on the last episode of holy [ __ ] we
unboxed the most expensive item we had
ever unboxed before basically like a
truckload of 10 tbte drives from Seagate
totaling a petabyte of storage for our
new server which raised a lot of
questions in our viewers Minds what on Earth could some YouTuber possibly need
a petabyte of storage for the answer is today where we will be
unveiling the new most expensive thing we've ever
unboxed 2017 model
newest the red weapon 8K camera that is
the reason we need a petabyte of
storage and all the fraking accessories
that come with it
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let's begin by getting one of the biggest lies
that I have ever told my audience out of the way way I said we were also going to
look at all the included
accessories but to anyone who's ever shopped for a red camera they'll already
know this that's a big load of [ __ ]
because RED cameras don't include any accessories
now that is why we're using a saw by the way the average person might think well
you buy a camera for
$49,500 well you should be done it should come
with a lens a battery a you know freaking
[ __ ] but no that is not the way red
sees it the way they see it the more professional you are and the more you're
spending on your camera the less it should come with and the more you should
just have buckets of money to spend on all the other crap you're going to need
you see here let's let's let's get this right out of the way
first $49,500
this is the red weapon 8K brain with the helium sensor
it's capable of shooting it anywhere from 8K down to whatever smaller
resolution you would want it comes with this sticker yes my friends this sticker
is included in the box so you can pimp
the crap out of the brand you just gave tens of thousands of dollars to as if
they didn't get enough out of you already these are the crappiest Keys
ever for a case that you're never going
to use which is a shame because it looks really
cool but who would actually put the camera in there when it doesn't have
anything on it this is all you get this
we're lucky it has a freaking power button and menu navig it doesn't even
have a screen you can't use it there's no audio where's the XLR audio input no
you get to buy all the accessories so first is your batteries
and we're going to bring up we're going to bring up the uh the bill here start
having a look at this okay so what what is uh what do we pay for a
battery holy [ __ ]
$1,500 for the red brick power pack okay
so for 1,500 us smackaroonies you get four
batteries and a charger I mean this thing better be made out of like
titanium that doesn't seem very special I mean you know we're paying for at this
point is this cool logo that's a really cool logo so inside here is the red
touch 7-in LCD and when they ask me is
that good touch or Bad Touch I'm going to tell them it better be really [ __ ]
good touch because what does this thing cost red touch
$2,750 do you know how big of a screen I
can get for $2700 I mean look at this thing okay it
has has four buttons you know how many buttons the iPhone has that's not an
iPhone the iPhone has 1 two three four buttons and
cost less than half that much even at the highest capacity how much capacity
does this have none okay so how much do we have to pay for the privilege of
putting a Canon lens on our camera let's find out shall
we two grand for that what what's this
PCB made of 2 Grand look at this thing
black pcbs are more expensive what is a dsm2 base expander
$1,750 for the base expander so you
already paid them $50,000 for the camera and then just for
the privilege of plugging it HDMI out
onto it which by the way doesn't even output it for K because these [ __ ]
want you to buy their media instead of outputting to an external capture device
so that's what you got to pay for the privilege of powering the camera
controlling crap and like having a
headphone in unbeliev where does it even go you know what I don't care Brandon
will figure that out later so for the privilege of connecting a cable to my
monitor I have to spend another $200
in order to not have to just plunk it on here it cost me $200 and they don't even
include a cable do they actually not include a cable with this thing yeah we
paid more for the we paid for the cable too did this is a
$240 cable so for the privilege of
connecting a cable and having a cable
and of course this is proprietary as I
mean look at this thing I'll give them credit it's a nice looking this isn't
even a swivel fitting wow thank God it has braided
sleeving on it because otherwise I don't know how I'd feel about it so get get
this this this is a $100 card reader
$100 for a card reader the reason they
can give you such a great deal $999.99 on the reader is because they just bent
you over a barrel on the proprietary media you have to buy red mini Megs
which by the way are just normal MSA
ssds they're not even PCI Express m ssds
in a fancy red enclosure oh and you don't even get red it's like it's a
black enclosure if you don't buy the 480 or the 960 gig so red makes you buy an
adapter from their proprietary
interface to their [ __ ] proprietary
cable and you spend $200 on each end plus $200 for this dinky ass
cable to go between them I understand this correctly no no I think I
understand what's going on here so if it's not enough that they have their
fist up your ass charging you $1,500 for a battery and a
charger for the privilege of connecting the battery to the brain you know what
this come here come here look at this do you know what this is okay so this is
like a few cents worth of goldplated contact
there's like a wire inside like there's nothing in here there's a spring oh you
know what it's probably like $300 spring it's probably the best spring the
greatest spring there's an ARM for the privilege of actually putting your 100
it's $150 for
this look at this thing it's not even
like a fancy one
$150 this is like Criminal
last
piece dsmc2 side handle
$950 for us handle of course it makes it easier to
hold the camera that's not the conversation we're having I don't disagree it should have a handle I
disagree that I should be paying $1,000 for
it
so total damage switching to
Red
$138,000 for two red cameras and the
Bullit accessories that they make you buy
$60,000 in hard drives to store all this crap on another $20,000 in ndme SSD so
that all of our editors can edit red footage off of our Nas at the same
time and what do we get for it
8K videos that nobody can watch because
they don't have 8K displays thank you and good
night we're out of
here so we're back and if there was any
doubt in anyone's mind that my level of Rage hadn't been decreased in the
slightest in the last 2 months let me put that to rest for you yes we have a
functioning camera look at that o it's probably amazing or some [ __ ] but all
this time we've had to be recording to an external audio recorder anytime we
wanted to use the bloody thing for all the money we spent it doesn't have an
XLR input so we had to wait all this
time for some third party accessory because oh no the uh the the the red one
that's like $4,000 by the way that one's not as good so we couldn't have an audio
input module no we had to wait for the the omod so guess how much one of these
cost look at this look at this box look at
this I mean how much does that even weigh
$2,500 so this replaces the base expander that's
already on here what the the base expander is
$1,700 why the did we buy two basic
banders if we're going to replace them why did we buy two of them we bought two
$1,700 pieces just in case this one
stops working normally this is the point in the video where I'd like drop it in
anger but it's too
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