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What's going on, Vance? We're about to watch a wedding.

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And so many people, thousands of people, are also going to get to watch. And it's going to be great.

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Wait, DMS, can you show us the rings? These rings, these rings that Thorne provided for us?

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Yeah. Oh, sorry. Look at that. Look there, the redwood.

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My hands are shaky. I'm so excited. You never look at that.

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Oh, both. Oh, my god, that's not focused in there.

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This is the redwood set. It's not an ad, guys. It's not an ad.

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He was not paid to say these things. I'm getting a ring out of it, so.

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Someone else, I think this is a toy that's obvious. Oh, OK, OK, OK.

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Are they in topic one right now? Are they already live? They should be now.

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This one? I mean, here, laughing. That means it's on a pre-show.

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Twitch is open. OK, they're in pre-show. They're not on a pre-show. OK.

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What inspired this? What inspired this? Yes.

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Oh, wow. I think you mentioned this briefly in, like, December.

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Well, I mean, this is what I love.

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We were talking to, god, where did this idea start?

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We were talking to Luke and Dan about it. And of course, we have to be, you know,

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we have to do something fun, something wacky.

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And in the words of my lovely Canadian here, we have to use our audacity.

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And this seems like the prime way to do it. I said lean into your American audacity.

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Yeah, my American audacity. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, guys.

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You're in a moment, here, Glenn. Yeah, wow, really?

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But yeah, yeah, so we mentioned the idea. I think, do we mention it to Dan first, I think?

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Or was it Dan that came up with it? It was Dan that kind of suggested it. It was, I think, Dan that came up with it.

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Because we were trying to figure out, how do we capture the moment for everybody

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when everyone says it first? Like, I have family in Japan, I have family on the East Coast

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and on the West Coast. It was really challenging. Mine's in New York, Tennessee, Alabama.

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Yeah, we're all over the place. And then I mentioned it to Luke.

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And Luke just, like, tipped his head up and started laughing as he does, and it was like, that's a great idea.

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And then it just went full send. I asked, I think Luke said to talk to Taryn about it.

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Taryn said, good, talk to Colton. Colton was like, oh my god, we're doing this, aren't we?

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And then next thing I know, there's a group chat of 12 people making this happen.

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We planned it for a while, and now suddenly,

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it's here happening today, and we're being really sneaky.

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We're trying to be very sneaky. Yeah, doing our best. They're right there.

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They are right there. They have no idea. So we got, so Luke and Dan are wearing suits,

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I've been told, and they told Linus to wear a suit.

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And my understanding is, is that he thinks that it's for Chinese New Year.

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You're not gonna talk about the nice decoration?

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Oh yeah, Chinese New Year. It's a good cover story, though. It is a good cover story.

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Thanks for inviting us to this, to witness your event. Thank you for being a part of it.

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I'm just a small part. I got my one, one important line.

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I mean, you're the glue holding it together. Give yourself some credit.

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My one line is, we need some legal witnesses here for this moment.

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Yeah, that's it, that's it. If we don't want to run super, super long,

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like I think like, maybe like under five would be great.

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Under five? Yeah. This part is the entertainment value for the people.

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This means that after this is over, Sandy, you're gonna have to come with us, and we're gonna have to use you as a legal witness.

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For reals? For reals. You want to be our legal witness, bro?

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Yeah, okay, go ahead. And then Statistics Canada will forever have your information.

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Yeah, nice. Well, part of this is because, so we are using, is that a TEG on top of a CPU?

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Okay, yeah, sorry. Sorry. Are we getting married today? We are, yeah, that's true.

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You have like, 364 other days of the year to be a huge turn.

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This is like the one day you have to be reasonable for home, please. I'm doing my best.

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I'm holding it together. What's I talking about?

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No, because we're not using our real names on camera,

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means we have to do this again right afterwards.

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So they are witnesses, but you're gonna be my real witness.

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Yeah. I can't wait to have the government have my legal name. Isn't it great?

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You know what, I never been to a wedding. You will have after today.

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Congratulations on that bingo card square. Would you have ever thought that your first one

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would be one that you witness at work? The work-life balance allegations

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are not standing right now. What is work-life balance anyway?

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Yeah, I don't know. If work is life, life is work, you know?

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So true. Also, sorry, I was gonna ask. Is there a legal limit to how long the fishing has to be?

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How long to what? Like how long, like, you guys have like, do the fishing thing?

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I don't know, because we were talking about how long. It's like there's like a,

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like Denise has like a template that she has to read out

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to communicate that everyone's like a contract, right? Marriage to contract legally,

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that everyone has a shared agreement and understanding about what they're entering into.

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I don't know how long that takes, but it probably takes, you know, 10 to 15 minutes. Okay.

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Hi, Jordan. Howdy. What is your contribution to this project?

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Mm, did a bunch of decorating, and I'll do some sound for it.

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Did you decorate it? Oh, did you? It turned out pretty good, I think.

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That is great. Yeah. It's really nice.

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Thank you. No, I was just, I was, thank you.

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Talking about this lovely garment. Oh, yeah.

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My maternal side of the family is Ukrainian. We're from Bokovinna, and so,

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it isn't. DMS. DMS is indulging me.

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Bleep that. Honey is indulging me in wearing

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like more traditional kind of clothing for this.

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We ordered everything directly from Ukraine, came through Poland. Yeah, it is really, really comfortable.

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I am wearing another shirt under it because I was a little bit cold, but yeah.

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I think it's the coldest day in like, yeah, it's like one of the coldest days.

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Yeah, to be fair, it doesn't really get that cold in BC. Yeah, but like, I'm usually probably not used to it.

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Manageable. Anyways, you look good in green.

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Yeah, it's a really good color on him.

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As long as she approves of it, that's what matters. That's very true.

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Yeah. When you first pitched idea, I thought you were like, we were gonna like, you're gonna be at your reception,

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and we're gonna stream it from like, I thought that was what you really meant.

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I was like, that's a crazy idea. I have killed the part of me that feels cringe,

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so I can do anything content-wise. I am cringe, but I am free.

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I'm so happy that I'm getting that on a live recording. Yeah, I am cringe, but I am free.

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It's literally a sticker on a piece of furniture next to my bed.

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It's a sticker I got you. It is a sticker she got me, yeah. We had to hide here,

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because there's a worry that lines might come randomly here. No, that's reasonable.

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You guys are on it. No, Jordan's on it. I don't want to take credit for that.

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You can just be a little louder here, because we're further away now. I was just kind of like, what are we gonna do with the impulses, so.

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Would that be so out of character? No. To be fair, we do have laser cutters

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in each of our living rooms. Yeah. That's what I'm doing after this. I'm gonna get married,

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have her get married on WAN, and then go home to my laser cutter.

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True. Yeah, I think it's also my husband now. My laser cutter is named Flat Bob,

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and hers is named Bobby.

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You guys on them? Say what? Google you guys.

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I do, online, but they're spread way apart. So the laser's about this long,

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and there's one eye here and one eye here.

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It's perfect. Flat Bob is a little wall-eyed, but we love him.

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I think I'm going to 3D print cat ears for my white calico cat ears.

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Yeah. Fun fact, I've joined a stand-up before on teams with Labs,

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and it was trying to use the laser as my webcam.

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So everyone just got a view of the things that were in the laser being cut,

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and they were like, huh, that looks a little bit odd today.

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But emergency situation, if you ever need to, you can use your laser as a webcam.

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Is DMS the type of person to be walking around when you get nervous or anxious?

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Oh, absolutely. But that's also just his baseline. I don't think there's anything that you can be nervous or anxious,

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it's just he can't really sit still. He's been pacing around for the last,

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whatever amount of minutes we've been here for. That's pretty normal.

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Yeah. You guys see the huge crash after it's all over,

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I feel like? Yeah, yeah, definitely. I mean, I'm hoping to recover my voice,

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I'm hoping to play with my new laser cutter, and I'm hoping to get maybe like,

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or something for dinner afterwards. I think you're more excited about laser cutter

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than this wedding. I am excited to be married.

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But the timing was very inopportune to get my new laser cutter in the mail,

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like right before my wedding.

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You know, cause if I had gotten it like a day before or a day after, I think I wouldn't be,

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you know, looking forward to it so much.

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But we'll go back to my place and we'll set up the new Bobby laser.

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We're just waiting on the aficionade to come out of the bathroom. I'm so excited, but I'm so nervous.

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What's your heart rate looking like right now? I can tell you, I cycle a lot.

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I'm like 118.

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Okay guys, we're gonna go now.

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It just makes you look like trying to camp them and fall to 76, and you just like fight back.

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To another topic. We actually- Are we done with this one? The conclusion is basically just-

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I have no idea. We'll see how it goes, but I don't have it honestly.

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Okay, no, you know what, we're not done. Because to me, the frustrating part

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of bringing in a non-gamer is not that I think, oh okay, in 2012, husband and wife Caleb and Steph Martin

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started a business based on Caleb's passion for making custom rings.

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And today, that legacy lives on as Thorom.

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Speaking of rings, what is happening right now?

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Does anyone hear that sound? Hello, I need legal witnesses for this next event.

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What is going on? What is happening?

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What is happening right now? Something's happening. I was just handed a thing.

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This is a Thorom box. This is extremely confusing to me right now.

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I see DMS is here.

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What do you think is happening right now? I think you're getting married.

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You're such an observant person.

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I'm so proud of you. Are you getting married to me?

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I mean, I wasn't really thinking of that.

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Okay. This has never happened on WAN Show before.

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Nobody told me I'm so underdressed.

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Where do I go?

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What do I do? If you guys just scoot your chairs back a bit. I can do that.

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Okay. Watch out for the officiant.

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She's pretty critical to the process. Yeah, okay. Sorry.

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We need the officiant. Because otherwise it wouldn't be efficient.

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You not being aware of what was happening was pretty critical to the process,

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but your business team is amazing. Congratulations.

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Woo! I'm so happy. I came too early.

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I was once and it's too early. I got too excited.

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I know my freshly minted husband is going to collapse on the couch.

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He's dead now. Already.

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He's an anxious little guy. I can tell. He held it together for the day.

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That's all that matters. He's okay.

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I was so anxious and now I feel amazing. I got, good job.

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I came in one line too early, sorry.

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I love you. I love you too. I got some lipstick on me.

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Yeah. Do you want to give me a little bit more? No. No?

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What about one right here? Oh, is there?

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Do I got? Yeah, you did. Yeah. Yeah.

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Congratulations. Okay.

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Oh, yeah. Witness. And you're Sammy. Nice to meet you.

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Nice to meet you. And peace too. One, two, one.

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Give me another one. Woo! Wow. Oh, I love you so much.

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We're married. Thank you for watching. Thank you to Thorum for sponsoring a WAN Show takeover.

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Give me these amazing, I'm gonna take my offer just a second so you can see it, Redwood Rings.

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Wow. Don't you feel so fancy? Thank you to my lovely wife, Mochi,

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for being a part of this crazy endeavor. Thank you to Luke and Linus and everyone at LMG

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for helping to make this happen and for letting us steal the show for a little bit.

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All right, bye. Bye now.
