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precogs from Minority Report no I haven't seen that movie I have but you haven't but I'm sure a system where citizens can be punished because a small group makes an unchallenged assertion that someone will break the law in the future has no potential flaws I should note that meta really wants you to know that Voyager didn't like hack into Facebook servers to access user data they just merely used fake accounts to scrape publicly viewable information so next time use humans it'll be fine but it's a learning experience and the James Webb Space Telescope has had a big week but how would it know how much time has passed it doesn't have a moon explain that science the telescope made headlines because it has apparently found too many early galaxies frustrating astronomers their drivers hate it astronomers hate this one easy telescope trick they're just not equipped to handle all those early galaxies when the older galaxies haven't even gone off to school yet it's that or it's the fact that the amount of galaxies the instrument may have found would contradict predictions of how many galaxies existed 200 to 400 million years after the big bang it really could be either one of those J dubs didn't stop at only finding galaxies either the telescope found its first exoplanet which is science for a planet that orbits a star that isn't the Sun the exoplanet has been named LHS 475b catchy Elon Musk it needs an X in there and it has a diameter 99 as large as Earth's oh so it's slightly smaller while doing all that discovering my man Jimmy is also helping scientists study star formation in the early days of the universe by studying a young star cluster resembling the conditions of the early universe that my must be one of those clusters that bases its whole personality on wishing it was born billions of years earlier I can't stand it I can't stand it it's like man I wish I was born in the 50s in the 60s life was so much better 300 years ago it wasn't now it's time for quick bits brought to you by manscaped they offer all-in-ones Men's Grooming tools that have you covered from head to toe the performance package 4.0 includes their waterproof and cordless lawnmower 4.0 their weed whacker ear and nose trimmer for tricky trimming and their crop preserver and crop reviver for your deodorizing and hydration needs they're opposites of each other they complement for a limited time you'll also get two free gifts the shed travel bag and the manscaped anti-chafing boxer briefs you can do a marathon and those those no problem so don't wait go to manscape.com and use promo code tech for 20 off your order plus free international shipping quick bits Google and NVIDIA have joined Sony in raising concerns to the FDC about Microsoft's planned acquisition of Activision Blizzard King man the Activision and acquisition thing is just every time apparently they feel the buyout would give Microsoft an unfair advantage in the mobile gaming subscription and cloud gaming markets neither company's specific grievances have been reported but I can understand why Google would think Microsoft has an unfair cloud gaming advantage since Microsoft still has a cloud gaming service and Google shot theirs in both its feet and also its face whoops speaking of NVIDIA they've unveiled an update to their broadcast software the new beta feature will deep fake your eyes so that you're always looking at the camera which could be really helpful for people who need to look away to read a script or people who want to make intense uninterrupted prolonged eye contact with their viewers making them feel small and uncomfortable in their own homes while simultaneously making you feel incredibly powerful don't look away Greg Apple CEO Tim Cook voluntarily took a 40 pay cut that he himself recommended to assuage shareholders proving that Modern Day Saints are real the benevolent man will only be compensated Amir 49 million dollars rather than the 84 million you received last year as CEO of 2.1 trillion dollar company Apple I think the world's other billionaire CEOs can learn something from Tim's truly Herculean sacrifice and maybe find some way to live with mere hundreds of Millions I know it's a big ask a coder going by hack daddy 8000 on Tech talk announced he had to sadly euthanize his AI waifu whom he created using chat GPT and stable diffusion oh now his name is the two together that sounds dangerous before her demise hack daddy admitted he was talking to it more than his actual real girlfriend that definitely exists as for why he put her down he said that chat GPT Chan wasn't working correctly which he deduced from her being unable to remember their first date and no longer saying I love you back when he said it I think she just wasn't into you anymore dude and that makes that murder yeah you're going to jail and Wizards of the Coast have backpedaled somewhat on their plans to change Dungeons and Dragons open gaming license the company's planned changes would have 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