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apple is preparing to allow third-party app stores in iOS in European countries
they get all the best stuff according to a report from Bloomberg who reports on
all the best stuff the trillion dollar company had a real change of heart oh
I'm sorry I read that wrong it's in response to a new law who would have
guessed it Tech just does whatever it wants in North America the eu's digital
markets act defines companies that meet certain criteria as Gatekeepers which
are uncool in 2022 and places certain requirements on these Gatekeepers such
as making sure third-party apps are accessible and for any first party
messaging services to be interoperable with other services and not to let
Aragorn into Mordor now we just need to regulate the gaslighters what is this
like second degree hecklers over here don't get too excited about being able
to play Tim Cook sexy dress up 20 to 22 on your iPad just yet while the law goes
into effect in 2023 companies don't have to comply until 2024. what's more Apple
will have to meet the Law's criteria for gatekeeper and apple will probably fight
to keep their 30 store commission until the very last possible moment because
their cool kids think different and if there's one Hill Tim Cook would be
willing to die on it'll be the one that's made out of money in news that
will shock no one who watches this YouTube thinks they can do a better job
at moderating comments you're kidding we think so too the company announced two
days ago that they are working on improving their automated detection
systems and machine learning models to identify and remove spam very Facebook
sounding they further stated that they've improved their detection to keep
Bots out of live chat so now you can rest easy knowing the account that made
you cry is a real person
but wait there's more our YouTube is adding a feature to warn users when
their comments have been removed and if you keep being naughty you'll receive a
24-hour timeout and coal in your stalking the timeout length comes from
the standard practice of making the number of hours of the timeout equal to
the number of years that you've disappointed your parents
speaking of bad reputations apparently YouTube's parent company Google or
alphabet I guess it's both uh has stated that they won't launch a rival to open
ai's chat GPT chatbot because of the reputational risk the technology poses
or maybe they figure that before they can teach an AI about the entire world
they should figure out how to teach a bunch of keyboard Warriors that bullying
strangers on the Internet is bad it's one of those jokes that deliver without
understanding it can you tell you can always kind of tell scientists
at the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory claim to have carried out the first nuclear fusion experiment to
achieve ignition meaning that the reaction created more energy than it
took to start it the closest we've come to achieving ignition before this was
when the remix released in 2002.
don't listen to it though can't give a rapist royalties
the facility used 192 lasers to deliver
2.05 megajoules of energy onto a gold
cylinder which you can buy just joking the size of a pea that contained a
frozen cap tool of hydrogen the laser
sent beams into either end of the cylinder causing x-rays not to be
confused with all the people named Rey I've previously dated
to be radiated from the cylinder and compress the capsule into a fusion
reaction according to nuclear scientist and Fred Rogers if he were a scientist
Marv Adams is there a picture of this guy
the reaction created 3.15 megajoules in
less than the time it would take for light to travel one inch
redefining what we mean by romance explosion while we haven't made Fusion
reactors or reality yet we are a huge leap closer than we were before I
deliver this Tech news eventually Fusion won't just be for stars it'll be from
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meta is facing a two billion dollar lawsuit for allegedly failing to
moderate violent posts in Ethiopia see what I said before the son of Ethiopian
academic Professor marang Amar Abra my
best who was killed last year after being attacked and doxed in Facebook
posts has filed a lawsuit in keny's High Court internal documents have shown that
Facebook knew about the post but failed to take them down before they were used
to Target the professor you guys don't get it though they really needed to work
on the metaverse it's really important in much lighter news steam gaming has
come to Tesla's a holiday update now
allows 2022 models s and x with 16
gigabytes of memory to run basically any game that's been verified to run well on
the steam deck maybe this will bring Tesla stock prices up since their drop
in value cost Elon his spot as world's richest person
if there's anything that boosts stock values it's distracted driving why crash
your game when you can crash your car too the Elon jet Twitter account that
famously tracked musk's air travel in real time has been suspended
another win for the big guy Elon previously offered the operator of the
account five grand to delete the account which he pisses every morning I don't
want to picture that I guess instead of upping the deal Elon decided to drop 44
billion on Twitter and just remove it himself except that last month Elon
tweeted he wouldn't take the account down because of his commitment to free
speech does that mean changing your mind is even Freer speech what you want to
stop people from changing their mind okay Pol Pot a laundry list of
celebrities are being sued for promoting the board ape Yacht Club nfts remember
those a class action alleges that these
celebrities were paid to promote the pictures and not disclose that paid
promotion in an episode of The Tonight Show Jimmy Fallon and Paris Hilton
created the most uncomfortable 77 seconds on television by talking about
their personal monkey pictures
turns out that was an ad no not for the
nfts it was for Cyanide
apparently multi-million dollar companies like Square Enix can't even
afford stock image fees Crisis Core Final Fantasy VII reunion came out
yesterday and fans found a picture with a Getty Images watermark on it
apparently the images of painting from 1881 that was stretched to fit in its
virtual frame I've never felt better about my Photoshop skills than I do
right now oh you're fired and you'll never feel better than when you come
back on Friday for more Tech news we're like a big loving family that
never touches or talks in Life or texts me to tell me that they're not going to
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