WEBVTT 00:00:00.040 --> 00:00:06.839 light speed is too slow we're going to have to go to Ludicrous Speed actually 00:00:05.319 --> 00:00:11.920 Elon Musk kind of ruined that joke for me Japanese researchers have announced a 00:00:08.840 --> 00:00:14.400 new record download speed of 402 00:00:11.920 --> 00:00:18.600 terabits a second using standard commercially available Fiber Optic 00:00:16.039 --> 00:00:22.800 Cables that's 25% faster than the former record which is also crazy fast that's 00:00:20.720 --> 00:00:28.640 fast enough to download the entire 400 GB file for Arc survival evolved in 00:00:25.240 --> 00:00:29.960 under 7 thousand of a second these 00:00:28.640 --> 00:00:33.120 Engineers used as many trans transmission banss as possible in 00:00:31.720 --> 00:00:40.079 combination with bleeding edge amplifiers and gain equalizers Glen to 00:00:36.800 --> 00:00:43.360 achieve a total signal bandwidth of 00:00:40.079 --> 00:00:45.440 37.6 terahertz sadly even the highest 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thunderbow 5 ports right now and also these burrito bows just 00:01:23.920 --> 00:01:30.799 keep they're decadent guacamole keeps going up and up I need to pay rent 00:01:28.600 --> 00:01:37.200 Chipotle according to Android authority sources within Google tell them that the 00:01:32.920 --> 00:01:40.640 upcoming pixel 99 will have new AI 00:01:37.200 --> 00:01:42.240 features these include adme studio and 00:01:40.640 --> 00:01:45.680 pixel screenshots the first is apparently a camera feature that helps 00:01:43.840 --> 00:01:50.759 capture a group of people in a single shot while the second is rumored to be 00:01:47.920 --> 00:01:55.040 some kind of AI image generator as for Pixel screenshots sources say it's an 00:01:53.119 --> 00:02:00.159 opt-in feature that will collect user screenshots alongside metadata and an AI 00:01:58.240 --> 00:02:03.439 generated summary of the image I'll figure out a way to use it other leaks 00:02:01.840 --> 00:02:09.080 from the sources have claimed 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lying or once again a tech company is shocked that 00:05:20.000 --> 00:05:26.720 haphazardly slapping a plagiarism machine and something has 00:05:24.400 --> 00:05:31.199 consequences figma balls and the leadup to the American presidential catastrophe 00:05:28.840 --> 00:05:35.039 I mean election a network of websites apparently based out of Russia are 00:05:33.080 --> 00:05:38.560 pumping out large amounts of fake AI generated news stories while pretending 00:05:36.680 --> 00:05:44.160 to be local American news outlets they're using names like the Houston 00:05:40.440 --> 00:05:46.240 Post the Boston times DC weekly and even 00:05:44.160 --> 00:05:50.600 the titles of real but defunct newspapers the highest profile of these 00:05:48.560 --> 00:05:55.400 fake stories was a lurd claim that the first lady of Ukraine had bought a brand 00:05:52.400 --> 00:05:57.360 new Bugatti in Paris using money from 00:05:55.400 --> 00:06:00.479 American military aid she then presumably burnt the star spangle Banner 00:05:59.280 --> 00:06:04.080 in front of a a starving veteran and drop kicked a puppy with terminal cancer 00:06:02.520 --> 00:06:08.720 I heard she doesn't even like apple pie she likes borch pie they're sick over 00:06:07.039 --> 00:06:11.800 there researchers that two Chinese universities have developed a brain 00:06:10.160 --> 00:06:17.520 computer interface chip designed to allow small lab grown brain organoids to 00:06:15.160 --> 00:06:20.880 control electronics and eventually robots and my brain is definitely an 00:06:19.360 --> 00:06:24.919 organoid this is not sci-fi this is actually real although that picture of 00:06:23.000 --> 00:06:28.720 the little brain ball in the robot is just a mockup processing chips powered 00:06:27.080 --> 00:06:32.880 by hundreds of thousands of human brain cells are currently being developed by 00:06:30.360 --> 00:06:37.080 cortical Labs in Australia University of Indiana researchers and swiss startup 00:06:34.840 --> 00:06:40.800 final spark who are researching using dopamine as a reward mechanism what we 00:06:39.360 --> 00:06:44.880 really need is other scientists to create adolescent anthropomorphic 00:06:42.680 --> 00:06:49.000 fighting reptiles to take these things down if they get out of hand and also 00:06:47.160 --> 00:06:53.000 prop up the pizza economy a new San Francisco app called toight wants to 00:06:51.199 --> 00:06:57.240 help people determine what nightclub they want to hit by installing cameras 00:06:55.440 --> 00:07:01.520 in partner venues and live streaming Club interiors and you're not going to 00:06:59.000 --> 00:07:05.039 believe this but some clubgoers are upset sure the average American is 00:07:03.639 --> 00:07:09.039 captured on multiple security cameras every day but those camera feuds aren't 00:07:07.039 --> 00:07:12.840 turning random people trying to have fun into involuntary reality TV stars if you 00:07:11.479 --> 00:07:17.280 want to observe people getting Wilder and more embarrassing over time that's 00:07:14.720 --> 00:07:22.319 what Twitter's for and drone maker DJI has announced an electric mountain bike 00:07:19.240 --> 00:07:24.319 called the am flow PL making what the 00:07:22.319 --> 00:07:27.800 company calls a natural move into an adjacent product category perhaps 00:07:25.960 --> 00:07:32.360 because they're staring down the barrel of a US ban on their own drones and the 00:07:30.199 --> 00:07:38.280 CCP has never spied on anyone through a bike yet in other news Sky elements just 00:07:35.759 --> 00:07:41.919 got FAA approval to attach fireworks to its drones because Americans might be 00:07:40.199 --> 00:07:45.919 scared of Chinese drones but they're apparently fine with attaching glittery 00:07:43.800 --> 00:07:49.599 explosives to a swarm of flying American drones and you should swarm on back to 00:07:47.960 --> 00:07:55.280 another episode of TechLink this Friday nobody's going to lose a finger I promise it's almost never happened here 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