What's going on, Vance? We're about to watch a wedding.
And so many people, thousands of people, are also going to get to watch. And it's going to be great.
Wait, DMS, can you show us the rings? These rings, these rings that Thorne provided for us?
Yeah. Oh, sorry. Look at that. Look there, the redwood.
My hands are shaky. I'm so excited. You never look at that.
Oh, both. Oh, my god, that's not focused in there.
This is the redwood set. It's not an ad, guys. It's not an ad.
He was not paid to say these things. I'm getting a ring out of it, so.
Someone else, I think this is a toy that's obvious. Oh, OK, OK, OK.
Are they in topic one right now? Are they already live? They should be now.
This one? I mean, here, laughing. That means it's on a pre-show.
Twitch is open. OK, they're in pre-show. They're not on a pre-show. OK.
What inspired this? What inspired this? Yes.
Oh, wow. I think you mentioned this briefly in, like, December.
Well, I mean, this is what I love.
We were talking to, god, where did this idea start?
We were talking to Luke and Dan about it. And of course, we have to be, you know,
we have to do something fun, something wacky.
And in the words of my lovely Canadian here, we have to use our audacity.
And this seems like the prime way to do it. I said lean into your American audacity.
Yeah, my American audacity. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, guys.
You're in a moment, here, Glenn. Yeah, wow, really?
But yeah, yeah, so we mentioned the idea. I think, do we mention it to Dan first, I think?
Or was it Dan that came up with it? It was Dan that kind of suggested it. It was, I think, Dan that came up with it.
Because we were trying to figure out, how do we capture the moment for everybody
when everyone says it first? Like, I have family in Japan, I have family on the East Coast
and on the West Coast. It was really challenging. Mine's in New York, Tennessee, Alabama.
Yeah, we're all over the place. And then I mentioned it to Luke.
And Luke just, like, tipped his head up and started laughing as he does, and it was like, that's a great idea.
And then it just went full send. I asked, I think Luke said to talk to Taryn about it.
Taryn said, good, talk to Colton. Colton was like, oh my god, we're doing this, aren't we?
And then next thing I know, there's a group chat of 12 people making this happen.
We planned it for a while, and now suddenly,
it's here happening today, and we're being really sneaky.
We're trying to be very sneaky. Yeah, doing our best. They're right there.
They are right there. They have no idea. So we got, so Luke and Dan are wearing suits,
I've been told, and they told Linus to wear a suit.
And my understanding is, is that he thinks that it's for Chinese New Year.
You're not gonna talk about the nice decoration?
Oh yeah, Chinese New Year. It's a good cover story, though. It is a good cover story.
Thanks for inviting us to this, to witness your event. Thank you for being a part of it.
I'm just a small part. I got my one, one important line.
I mean, you're the glue holding it together. Give yourself some credit.
My one line is, we need some legal witnesses here for this moment.
Yeah, that's it, that's it. If we don't want to run super, super long,
like I think like, maybe like under five would be great.
Under five? Yeah. This part is the entertainment value for the people.
This means that after this is over, Sandy, you're gonna have to come with us, and we're gonna have to use you as a legal witness.
For reals? For reals. You want to be our legal witness, bro?
Yeah, okay, go ahead. And then Statistics Canada will forever have your information.
Yeah, nice. Well, part of this is because, so we are using, is that a TEG on top of a CPU?
Okay, yeah, sorry. Sorry. Are we getting married today? We are, yeah, that's true.
You have like, 364 other days of the year to be a huge turn.
This is like the one day you have to be reasonable for home, please. I'm doing my best.
I'm holding it together. What's I talking about?
No, because we're not using our real names on camera,
means we have to do this again right afterwards.
So they are witnesses, but you're gonna be my real witness.
Yeah. I can't wait to have the government have my legal name. Isn't it great?
You know what, I never been to a wedding. You will have after today.
Congratulations on that bingo card square. Would you have ever thought that your first one
would be one that you witness at work? The work-life balance allegations
are not standing right now. What is work-life balance anyway?
Yeah, I don't know. If work is life, life is work, you know?
So true. Also, sorry, I was gonna ask. Is there a legal limit to how long the fishing has to be?
How long to what? Like how long, like, you guys have like, do the fishing thing?
I don't know, because we were talking about how long. It's like there's like a,
like Denise has like a template that she has to read out
to communicate that everyone's like a contract, right? Marriage to contract legally,
that everyone has a shared agreement and understanding about what they're entering into.
I don't know how long that takes, but it probably takes, you know, 10 to 15 minutes. Okay.
Hi, Jordan. Howdy. What is your contribution to this project?
Mm, did a bunch of decorating, and I'll do some sound for it.
Did you decorate it? Oh, did you? It turned out pretty good, I think.
That is great. Yeah. It's really nice.
Thank you. No, I was just, I was, thank you.
Talking about this lovely garment. Oh, yeah.
My maternal side of the family is Ukrainian. We're from Bokovinna, and so,
it isn't. DMS. DMS is indulging me.
Bleep that. Honey is indulging me in wearing
like more traditional kind of clothing for this.
We ordered everything directly from Ukraine, came through Poland. Yeah, it is really, really comfortable.
I am wearing another shirt under it because I was a little bit cold, but yeah.
I think it's the coldest day in like, yeah, it's like one of the coldest days.
Yeah, to be fair, it doesn't really get that cold in BC. Yeah, but like, I'm usually probably not used to it.
Manageable. Anyways, you look good in green.
Yeah, it's a really good color on him.
As long as she approves of it, that's what matters. That's very true.
Yeah. When you first pitched idea, I thought you were like, we were gonna like, you're gonna be at your reception,
and we're gonna stream it from like, I thought that was what you really meant.
I was like, that's a crazy idea. I have killed the part of me that feels cringe,
so I can do anything content-wise. I am cringe, but I am free.
I'm so happy that I'm getting that on a live recording. Yeah, I am cringe, but I am free.
It's literally a sticker on a piece of furniture next to my bed.
It's a sticker I got you. It is a sticker she got me, yeah. We had to hide here,
because there's a worry that lines might come randomly here. No, that's reasonable.
You guys are on it. No, Jordan's on it. I don't want to take credit for that.
You can just be a little louder here, because we're further away now. I was just kind of like, what are we gonna do with the impulses, so.
Would that be so out of character? No. To be fair, we do have laser cutters
in each of our living rooms. Yeah. That's what I'm doing after this. I'm gonna get married,
have her get married on WAN, and then go home to my laser cutter.
True. Yeah, I think it's also my husband now. My laser cutter is named Flat Bob,
and hers is named Bobby.
You guys on them? Say what? Google you guys.
I do, online, but they're spread way apart. So the laser's about this long,
and there's one eye here and one eye here.
It's perfect. Flat Bob is a little wall-eyed, but we love him.
I think I'm going to 3D print cat ears for my white calico cat ears.
Yeah. Fun fact, I've joined a stand-up before on teams with Labs,
and it was trying to use the laser as my webcam.
So everyone just got a view of the things that were in the laser being cut,
and they were like, huh, that looks a little bit odd today.
But emergency situation, if you ever need to, you can use your laser as a webcam.
Is DMS the type of person to be walking around when you get nervous or anxious?
Oh, absolutely. But that's also just his baseline. I don't think there's anything that you can be nervous or anxious,
it's just he can't really sit still. He's been pacing around for the last,
whatever amount of minutes we've been here for. That's pretty normal.
Yeah. You guys see the huge crash after it's all over,
I feel like? Yeah, yeah, definitely. I mean, I'm hoping to recover my voice,
I'm hoping to play with my new laser cutter, and I'm hoping to get maybe like,
or something for dinner afterwards. I think you're more excited about laser cutter
than this wedding. I am excited to be married.
But the timing was very inopportune to get my new laser cutter in the mail,
like right before my wedding.
You know, cause if I had gotten it like a day before or a day after, I think I wouldn't be,
you know, looking forward to it so much.
But we'll go back to my place and we'll set up the new Bobby laser.
We're just waiting on the aficionade to come out of the bathroom. I'm so excited, but I'm so nervous.
What's your heart rate looking like right now? I can tell you, I cycle a lot.
I'm like 118.
Okay guys, we're gonna go now.
It just makes you look like trying to camp them and fall to 76, and you just like fight back.
To another topic. We actually- Are we done with this one? The conclusion is basically just-
I have no idea. We'll see how it goes, but I don't have it honestly.
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Speaking of rings, what is happening right now?
Does anyone hear that sound? Hello, I need legal witnesses for this next event.
What is going on? What is happening?
What is happening right now? Something's happening. I was just handed a thing.
This is a Thorom box. This is extremely confusing to me right now.
I see DMS is here.
What do you think is happening right now? I think you're getting married.
You're such an observant person.
I'm so proud of you. Are you getting married to me?
I mean, I wasn't really thinking of that.
Okay. This has never happened on WAN Show before.
Nobody told me I'm so underdressed.
Where do I go?
What do I do? If you guys just scoot your chairs back a bit. I can do that.
Okay. Watch out for the officiant.
She's pretty critical to the process. Yeah, okay. Sorry.
We need the officiant. Because otherwise it wouldn't be efficient.
You not being aware of what was happening was pretty critical to the process,
but your business team is amazing. Congratulations.
Woo! I'm so happy. I came too early.
I was once and it's too early. I got too excited.
I know my freshly minted husband is going to collapse on the couch.
He's dead now. Already.
He's an anxious little guy. I can tell. He held it together for the day.
That's all that matters. He's okay.
I was so anxious and now I feel amazing. I got, good job.
I came in one line too early, sorry.
I love you. I love you too. I got some lipstick on me.
Yeah. Do you want to give me a little bit more? No. No?
What about one right here? Oh, is there?
Do I got? Yeah, you did. Yeah. Yeah.
Congratulations. Okay.
Oh, yeah. Witness. And you're Sammy. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. And peace too. One, two, one.
Give me another one. Woo! Wow. Oh, I love you so much.
We're married. Thank you for watching. Thank you to Thorum for sponsoring a WAN Show takeover.
Give me these amazing, I'm gonna take my offer just a second so you can see it, Redwood Rings.
Wow. Don't you feel so fancy? Thank you to my lovely wife, Mochi,
for being a part of this crazy endeavor. Thank you to Luke and Linus and everyone at LMG
for helping to make this happen and for letting us steal the show for a little bit.
All right, bye. Bye now.