glenn. Dang.
To the bottom right. Yeah.
165, baby.
Too fast. Do you think he just stayed logged in? Yeah. Let's just play a game.
I need de-stress after today. We're going to play some video games.
Does he have doom installed? Just play a suit game.
Does he have no games installed? Just play a suit game.
Because it might be his turn. Dude, he actually has no games installed.
What is this man? He has 116 games in his steam library.
Noticing what it's installed. Wow.
I couldn't help noticing that the mouse is working perfectly now.
At 165 hertz. So all we had to do was get the drivers installed properly
and we're good to go. Yeah. Seriously? Yeah. Okay. Can I ask you a question though?
Yeah. Why do you not have a single game installed on your computer?
Because I wiped the hard drive that the hard drive they're installed on is gone.
Okay. I was like, man, this man's a psychopath.
Has 116 games in his library. Not one installed.
Everything is going to go on the two terabyte drive. And all my games were on my SSD,
which I didn't port to this one because there's no point.
I have like triple the storage that I used to have. Okay.
So just install doom and tunnel. Well, yeah, I need to make the disk.
I need to make the Casual 90 gigs Kyle. That's why I'm installing Borderlands 2.
It's a little smaller.
That is an alienware QD OLED and you're going to install Borderlands 2.
That means no point. That's like, that's like having a Ferrari body and putting it on a VW Beetle.
Yeah. Kind of. Your first mistake was buying a Ferrari.
Well, I mean, don't let Ferrari tell you'll never own a Ferrari if they hate you.
F*** you Ferrari. F*** you Porsche.
Porsche. Porsche did. I'm just teasing.
Break your car. I ragged on Linus because he had a midlife crisis and bought a Porsche.
I don't deny it. No, no, it's all good. It's not a bad car to be quite honest.
Yes, it is. It's brakes all the time, but it is.
It is a bad car. Okay, yeah, that's fast. That's fast. Yeah, fast cause always break.
That is actually not true. Yeah. Did someone tell you which one was longer?
My understanding is Call Me Chris was longest. Oh, Call Me Chris was insane.
Yeah. Yeah, that wasn't an ultimate tech upgrade, though. Oh, sure.
Okay. In terms of AMD upgrade, then? Well, longest AMD, but is it the longest?
Longest tech upgrade. I actually don't know. They're all such a blur to me.
I don't remember. So wait, how long have we been going? We've been going since 11. So 11 to eight is what, seven hours?
No. Yes. We started filming at 11.
So 11 to eight is seven hours? Yes.
What is 12 to eight?
Oh, shoot. Hey, it's eight o'clock and I'm tired.
So high-five energy has gone down since then. Is that, is that, is that? No, I can pick it up.
So it's, it's, it's nine hours, nine hours.
Yes, yes. Sorry. I, I can. There's a lunch break in there.
I can math. I can math. I did story time. Yeah.
I wasn't really working on this at that point. Oh, I wish I was involved in story time.
Sorry. I read the ABCs of gaming. It's past my bedtime.
Yeah. Seriously? Oh yeah. I go to bed at 1 30 in the morning.
I was very much joking. I sleep anywhere from two to three hours a night.
Oh, okay, okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Like, yeah.
I've been doing that since I was nine years old. This week's been, this week's been hell.
I've been up at six in the office at seven.
Spray and building the table. Home at 10.
All my fault. Don't, don't get me wrong. None of this is required. I did volunteer my own damn time.
To build your own thing. To build my own thing. Don't get me wrong.
And then I had to check emails at night because- No, I think you forced us to be here.
I don't think so. No, I, I do not feel obligated or I,
I feel obligated to be here because I live here. I'm the one who had no say in this.
I mean,
I'm sorry. Yeah.
This looks amazing. Is this just staged for b-roll and all that?
Pretty much. Okay. Yeah. But we're going to overlay the b-roll.
So, um, so we have to have kind of lower energy. Okay.
Okay. Ready? Lower energy. Yeah. Okay. And rolling.
This looks amazing. Is this just staged for b-roll and all that?
Yeah, pretty much. It's going to look freaking awesome. I can't believe how this setup turned out.
We got the computers in, they're on the rails, the finish on the wood looks amazing,
the accessories just pop on and off. Oh man, speaking of pop,
that red surface turned out absolutely perfect.
I can't believe how well it goes with the table.
And while the cable management to the upstairs might need a little bit of work at some point in the future,
there's no denying- Sorry, I'm just- Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
And while the cable management to the upstairs might need a little work, there's no denying the results.
That is a night and day difference up there.
We've got dual monitors on Kyle's setup with a 3440x1440 QD OLED panel.
We've got dual monitors on Kyle's setup with a 3440x1440 QD OLED,
and I mean, what is still a pretty sick gaming monitor
as a secondary. Men, does HDR look good on this thing? And even Leonie's machine,
in spite of being a hand-me-down special,
looks and performs awesome. So thank you so much AMD,
this ultimate tech upgrade might have been a bit of a slog.
But we got to it and look, neither of us is dead.
Yeah, I mean, we might have lost the light.
If you guys enjoyed this video, check out one of our other AMD Ultimate Tech Upgrades.
Maybe Adams, if you enjoy the chaotic energy.
Okay, so... I have not even put the magnets in yet,
that I reverse engineered.
I literally went to our magnet supplier and be like, hey, can you make these magnets?
And they're like 300 bucks, and I'm like, paid it. And I was like...
Glenn, let me know when you're ready. Okay, here we go.
Wait, this could line up a little bit better, just a little detail.
Yep. Beautiful.
The magnets would self-align it.
That's okay, we'll just pretend.
Super cool.
And cut.
Okay, so there's a few faces. So Kyle, you're going to look a little bit that way.
Because...
To the... Eyes to the right, though. No, not your head.
Just look... Yeah. Yeah, that was pretty good.
Yeah, you did it. Okay. Honestly, I'm pretty good with that.
Okay. Okay. Maria, one alt face for me, if you like it.
It's like...
Are you guys all... Like a tired one, but probably not.
Okay, never tried that before.