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Tech News. It's the story of us and our

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eventual replacement by sentient vacuums. It sucks. They deserve it. They work hard.

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Microsoft was found guilty in 2001 for artificially boosting Internet Explorer

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using its Monopoly power. But now, 20 years later, the company is trying the

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same thing with Edge. The latest build of Windows 11 breaks the functionality

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of a widely used tool called Edge Deflector, used to mitigate Microsoft's

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annoying practice of making every web link in a built-in Windows feature open

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in Edge, even if your default browser is set to something else. Thankfully,

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developer Robert Mail has created a new tool called MS Edge Redirect that works

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around Microsoft's workaround that broke the first workaround. Counter counter measures

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so users can stay one step ahead of Microsoft's desperate attempts to

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please, please use Edge. We we even made

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it Chrome. It's just Chrome now. Just use it, please. I guess they're not

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worried about antitrust because that lawsuit was about Internet Explorer. This is Edge. It's completely non-over

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overlapping. Stop edging us. I'm getting edged.

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Gamers were excited yesterday when Rockstar launched the highly anticipated

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Grand Theft Auto Trilogy Definitive Edition, only to have their excitement

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turned to horror as the PC version suffered from graphical glitches, major

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issues with the Rockstar Launcher app, and annoying online check-in

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requirements that made the game unplayable when the servers went offline.

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That's video games, baby. These are these are from like the PS1.

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Got to check in. We got to know where you how are you doing? Do you like the

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game? Rockstar has now pulled the game from sale on PC until they can fix the

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multiple problems. Although the trilogy is still available on consoles.

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Apparently Rockstar has a history of screwing up the launch of remastered

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versions of its games. So, you'd think they'd take the time to iron things out

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for this one. But maybe the launch itself is the same kind of

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tongue-in-cheek commentary on how much game launches suck sometimes. Be very on

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brand. No, no, no, no, no. I punched a sex worker in game to make a statement.

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You don't get it. And didn't pick up her cash.

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So, points. And following intense community backlash, Discord CEO Jason

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Citroen sounds delicious. Lemony has done the old walkback after

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indicating his company was getting on board the NFT train. Oh no. It all

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started earlier this week when Citroen replied to a tweet from a crypto

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investor with an image of a Discord build featuring integration with a

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couple crypto wallet apps. Then the Discord community exploded, threatening

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to cancel Nitro subscriptions to avoid encouraging pyramid schemes that destroy

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the environment. Do they mean Ponzi schemes?

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That's different, actually. You got to get your schemes right. That's a different scheme.

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I know. Go check out Investipedia. A

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couple days later, Citroen tweeted that his original image showed an internal

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concept that Discord has no plans to ship. And for now, they're focused on

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protecting users from spam, scams, and fraud. The holy trinity, the evil. So,

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Discord users don't have to worry. I mean, if Discord does ship an NFT

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primordial soup. Speaking of superfluous pixels, Google accidentally pushed a

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nearly 2 GB update to Pixel phones running Android 12 this week. That was

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completely unnecessary because the update was the Android 12 build they

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were already running. Hold on to your Ryzen CPUs because a new cryptocurrency

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called Raptorium can be mined most effectively on CPUs with large L3 caches

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like AMD's Ryzen, Threadripper, and Epic processors. As if there weren't

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enough things keeping tech products out of consumers hands, now we may be looking at a new wave of scalpers

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targeting Team Red. Because you just told me to go and buy it.

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Oh no, no, you're part of the problem. Whoopsies.

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Apparently, mining difficulty for the coin is going up with earnings going

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down. So, hopefully these raptors get thrown off the fence soon. Or

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no, Microsoft has added some nice quality of

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life updates to the Xbox PC app, which now supports custom install locations

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for games, faster downloads, those are

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the special ones, and support for game mods just like Steam. Unfortunately, the

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whole app only opens as a tab in Microsoft Edge, so there's still some

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work to do. Stop edging us. And the world's first iPhone with a USBC

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port has been sold on eBay for $86,000.

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The device is a custom modded iPhone 10 built by robotics engineering student

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Ken Pelonal, who warned potential buyers

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that they shouldn't try to use the phone as an actual phone because doing

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basically anything with it uh might break it. This phone has one life to live. Once

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it's dead, it's dead. And it's worth86,000.

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I think that's worth a middle class salary. Phone that doesn't work.

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Continuing this video is not worth it, though. So, come back on Monday for more

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tech news delivered either by me or a

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sentient vacuum. I'm We're working on getting them in. The shipment is

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This sucks.
