WEBVTT 00:00:00.299 --> 00:00:06.899 my friends say they'd watch my tech news today so I'm just gonna wait and until 00:00:04.319 --> 00:00:09.379 they text me before I starting yeah any minute now 00:00:09.780 --> 00:00:17.100 apple is preparing to allow third-party app stores in iOS in European countries 00:00:15.540 --> 00:00:20.699 they get all the best stuff according to a report from Bloomberg who reports on 00:00:19.320 --> 00:00:24.359 all the best stuff the trillion dollar company had a real change of heart oh 00:00:22.800 --> 00:00:29.340 I'm sorry I read that wrong it's in response to a new law who would have 00:00:27.119 --> 00:00:34.320 guessed it Tech just does whatever it wants in North America the eu's digital 00:00:32.099 --> 00:00:39.660 markets act defines companies that meet certain criteria as Gatekeepers which 00:00:37.020 --> 00:00:43.739 are uncool in 2022 and places certain requirements on these Gatekeepers such 00:00:41.640 --> 00:00:48.780 as making sure third-party apps are accessible and for any first party 00:00:46.079 --> 00:00:53.579 messaging services to be interoperable with other services and not to let 00:00:50.700 --> 00:00:56.940 Aragorn into Mordor now we just need to regulate the gaslighters what is this 00:00:55.440 --> 00:01:01.260 like second degree hecklers over here don't get too excited about being able 00:00:58.620 --> 00:01:06.540 to play Tim Cook sexy dress up 20 to 22 on your iPad just yet while the law goes 00:01:04.199 --> 00:01:13.020 into effect in 2023 companies don't have to comply until 2024. what's more Apple 00:01:10.500 --> 00:01:17.760 will have to meet the Law's criteria for gatekeeper and apple will probably fight 00:01:15.240 --> 00:01:22.740 to keep their 30 store commission until the very last possible moment because 00:01:20.700 --> 00:01:27.180 their cool kids think different and if there's one Hill Tim Cook would be 00:01:25.200 --> 00:01:31.140 willing to die on it'll be the one that's made out of money in news that 00:01:29.580 --> 00:01:35.880 will shock no one who watches this YouTube thinks they can do a better job 00:01:33.240 --> 00:01:39.659 at moderating comments you're kidding we think so too the company announced two 00:01:37.799 --> 00:01:43.500 days ago that they are working on improving their automated detection 00:01:41.159 --> 00:01:47.579 systems and machine learning models to identify and remove spam very Facebook 00:01:45.900 --> 00:01:52.020 sounding they further stated that they've improved their detection to keep 00:01:49.380 --> 00:01:57.799 Bots out of live chat so now you can rest easy knowing the account that made 00:01:54.119 --> 00:01:57.799 you cry is a real person 00:01:58.560 --> 00:02:04.740 but wait there's more our YouTube is adding a feature to warn users when 00:02:02.700 --> 00:02:09.179 their comments have been removed and if you keep being naughty you'll receive a 00:02:06.960 --> 00:02:12.900 24-hour timeout and coal in your stalking the timeout length comes from 00:02:11.160 --> 00:02:16.800 the standard practice of making the number of hours of the timeout equal to 00:02:14.819 --> 00:02:20.640 the number of years that you've disappointed your parents 00:02:18.840 --> 00:02:25.920 speaking of bad reputations apparently YouTube's parent company Google or 00:02:23.099 --> 00:02:30.900 alphabet I guess it's both uh has stated that they won't launch a rival to open 00:02:27.959 --> 00:02:35.940 ai's chat GPT chatbot because of the reputational risk the technology poses 00:02:33.720 --> 00:02:39.840 or maybe they figure that before they can teach an AI about the entire world 00:02:37.920 --> 00:02:43.800 they should figure out how to teach a bunch of keyboard Warriors that bullying 00:02:41.760 --> 00:02:47.160 strangers on the Internet is bad it's one of those jokes that deliver without 00:02:45.000 --> 00:02:49.860 understanding it can you tell you can always kind of tell scientists 00:02:48.720 --> 00:02:56.160 at the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory claim to have carried out the first nuclear fusion experiment to 00:02:54.180 --> 00:02:59.940 achieve ignition meaning that the reaction created more energy than it 00:02:58.019 --> 00:03:05.660 took to start it the closest we've come to achieving ignition before this was 00:03:01.620 --> 00:03:08.459 when the remix released in 2002. 00:03:05.660 --> 00:03:14.239 don't listen to it though can't give a rapist royalties 00:03:10.800 --> 00:03:17.940 the facility used 192 lasers to deliver 00:03:14.239 --> 00:03:20.700 2.05 megajoules of energy onto a gold 00:03:17.940 --> 00:03:25.860 cylinder which you can buy just joking the size of a pea that contained a 00:03:22.800 --> 00:03:27.659 frozen cap tool of hydrogen the laser 00:03:25.860 --> 00:03:32.099 sent beams into either end of the cylinder causing x-rays not to be 00:03:29.940 --> 00:03:36.120 confused with all the people named Rey I've previously dated 00:03:33.959 --> 00:03:40.860 to be radiated from the cylinder and compress the capsule into a fusion 00:03:38.220 --> 00:03:45.900 reaction according to nuclear scientist and Fred Rogers if he were a scientist 00:03:43.200 --> 00:03:49.799 Marv Adams is there a picture of this guy 00:03:46.560 --> 00:03:51.780 the reaction created 3.15 megajoules in 00:03:49.799 --> 00:03:57.420 less than the time it would take for light to travel one inch 00:03:55.019 --> 00:04:01.440 redefining what we mean by romance explosion while we haven't made Fusion 00:03:59.159 --> 00:04:05.640 reactors or reality yet we are a huge leap closer than we were before I 00:04:03.599 --> 00:04:10.140 deliver this Tech news eventually Fusion won't just be for stars it'll be from 00:04:07.799 --> 00:04:14.640 normal hard-working people too history of the proletariats now it's time for 00:04:12.599 --> 00:04:18.840 quick bits brought to you by brilliant a Hands-On and interactive way to learn 00:04:16.380 --> 00:04:22.139 stem topics brilliant offers 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steam deck maybe this will bring Tesla stock prices up since their drop 00:05:41.759 --> 00:05:47.880 in value cost Elon his spot as world's richest person 00:05:47.880 --> 00:05:53.940 if there's anything that boosts stock values it's distracted driving why crash 00:05:52.680 --> 00:05:58.680 your game when you can crash your car too the Elon jet Twitter account that 00:05:56.520 --> 00:06:04.500 famously tracked musk's air travel in real time has been suspended 00:06:01.620 --> 00:06:07.860 another win for the big guy Elon previously offered the operator of the 00:06:06.120 --> 00:06:12.539 account five grand to delete the account which he pisses every morning I don't 00:06:10.680 --> 00:06:17.100 want to picture that I guess instead of upping the deal Elon decided to drop 44 00:06:14.820 --> 00:06:21.180 billion on Twitter and just remove it himself except that last month Elon 00:06:19.680 --> 00:06:25.860 tweeted he wouldn't take the account down because of his commitment to free 00:06:23.699 --> 00:06:29.880 speech does that mean changing your mind is even Freer speech what you want to 00:06:28.440 --> 00:06:35.160 stop people from changing their mind okay Pol Pot a laundry list of 00:06:33.060 --> 00:06:39.419 celebrities are being sued for promoting the board ape Yacht Club nfts remember 00:06:38.220 --> 00:06:42.900 those a class action alleges that these 00:06:41.340 --> 00:06:47.280 celebrities were paid to promote the pictures and not disclose that paid 00:06:45.600 --> 00:06:51.240 promotion in an episode of The Tonight Show Jimmy Fallon and Paris Hilton 00:06:49.139 --> 00:06:56.120 created the most uncomfortable 77 seconds on television by talking about 00:06:53.039 --> 00:06:59.639 their personal monkey pictures 00:06:56.120 --> 00:07:03.560 turns out that was an ad no not for the 00:06:59.639 --> 00:07:03.560 nfts it was for Cyanide 00:07:04.220 --> 00:07:10.440 apparently multi-million dollar companies like Square Enix can't even 00:07:07.680 --> 00:07:15.060 afford stock image fees Crisis Core Final Fantasy VII reunion came out 00:07:12.419 --> 00:07:18.780 yesterday and fans found a picture with a Getty Images watermark on it 00:07:16.919 --> 00:07:23.880 apparently the images of painting from 1881 that was stretched to fit in its 00:07:21.419 --> 00:07:28.979 virtual frame I've never felt better about my Photoshop skills than I do 00:07:26.220 --> 00:07:32.699 right now oh you're fired and you'll never feel better than when you come 00:07:30.419 --> 00:07:37.259 back on Friday for more Tech news we're like a big loving family that 00:07:34.979 --> 00:07:40.620 never touches or talks in Life or texts me to tell me that they're not going to 00:07:38.400 --> 00:07:45.860 be able to watch the show we did it anyway 00:07:42.479 --> 00:07:45.860 pull pot thank you