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here's a new poem this time I wrote a haiku

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we report Tech news Intel has unveiled their core I9

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13900k s which they say will reach clock

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speeds of 6 gigahertz without overclocking they claim this is the

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first chip to accomplish this fee because why would they claim it was the

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second that wouldn't no one would care about it no one cares about the second

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people to get to the moon Intel has teased the eventuality of a

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six gigahertz CPU occurring this generation and they released a sneak

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peek of the processor just three days ago the I9 3900ks is essentially a 3900k

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chip that was able to run at a higher clock speed which is probably because

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the ks chip was raised by parents who would only show affection if it won

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first place it happens but it's emotional trauma could be your treasure

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if you can stomach the 700 price tag which is more than a hundred dollars

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more than a normal 3900k that was loved

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unconditionally drama it's just waiting there

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useless the right top blokes overhead

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Hardware unboxed got their hands on the new chip after rigorous testing they're

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from Australia yes that's why you wrote it yes and after rigorous testing they

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concluded that this is a seriously dumb product that you should avoid unless

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you're in extreme overclocking Enthusiast ah sweet ass meta is suing a

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surveillance company for collecting Facebook and Instagram users data and

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selling it to third parties oh so this is like a plagiarism case okay got it in

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a blog post the tech giant accused a company called Voyager Labs of launching

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scraping campaigns on Facebook Instagram and other websites but not on

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windshields which would be helpful that that I would have loved that Voyager

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Labs offers a service of surveilling people online by reconstructing their

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public and private digital lives they claim that by using AI they can use this

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data to determine if someone has committed a crime or if they're more

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likely to commit a future crime kinda like the precogs from Minority Report no

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I haven't seen that movie I have but you haven't but I'm sure a system where

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citizens can be punished because a small group makes an unchallenged assertion

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that someone will break the law in the future has no potential flaws I should

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note that meta really wants you to know that Voyager didn't like hack into

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Facebook servers to access user data they just merely used fake accounts to

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scrape publicly viewable information so next time use humans it'll be fine but

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it's a learning experience and the James Webb Space Telescope has had a big week

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but how would it know how much time has passed it doesn't have a moon explain

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that science the telescope made headlines because it has apparently

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found too many early galaxies frustrating astronomers their drivers

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hate it astronomers hate this one easy telescope

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trick they're just not equipped to handle all those early galaxies when the

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older galaxies haven't even gone off to school yet it's that or it's the fact

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that the amount of galaxies the instrument may have found would contradict predictions of how many

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galaxies existed 200 to 400 million years after the big bang it really could

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be either one of those J dubs didn't stop at only finding galaxies either the

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telescope found its first exoplanet which is science for a planet that

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orbits a star that isn't the Sun the exoplanet has been named LHS 475b catchy

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Elon Musk it needs an X in there and it

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has a diameter 99 as large as Earth's oh

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so it's slightly smaller while doing all that discovering my man

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Jimmy is also helping scientists study star formation in the early days of the

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universe by studying a young star cluster resembling the conditions of the

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early universe that my must be one of those clusters that bases its whole

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personality on wishing it was born billions of years earlier

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I can't stand it I can't stand it

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it's like man I wish I was born in the 50s in the 60s life was so much better

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300 years ago it wasn't now it's time for quick bits

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bits Google and NVIDIA have joined Sony in raising concerns to the FDC about

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Microsoft's planned acquisition of Activision Blizzard King man

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the Activision and acquisition thing is just every time apparently they feel the

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buyout would give Microsoft an unfair advantage in the mobile gaming

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subscription and cloud gaming markets neither company's specific grievances

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have been reported but I can understand why Google would think Microsoft has an

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unfair cloud gaming advantage since Microsoft still has a cloud gaming

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service and Google shot theirs in both its feet and also

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its face whoops speaking of NVIDIA they've unveiled an update to their

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broadcast software the new beta feature will deep fake your eyes so that you're

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always looking at the camera which could be really helpful for people who need to

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look away to read a script or people who want to make intense uninterrupted

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prolonged eye contact with their viewers making them feel small and uncomfortable

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in their own homes while simultaneously making you feel

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incredibly powerful don't look away

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Greg Apple CEO Tim Cook voluntarily took

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a 40 pay cut that he himself recommended

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to assuage shareholders proving that

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Modern Day Saints are real the benevolent man will only be compensated

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Amir 49 million dollars rather than the

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84 million

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you received last year as CEO of 2.1

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trillion dollar company Apple I think the world's other billionaire CEOs can

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learn something from Tim's truly Herculean sacrifice and maybe find some

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way to live with mere hundreds of Millions

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I know it's a big ask a coder going by hack daddy 8000 on Tech talk announced

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he had to sadly euthanize his AI waifu

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whom he created using chat GPT and

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stable diffusion oh now his name is the two together that sounds dangerous

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before her demise hack daddy admitted he was talking to it more than his actual

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real girlfriend that definitely exists as for why he put her down he said that

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chat GPT Chan wasn't working correctly which he deduced from her being unable

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to remember their first date and no longer saying I love you back when he

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said it I think she just wasn't into you anymore dude and that makes that murder

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yeah you're going to jail and Wizards of

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the Coast have backpedaled somewhat on their plans to change Dungeons and

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Dragons open gaming license the company's planned changes would have

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added royalties to Homebrew content that made a certain amount of Revenue and

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language that could have allowed them to take their communities ideas for free

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after their community rebelled like

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insert faction in the lore here like

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when uh the Orcs

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the third I forget his full name when that happens against the Briar Woods and

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white run or white stone there it is and

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competitors announced their own open RPG license Wizards of the Coast admitted

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they rolled a one they didn't

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they didn't say what skill they were attempting to use but I'm gonna go with

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deception oh was it Percival Fredericks about music Kowalski the role of the

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third of course it was old Percy

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I remember I've never I've never played the game but I will but you won't be deceived if

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you come back here on Monday because I promise there will be more Tech news

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you'll just have to be patient enjoy your weekend you crazy kids except you

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Greg you stay right there you can't move too