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excited about being able to play Tim Cook sexy dress up 20 to 22 on your iPad just yet while the law goes into effect in 2023 companies don't have to comply until 2024. what's more Apple will have to meet the Law's criteria for gatekeeper and apple will probably fight to keep their 30 store commission until the very last possible moment because their cool kids think different and if there's one Hill Tim Cook would be willing to die on it'll be the one that's made out of money in news that will shock no one who watches this YouTube thinks they can do a better job at moderating comments you're kidding we think so too the company announced two days ago that they are working on improving their automated detection systems and machine learning models to identify and remove spam very Facebook sounding they further stated that they've improved their detection to keep Bots out of live chat so now you can rest easy knowing the account that made you cry is a real person but wait there's more our YouTube is adding a feature to warn users when their comments have been removed and if you keep being naughty you'll receive a 24-hour timeout and coal in your stalking the timeout length comes from the standard practice of making the number of hours of the timeout equal to the number of years that you've disappointed your parents speaking of bad reputations apparently YouTube's parent company Google or alphabet I guess it's both uh has stated that they won't launch a rival to open ai's chat GPT chatbot because of the reputational risk the technology poses or maybe they figure that before they can teach an AI about the entire world they should figure out how to teach a bunch of keyboard Warriors that bullying strangers on the Internet is bad it's one of those jokes that deliver without understanding it can you tell you can always kind of tell scientists at the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory claim to have carried out the first nuclear fusion experiment to achieve ignition meaning that the reaction created more energy than it took to start it the closest we've come to achieving ignition before this was when the remix released in 2002. don't listen to it though can't give a rapist royalties the facility used 192 lasers to deliver 2.05 megajoules of energy onto a gold cylinder which you can buy just joking the size of a pea that contained a frozen cap tool of hydrogen the laser sent beams into either end of the cylinder causing x-rays not to be confused with all the people named Rey I've previously dated to be radiated from the cylinder and compress the capsule into a fusion reaction according to nuclear scientist and Fred Rogers if he were a scientist Marv Adams is there a picture of this guy the reaction created 3.15 megajoules in less than the time it would take for light to travel one inch redefining what we mean by romance explosion while we haven't made Fusion reactors or reality yet we are a huge leap closer than we were before I deliver this Tech news eventually Fusion won't just be for stars it'll be from normal hard-working people too history of the proletariats now it's time for quick bits brought to you by brilliant a Hands-On and interactive way to learn stem topics brilliant offers thousands of lessons with new topics to learn each month like their computer science fundamentals course their services can be used to supplement a college education or you can use it if getting smart is just a passion of yours after all if you don't understand the basics behind a problem where do you even start your troubleshooting and if you can't answer that the foundational logic course might be for you the first 200 people that head to brilliant.org Tech link will get 20 off an annual premium subscription I think that deal is Bri very good so go ahead get smart quick bits don't last very long and they're insecure about it stop bringing it up meta is facing a two billion dollar lawsuit for allegedly failing to moderate violent posts in Ethiopia see what I said before the son of Ethiopian academic Professor marang Amar Abra my best who was killed last year after being attacked and doxed in Facebook posts has filed a lawsuit in keny's High Court internal documents have shown that Facebook knew about the post but failed to take them down before they were used to Target the professor you guys don't get it though they really needed to work on the metaverse it's really important in much lighter news steam gaming has come to Tesla's a holiday update now allows 2022 models s and x with 16 gigabytes of memory to run basically any game that's been verified to run well on the steam deck maybe this will bring Tesla stock prices up since their drop in value cost Elon his spot as world's richest person if there's anything that boosts stock values it's distracted driving why crash your game when you can crash your car too the Elon jet Twitter account that famously tracked musk's air travel in real time has been suspended another win for the big guy Elon previously offered the operator of the account five grand to delete the account which he pisses every morning I don't want to picture that I guess instead of upping the deal Elon decided to drop 44 billion on Twitter and just remove it himself except that last month Elon tweeted he wouldn't take the account down because of his commitment to free speech does that mean changing your mind is even Freer speech what you want to stop people from changing their mind okay Pol Pot a laundry list of celebrities are being sued for promoting the board ape Yacht Club nfts remember those a class action alleges that these celebrities were paid to promote the pictures and not disclose that paid promotion in an episode of The Tonight Show Jimmy Fallon and Paris Hilton created the most uncomfortable 77 seconds on television by talking about their personal monkey pictures turns out that was an ad no not for the nfts it was for Cyanide apparently multi-million dollar companies like Square Enix can't even afford stock image fees Crisis Core Final Fantasy VII reunion came out yesterday and fans found a picture with a Getty Images watermark on it apparently the images of painting from 1881 that was stretched to fit in its virtual frame I've never felt better about my Photoshop skills than I do right now oh you're fired and you'll never feel better than when you come back on Friday for more Tech news we're like a big loving family that never touches or talks in Life or texts me to tell me that they're not going to be able to watch the show we did it anyway pull pot thank you"}