here's a new poem this time I wrote a haiku
we report Tech news Intel has unveiled their core I9
13900k s which they say will reach clock
speeds of 6 gigahertz without overclocking they claim this is the
first chip to accomplish this fee because why would they claim it was the
second that wouldn't no one would care about it no one cares about the second
people to get to the moon Intel has teased the eventuality of a
six gigahertz CPU occurring this generation and they released a sneak
peek of the processor just three days ago the I9 3900ks is essentially a 3900k
chip that was able to run at a higher clock speed which is probably because
the ks chip was raised by parents who would only show affection if it won
first place it happens but it's emotional trauma could be your treasure
if you can stomach the 700 price tag which is more than a hundred dollars
more than a normal 3900k that was loved
unconditionally drama it's just waiting there
useless the right top blokes overhead
Hardware unboxed got their hands on the new chip after rigorous testing they're
from Australia yes that's why you wrote it yes and after rigorous testing they
concluded that this is a seriously dumb product that you should avoid unless
you're in extreme overclocking Enthusiast ah sweet ass meta is suing a
surveillance company for collecting Facebook and Instagram users data and
selling it to third parties oh so this is like a plagiarism case okay got it in
a blog post the tech giant accused a company called Voyager Labs of launching
scraping campaigns on Facebook Instagram and other websites but not on
windshields which would be helpful that that I would have loved that Voyager
Labs offers a service of surveilling people online by reconstructing their
public and private digital lives they claim that by using AI they can use this
data to determine if someone has committed a crime or if they're more
likely to commit a future crime kinda like the precogs from Minority Report no
I haven't seen that movie I have but you haven't but I'm sure a system where
citizens can be punished because a small group makes an unchallenged assertion
that someone will break the law in the future has no potential flaws I should
note that meta really wants you to know that Voyager didn't like hack into
Facebook servers to access user data they just merely used fake accounts to
scrape publicly viewable information so next time use humans it'll be fine but
it's a learning experience and the James Webb Space Telescope has had a big week
but how would it know how much time has passed it doesn't have a moon explain
that science the telescope made headlines because it has apparently
found too many early galaxies frustrating astronomers their drivers
hate it astronomers hate this one easy telescope
trick they're just not equipped to handle all those early galaxies when the
older galaxies haven't even gone off to school yet it's that or it's the fact
that the amount of galaxies the instrument may have found would contradict predictions of how many
galaxies existed 200 to 400 million years after the big bang it really could
be either one of those J dubs didn't stop at only finding galaxies either the
telescope found its first exoplanet which is science for a planet that
orbits a star that isn't the Sun the exoplanet has been named LHS 475b catchy
Elon Musk it needs an X in there and it
has a diameter 99 as large as Earth's oh
so it's slightly smaller while doing all that discovering my man
Jimmy is also helping scientists study star formation in the early days of the
universe by studying a young star cluster resembling the conditions of the
early universe that my must be one of those clusters that bases its whole
personality on wishing it was born billions of years earlier
I can't stand it I can't stand it
it's like man I wish I was born in the 50s in the 60s life was so much better
300 years ago it wasn't now it's time for quick bits
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bits Google and NVIDIA have joined Sony in raising concerns to the FDC about
Microsoft's planned acquisition of Activision Blizzard King man
the Activision and acquisition thing is just every time apparently they feel the
buyout would give Microsoft an unfair advantage in the mobile gaming
subscription and cloud gaming markets neither company's specific grievances
have been reported but I can understand why Google would think Microsoft has an
unfair cloud gaming advantage since Microsoft still has a cloud gaming
service and Google shot theirs in both its feet and also
its face whoops speaking of NVIDIA they've unveiled an update to their
broadcast software the new beta feature will deep fake your eyes so that you're
always looking at the camera which could be really helpful for people who need to
look away to read a script or people who want to make intense uninterrupted
prolonged eye contact with their viewers making them feel small and uncomfortable
in their own homes while simultaneously making you feel
incredibly powerful don't look away
Greg Apple CEO Tim Cook voluntarily took
a 40 pay cut that he himself recommended
to assuage shareholders proving that
Modern Day Saints are real the benevolent man will only be compensated
Amir 49 million dollars rather than the
84 million
you received last year as CEO of 2.1
trillion dollar company Apple I think the world's other billionaire CEOs can
learn something from Tim's truly Herculean sacrifice and maybe find some
way to live with mere hundreds of Millions
I know it's a big ask a coder going by hack daddy 8000 on Tech talk announced
he had to sadly euthanize his AI waifu
whom he created using chat GPT and
stable diffusion oh now his name is the two together that sounds dangerous
before her demise hack daddy admitted he was talking to it more than his actual
real girlfriend that definitely exists as for why he put her down he said that
chat GPT Chan wasn't working correctly which he deduced from her being unable
to remember their first date and no longer saying I love you back when he
said it I think she just wasn't into you anymore dude and that makes that murder
yeah you're going to jail and Wizards of
the Coast have backpedaled somewhat on their plans to change Dungeons and
Dragons open gaming license the company's planned changes would have
added royalties to Homebrew content that made a certain amount of Revenue and
language that could have allowed them to take their communities ideas for free
after their community rebelled like
insert faction in the lore here like
when uh the Orcs
the third I forget his full name when that happens against the Briar Woods and
white run or white stone there it is and
competitors announced their own open RPG license Wizards of the Coast admitted
they rolled a one they didn't
they didn't say what skill they were attempting to use but I'm gonna go with
deception oh was it Percival Fredericks about music Kowalski the role of the
third of course it was old Percy
I remember I've never I've never played the game but I will but you won't be deceived if
you come back here on Monday because I promise there will be more Tech news
you'll just have to be patient enjoy your weekend you crazy kids except you
Greg you stay right there you can't move too