WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:04.160 What's going on, Vance? We're about to watch a wedding. 00:00:04.160 --> 00:00:09.440 And so many people, thousands of people, are also going to get to watch. And it's going to be great. 00:00:09.440 --> 00:00:14.280 Wait, DMS, can you show us the rings? These rings, these rings that Thorne provided for us? 00:00:14.280 --> 00:00:17.920 Yeah. Oh, sorry. Look at that. Look there, the redwood. 00:00:17.920 --> 00:00:21.720 My hands are shaky. I'm so excited. You never look at that. 00:00:21.720 --> 00:00:25.240 Oh, both. Oh, my god, that's not focused in there. 00:00:25.240 --> 00:00:28.280 This is the redwood set. It's not an ad, guys. It's not an ad. 00:00:28.280 --> 00:00:32.800 He was not paid to say these things. I'm getting a ring out of it, so. 00:00:32.800 --> 00:00:36.400 Someone else, I think this is a toy that's obvious. Oh, OK, OK, OK. 00:00:36.400 --> 00:00:41.040 Are they in topic one right now? Are they already live? They should be now. 00:00:41.040 --> 00:00:46.000 This one? I mean, here, laughing. That means it's on a pre-show. 00:00:46.000 --> 00:00:49.440 Twitch is open. OK, they're in pre-show. They're not on a pre-show. OK. 00:00:49.440 --> 00:00:52.520 What inspired this? What inspired this? Yes. 00:00:52.520 --> 00:00:55.720 Oh, wow. I think you mentioned this briefly in, like, December. 00:00:55.720 --> 00:00:58.240 Well, I mean, this is what I love. 00:00:59.000 --> 00:01:03.040 We were talking to, god, where did this idea start? 00:01:03.040 --> 00:01:08.040 We were talking to Luke and Dan about it. And of course, we have to be, you know, 00:01:08.040 --> 00:01:12.480 we have to do something fun, something wacky. 00:01:12.480 --> 00:01:18.040 And in the words of my lovely Canadian here, we have to use our audacity. 00:01:18.040 --> 00:01:21.840 And this seems like the prime way to do it. I said lean into your American audacity. 00:01:21.840 --> 00:01:25.320 Yeah, my American audacity. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, guys. 00:01:25.320 --> 00:01:29.840 You're in a moment, here, Glenn. Yeah, wow, really? 00:01:29.840 --> 00:01:34.680 But yeah, yeah, so we mentioned the idea. I think, do we mention it to Dan first, I think? 00:01:34.680 --> 00:01:37.880 Or was it Dan that came up with it? It was Dan that kind of suggested it. It was, I think, Dan that came up with it. 00:01:37.880 --> 00:01:42.200 Because we were trying to figure out, how do we capture the moment for everybody 00:01:42.200 --> 00:01:45.880 when everyone says it first? Like, I have family in Japan, I have family on the East Coast 00:01:45.880 --> 00:01:49.600 and on the West Coast. It was really challenging. Mine's in New York, Tennessee, Alabama. 00:01:49.600 --> 00:01:54.160 Yeah, we're all over the place. And then I mentioned it to Luke. 00:01:54.160 --> 00:02:00.040 And Luke just, like, tipped his head up and started laughing as he does, and it was like, that's a great idea. 00:02:00.040 --> 00:02:06.760 And then it just went full send. I asked, I think Luke said to talk to Taryn about it. 00:02:06.760 --> 00:02:11.080 Taryn said, good, talk to Colton. Colton was like, oh my god, we're doing this, aren't we? 00:02:11.080 --> 00:02:14.800 And then next thing I know, there's a group chat of 12 people making this happen. 00:02:14.800 --> 00:02:18.080 We planned it for a while, and now suddenly, 00:02:18.080 --> 00:02:21.960 it's here happening today, and we're being really sneaky. 00:02:21.960 --> 00:02:25.880 We're trying to be very sneaky. Yeah, doing our best. They're right there. 00:02:26.000 --> 00:02:33.160 They are right there. They have no idea. So we got, so Luke and Dan are wearing suits, 00:02:33.160 --> 00:02:36.200 I've been told, and they told Linus to wear a suit. 00:02:36.200 --> 00:02:39.880 And my understanding is, is that he thinks that it's for Chinese New Year. 00:02:39.880 --> 00:02:43.000 You're not gonna talk about the nice decoration? 00:02:43.000 --> 00:02:46.280 Oh yeah, Chinese New Year. It's a good cover story, though. It is a good cover story. 00:02:46.280 --> 00:02:50.760 Thanks for inviting us to this, to witness your event. Thank you for being a part of it. 00:02:50.760 --> 00:02:54.280 I'm just a small part. I got my one, one important line. 00:02:54.280 --> 00:02:57.680 I mean, you're the glue holding it together. Give yourself some credit. 00:02:57.680 --> 00:03:01.160 My one line is, we need some legal witnesses here for this moment. 00:03:03.240 --> 00:03:06.360 Yeah, that's it, that's it. If we don't want to run super, super long, 00:03:06.360 --> 00:03:10.640 like I think like, maybe like under five would be great. 00:03:10.640 --> 00:03:15.960 Under five? Yeah. This part is the entertainment value for the people. 00:03:16.920 --> 00:03:21.360 This means that after this is over, Sandy, you're gonna have to come with us, and we're gonna have to use you as a legal witness. 00:03:21.360 --> 00:03:24.360 For reals? For reals. You want to be our legal witness, bro? 00:03:24.360 --> 00:03:27.720 Yeah, okay, go ahead. And then Statistics Canada will forever have your information. 00:03:27.720 --> 00:03:33.320 Yeah, nice. Well, part of this is because, so we are using, is that a TEG on top of a CPU? 00:03:35.400 --> 00:03:38.840 Okay, yeah, sorry. Sorry. Are we getting married today? We are, yeah, that's true. 00:03:38.840 --> 00:03:41.880 You have like, 364 other days of the year to be a huge turn. 00:03:43.880 --> 00:03:47.480 This is like the one day you have to be reasonable for home, please. I'm doing my best. 00:03:47.480 --> 00:03:51.960 I'm holding it together. What's I talking about? 00:03:51.960 --> 00:03:56.200 No, because we're not using our real names on camera, 00:03:56.200 --> 00:04:00.000 means we have to do this again right afterwards. 00:04:00.000 --> 00:04:03.720 So they are witnesses, but you're gonna be my real witness. 00:04:04.840 --> 00:04:08.360 Yeah. I can't wait to have the government have my legal name. Isn't it great? 00:04:09.960 --> 00:04:13.800 You know what, I never been to a wedding. You will have after today. 00:04:13.800 --> 00:04:17.440 Congratulations on that bingo card square. Would you have ever thought that your first one 00:04:17.440 --> 00:04:22.520 would be one that you witness at work? The work-life balance allegations 00:04:22.520 --> 00:04:25.760 are not standing right now. What is work-life balance anyway? 00:04:25.760 --> 00:04:29.040 Yeah, I don't know. If work is life, life is work, you know? 00:04:29.040 --> 00:04:35.080 So true. Also, sorry, I was gonna ask. Is there a legal limit to how long the fishing has to be? 00:04:35.080 --> 00:04:38.880 How long to what? Like how long, like, you guys have like, do the fishing thing? 00:04:38.880 --> 00:04:42.040 I don't know, because we were talking about how long. It's like there's like a, 00:04:42.040 --> 00:04:45.040 like Denise has like a template that she has to read out 00:04:45.040 --> 00:04:49.160 to communicate that everyone's like a contract, right? Marriage to contract legally, 00:04:49.160 --> 00:04:53.600 that everyone has a shared agreement and understanding about what they're entering into. 00:04:53.600 --> 00:04:57.320 I don't know how long that takes, but it probably takes, you know, 10 to 15 minutes. Okay. 00:04:57.320 --> 00:05:01.280 Hi, Jordan. Howdy. What is your contribution to this project? 00:05:01.280 --> 00:05:04.880 Mm, did a bunch of decorating, and I'll do some sound for it. 00:05:04.880 --> 00:05:07.880 Did you decorate it? Oh, did you? It turned out pretty good, I think. 00:05:07.880 --> 00:05:11.400 That is great. Yeah. It's really nice. 00:05:11.400 --> 00:05:14.800 Thank you. No, I was just, I was, thank you. 00:05:14.800 --> 00:05:17.800 Talking about this lovely garment. Oh, yeah. 00:05:19.200 --> 00:05:24.480 My maternal side of the family is Ukrainian. We're from Bokovinna, and so, 00:05:24.480 --> 00:05:28.360 it isn't. DMS. DMS is indulging me. 00:05:28.360 --> 00:05:32.560 Bleep that. Honey is indulging me in wearing 00:05:32.560 --> 00:05:35.800 like more traditional kind of clothing for this. 00:05:35.800 --> 00:05:40.040 We ordered everything directly from Ukraine, came through Poland. Yeah, it is really, really comfortable. 00:05:40.040 --> 00:05:44.720 I am wearing another shirt under it because I was a little bit cold, but yeah. 00:05:44.760 --> 00:05:48.760 I think it's the coldest day in like, yeah, it's like one of the coldest days. 00:05:48.760 --> 00:05:54.640 Yeah, to be fair, it doesn't really get that cold in BC. Yeah, but like, I'm usually probably not used to it. 00:05:54.640 --> 00:05:58.040 Manageable. Anyways, you look good in green. 00:05:58.040 --> 00:05:59.960 Yeah, it's a really good color on him. 00:06:01.200 --> 00:06:04.360 As long as she approves of it, that's what matters. That's very true. 00:06:04.360 --> 00:06:09.320 Yeah. When you first pitched idea, I thought you were like, we were gonna like, you're gonna be at your reception, 00:06:09.320 --> 00:06:12.360 and we're gonna stream it from like, I thought that was what you really meant. 00:06:12.360 --> 00:06:17.400 I was like, that's a crazy idea. I have killed the part of me that feels cringe, 00:06:17.400 --> 00:06:20.640 so I can do anything content-wise. I am cringe, but I am free. 00:06:20.640 --> 00:06:24.120 I'm so happy that I'm getting that on a live recording. Yeah, I am cringe, but I am free. 00:06:24.120 --> 00:06:27.480 It's literally a sticker on a piece of furniture next to my bed. 00:06:27.480 --> 00:06:31.080 It's a sticker I got you. It is a sticker she got me, yeah. We had to hide here, 00:06:31.080 --> 00:06:34.840 because there's a worry that lines might come randomly here. No, that's reasonable. 00:06:34.840 --> 00:06:39.840 You guys are on it. No, Jordan's on it. I don't want to take credit for that. 00:06:39.840 --> 00:06:45.640 You can just be a little louder here, because we're further away now. I was just kind of like, what are we gonna do with the impulses, so. 00:06:45.640 --> 00:06:49.680 Would that be so out of character? No. To be fair, we do have laser cutters 00:06:49.680 --> 00:06:53.640 in each of our living rooms. Yeah. That's what I'm doing after this. I'm gonna get married, 00:06:53.640 --> 00:06:56.920 have her get married on WAN, and then go home to my laser cutter. 00:06:56.920 --> 00:07:00.880 True. Yeah, I think it's also my husband now. My laser cutter is named Flat Bob, 00:07:00.880 --> 00:07:02.080 and hers is named Bobby. 00:07:05.160 --> 00:07:08.280 You guys on them? Say what? Google you guys. 00:07:08.280 --> 00:07:11.480 I do, online, but they're spread way apart. So the laser's about this long, 00:07:11.480 --> 00:07:13.720 and there's one eye here and one eye here. 00:07:15.040 --> 00:07:19.240 It's perfect. Flat Bob is a little wall-eyed, but we love him. 00:07:19.240 --> 00:07:23.240 I think I'm going to 3D print cat ears for my white calico cat ears. 00:07:23.240 --> 00:07:30.240 Yeah. Fun fact, I've joined a stand-up before on teams with Labs, 00:07:30.240 --> 00:07:33.600 and it was trying to use the laser as my webcam. 00:07:34.600 --> 00:07:39.400 So everyone just got a view of the things that were in the laser being cut, 00:07:39.400 --> 00:07:43.000 and they were like, huh, that looks a little bit odd today. 00:07:43.000 --> 00:07:47.080 But emergency situation, if you ever need to, you can use your laser as a webcam. 00:07:47.080 --> 00:07:51.200 Is DMS the type of person to be walking around when you get nervous or anxious? 00:07:51.200 --> 00:07:55.760 Oh, absolutely. But that's also just his baseline. I don't think there's anything that you can be nervous or anxious, 00:07:55.760 --> 00:08:00.840 it's just he can't really sit still. He's been pacing around for the last, 00:08:00.840 --> 00:08:04.320 whatever amount of minutes we've been here for. That's pretty normal. 00:08:05.160 --> 00:08:09.600 Yeah. You guys see the huge crash after it's all over, 00:08:09.600 --> 00:08:14.360 I feel like? Yeah, yeah, definitely. I mean, I'm hoping to recover my voice, 00:08:14.360 --> 00:08:18.200 I'm hoping to play with my new laser cutter, and I'm hoping to get maybe like, 00:08:18.200 --> 00:08:21.560 or something for dinner afterwards. I think you're more excited about laser cutter 00:08:21.560 --> 00:08:24.800 than this wedding. I am excited to be married. 00:08:26.840 --> 00:08:31.400 But the timing was very inopportune to get my new laser cutter in the mail, 00:08:31.400 --> 00:08:33.560 like right before my wedding. 00:08:35.200 --> 00:08:40.480 You know, cause if I had gotten it like a day before or a day after, I think I wouldn't be, 00:08:40.480 --> 00:08:43.040 you know, looking forward to it so much. 00:08:44.320 --> 00:08:51.240 But we'll go back to my place and we'll set up the new Bobby laser. 00:08:51.240 --> 00:08:55.600 We're just waiting on the aficionade to come out of the bathroom. I'm so excited, but I'm so nervous. 00:08:56.960 --> 00:09:00.960 What's your heart rate looking like right now? I can tell you, I cycle a lot. 00:09:01.960 --> 00:09:02.960 I'm like 118. 00:09:08.960 --> 00:09:10.960 Okay guys, we're gonna go now. 00:09:14.960 --> 00:09:21.000 It just makes you look like trying to camp them and fall to 76, and you just like fight back. 00:09:21.000 --> 00:09:25.680 To another topic. We actually- Are we done with this one? The conclusion is basically just- 00:09:25.680 --> 00:09:29.480 I have no idea. We'll see how it goes, but I don't have it honestly. 00:09:30.000 --> 00:09:34.720 Okay, no, you know what, we're not done. 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Are you getting married to me? 00:11:09.600 --> 00:11:11.240 I mean, I wasn't really thinking of that. 00:11:15.240 --> 00:11:18.800 Okay. This has never happened on WAN Show before. 00:11:18.800 --> 00:11:21.440 Nobody told me I'm so underdressed. 00:11:22.040 --> 00:11:25.040 Where do I go? 00:11:25.040 --> 00:11:29.160 What do I do? If you guys just scoot your chairs back a bit. I can do that. 00:11:29.160 --> 00:11:32.280 Okay. Watch out for the officiant. 00:11:32.280 --> 00:11:35.300 She's pretty critical to the process. Yeah, okay. Sorry. 00:11:35.300 --> 00:11:39.120 We need the officiant. Because otherwise it wouldn't be efficient. 00:11:39.120 --> 00:11:42.800 You not being aware of what was happening was pretty critical to the process, 00:11:42.800 --> 00:11:45.960 but your business team is amazing. Congratulations. 00:11:45.960 --> 00:11:49.320 Woo! I'm so happy. I came too early. 00:11:49.320 --> 00:11:53.440 I was once and it's too early. I got too excited. 00:11:53.440 --> 00:11:57.040 I know my freshly minted husband is going to collapse on the couch. 00:11:57.040 --> 00:12:00.160 He's dead now. Already. 00:12:00.160 --> 00:12:04.440 He's an anxious little guy. I can tell. He held it together for the day. 00:12:04.440 --> 00:12:06.480 That's all that matters. He's okay. 00:12:08.720 --> 00:12:12.200 I was so anxious and now I feel amazing. I got, good job. 00:12:13.200 --> 00:12:15.000 I came in one line too early, sorry. 00:12:16.240 --> 00:12:20.640 I love you. I love you too. I got some lipstick on me. 00:12:20.640 --> 00:12:24.000 Yeah. Do you want to give me a little bit more? No. No? 00:12:24.000 --> 00:12:27.200 What about one right here? Oh, is there? 00:12:27.200 --> 00:12:30.560 Do I got? Yeah, you did. Yeah. Yeah. 00:12:30.560 --> 00:12:33.720 Congratulations. Okay. 00:12:33.720 --> 00:12:37.080 Oh, yeah. Witness. And you're Sammy. Nice to meet you. 00:12:37.080 --> 00:12:40.080 Nice to meet you. And peace too. One, two, one. 00:12:40.080 --> 00:12:45.120 Give me another one. Woo! Wow. Oh, I love you so much. 00:12:45.120 --> 00:12:49.960 We're married. Thank you for watching. Thank you to Thorum for sponsoring a WAN Show takeover. 00:12:49.960 --> 00:12:54.320 Give me these amazing, I'm gonna take my offer just a second so you can see it, Redwood Rings. 00:12:54.320 --> 00:12:59.440 Wow. Don't you feel so fancy? Thank you to my lovely wife, Mochi, 00:13:00.320 --> 00:13:05.560 for being a part of this crazy endeavor. Thank you to Luke and Linus and everyone at LMG 00:13:05.560 --> 00:13:09.720 for helping to make this happen and for letting us steal the show for a little bit. 00:13:10.880 --> 00:13:12.560 All right, bye. Bye now.