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on the last episode of holy [ __ ] we

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unboxed the most expensive item we had

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ever unboxed before basically like a

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truckload of 10 tbte drives from Seagate

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totaling a petabyte of storage for our

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new server which raised a lot of

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questions in our viewers Minds what on Earth could some YouTuber possibly need

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a petabyte of storage for the answer is today where we will be

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unveiling the new most expensive thing we've ever

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unboxed 2017 model

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newest the red weapon 8K camera that is

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the reason we need a petabyte of

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storage and all the fraking accessories

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that come with it

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Dashlane is the userfriendly password manager that keeps passwords secure and

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available on every device you own you can download Dashlane at the link in the

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video description and learn more about the service at the end of this video so

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let's begin by getting one of the biggest lies

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that I have ever told my audience out of the way way I said we were also going to

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look at all the included

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accessories but to anyone who's ever shopped for a red camera they'll already

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know this that's a big load of [ __ ]

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because RED cameras don't include any accessories

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now that is why we're using a saw by the way the average person might think well

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you buy a camera for

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$49,500 well you should be done it should come

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with a lens a battery a you know freaking

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[ __ ] but no that is not the way red

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sees it the way they see it the more professional you are and the more you're

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spending on your camera the less it should come with and the more you should

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just have buckets of money to spend on all the other crap you're going to need

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you see here let's let's let's get this right out of the way

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first $49,500

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this is the red weapon 8K brain with the helium sensor

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it's capable of shooting it anywhere from 8K down to whatever smaller

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resolution you would want it comes with this sticker yes my friends this sticker

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is included in the box so you can pimp

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the crap out of the brand you just gave tens of thousands of dollars to as if

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they didn't get enough out of you already these are the crappiest Keys

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ever for a case that you're never going

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to use which is a shame because it looks really

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cool but who would actually put the camera in there when it doesn't have

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anything on it this is all you get this

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we're lucky it has a freaking power button and menu navig it doesn't even

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have a screen you can't use it there's no audio where's the XLR audio input no

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you get to buy all the accessories so first is your batteries

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and we're going to bring up we're going to bring up the uh the bill here start

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having a look at this okay so what what is uh what do we pay for a

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battery holy [ __ ]

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$1,500 for the red brick power pack okay

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so for 1,500 us smackaroonies you get four

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batteries and a charger I mean this thing better be made out of like

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titanium that doesn't seem very special I mean you know we're paying for at this

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point is this cool logo that's a really cool logo so inside here is the red

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touch 7-in LCD and when they ask me is

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that good touch or Bad Touch I'm going to tell them it better be really [ __ ]

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good touch because what does this thing cost red touch

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$2,750 do you know how big of a screen I

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can get for $2700 I mean look at this thing okay it

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has has four buttons you know how many buttons the iPhone has that's not an

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iPhone the iPhone has 1 two three four buttons and

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cost less than half that much even at the highest capacity how much capacity

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does this have none okay so how much do we have to pay for the privilege of

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putting a Canon lens on our camera let's find out shall

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we two grand for that what what's this

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PCB made of 2 Grand look at this thing

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black pcbs are more expensive what is a dsm2 base expander

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$1,750 for the base expander so you

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already paid them $50,000 for the camera and then just for

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the privilege of plugging it HDMI out

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onto it which by the way doesn't even output it for K because these [ __ ]

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want you to buy their media instead of outputting to an external capture device

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so that's what you got to pay for the privilege of powering the camera

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controlling crap and like having a

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headphone in unbeliev where does it even go you know what I don't care Brandon

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will figure that out later so for the privilege of connecting a cable to my

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monitor I have to spend another $200

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in order to not have to just plunk it on here it cost me $200 and they don't even

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include a cable do they actually not include a cable with this thing yeah we

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paid more for the we paid for the cable too did this is a

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$240 cable so for the privilege of

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connecting a cable and having a cable

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and of course this is proprietary as I

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mean look at this thing I'll give them credit it's a nice looking this isn't

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even a swivel fitting wow thank God it has braided

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sleeving on it because otherwise I don't know how I'd feel about it so get get

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this this this is a $100 card reader

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$100 for a card reader the reason they

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can give you such a great deal $999.99 on the reader is because they just bent

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you over a barrel on the proprietary media you have to buy red mini Megs

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which by the way are just normal MSA

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ssds they're not even PCI Express m ssds

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in a fancy red enclosure oh and you don't even get red it's like it's a

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black enclosure if you don't buy the 480 or the 960 gig so red makes you buy an

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adapter from their proprietary

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interface to their [ __ ] proprietary

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cable and you spend $200 on each end plus $200 for this dinky ass

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cable to go between them I understand this correctly no no I think I

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understand what's going on here so if it's not enough that they have their

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fist up your ass charging you $1,500 for a battery and a

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charger for the privilege of connecting the battery to the brain you know what

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this come here come here look at this do you know what this is okay so this is

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like a few cents worth of goldplated contact

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there's like a wire inside like there's nothing in here there's a spring oh you

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know what it's probably like $300 spring it's probably the best spring the

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greatest spring there's an ARM for the privilege of actually putting your 100

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it's $150 for

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this look at this thing it's not even

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like a fancy one

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$150 this is like Criminal

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last

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piece dsmc2 side handle

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$950 for us handle of course it makes it easier to

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hold the camera that's not the conversation we're having I don't disagree it should have a handle I

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disagree that I should be paying $1,000 for

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it

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so total damage switching to

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Red

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$138,000 for two red cameras and the

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Bullit accessories that they make you buy

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$60,000 in hard drives to store all this crap on another $20,000 in ndme SSD so

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that all of our editors can edit red footage off of our Nas at the same

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time and what do we get for it

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8K videos that nobody can watch because

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they don't have 8K displays thank you and good

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night we're out of

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here so we're back and if there was any

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doubt in anyone's mind that my level of Rage hadn't been decreased in the

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slightest in the last 2 months let me put that to rest for you yes we have a

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functioning camera look at that o it's probably amazing or some [ __ ] but all

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this time we've had to be recording to an external audio recorder anytime we

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wanted to use the bloody thing for all the money we spent it doesn't have an

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XLR input so we had to wait all this

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time for some third party accessory because oh no the uh the the the red one

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that's like $4,000 by the way that one's not as good so we couldn't have an audio

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input module no we had to wait for the the omod so guess how much one of these

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cost look at this look at this box look at

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this I mean how much does that even weigh

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$2,500 so this replaces the base expander that's

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already on here what the the base expander is

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$1,700 why the did we buy two basic

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banders if we're going to replace them why did we buy two of them we bought two

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$1,700 pieces just in case this one

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stops working normally this is the point in the video where I'd like drop it in

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of Brandon is like the uh

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you know the the wife who spends all your money tips here online this Tech

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tips I'll see you guys again in the future we have a merch store please go

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