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listen carefully the techniques i'm about to give you could be the difference between life or death wait

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really it's possible okay gamestop a retail

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chain known for selling games consoles and accessories has started selling pc

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graphics cards at a time when graphics cards are out of stock literally

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everywhere this is nice you know sometimes the world starts to feel too

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rational and you just need something nonsensically silly to shake things up a

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bit you know like when we're human beings with emotions things get messy

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anyways gamestop currently has rtx 3000 series gpus listed on their website

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which you can't buy because they're all out of stock just like they are

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everywhere else thanks to worldwide semiconductor shortages i'm assuming

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gamestop didn't have the money to expand in this fashion six months ago but now

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well their stock is riding high baby diamond hands all around i shall remain

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concerned for their long-term health however if this is what the company use

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as a wealth auto strategic business decision

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did they even buy any or did they just put it on the website and put out of

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stock apple has been weathering monopoly

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accusations over the way it runs the iOS app store for some time now but now the

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company is trying a new defense in response to an australian antitrust

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complaint about the absence of alternative methods for app distribution

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on iOS apple said that developers can always

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just make a freaking web app apple calls

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web browsers platforms that can host progressive web applications that

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eliminate the need to download an app through an app store and notes amazon

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microsoft and google are making their respective cloud gaming services

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available on iOS as web apps so i guess apple is content with a few hooligans

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hop in the fence as long as it means apple doesn't have to open the main gate

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what you you want to let those fortnite characters back in with their silly

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dances and banana suits but absolutely not

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the opposite of indubitably undoably and

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amazon is once again trying to convince the public that actually their

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workplaces are really great and everything's nice and of course no one

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is peeing in bottles because they'll get in trouble for taking a bathroom break

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they don't do that they have urinals everywhere it's a

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great place to work if you have a penis no i made that part out it's bad for

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penises after concerns were raised with the company's drivers having to consent

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to biometric monitoring thanks to new cameras and sensors and delivery vans

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attention has been drawn once again to the numerous stories of employees having

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to pee in bottles and continue scanning packages in the bathroom to hit hourly

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quotas wait which one is it riley i'm in the bathroom

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i'm in the bathroom being in a bottle the toilets are full they give us too

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much water an amazon twitter account responded to

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such claims by posting you don't really believe that peeing in bottles thing do

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you and i'm not gonna lie it almost worked until employees

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appeared in greater numbers with stories and receipts receipts

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for the bottles honestly amazon you should just own it

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tweet this yeah our workers pee in bottles and they're super fast and

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accurate too virtually no spillage besides you're in a sterile so is it

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really that big of a deal if some gets on your package that you receive only

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hours after you order it take a chill pill love amazon or amazon how will you

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do a tech solution like catheters for every employee duh

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public service announcement update your iphone ipad and apple watch right after

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this video is over do it because apple just released two security updates for

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iOS and watch os that patch a vulnerability actively being exploited

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by hackers in real life who take advantage of the fact that people like

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you don't think apple gadgets can get hacked well well they can yes they can

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but not yours because you're about to do it after this video after this video respawn has banned two

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top level apex legends players after in-game videos surfaced showing the

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server crashing right after they get knocked down when the game

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comes back the two players revive themselves and kill their attackers kind

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of making it look like they ddosed the servers

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and maybe that's how they climbed the rank so quickly to begin with better for

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respawn to take the players down now than their own guilt years later as they

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stare down at a post-apocalyptic earth from a spacex rocket thinking about how

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they might have contributed to society's decline and trust me fellas it ain't

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worth it i've been there i've had i've had that been to mars killed a man for a

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tank of gas before in a surprising move razer has announced

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that they're actually going to make one of their wacky concept devices a reality

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they're going to do it specifically the RGB enabled face mask called project

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hazel by the time they actually make it and get it into production kovid will

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hopefully not be as much of an issue but hey it's still a super cool mask and

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this pandemic has tainted me for life anyway so

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might as well i feel uncomfortable right now it's a souvenir give me this thing and the

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world is enthralled by the massive cargo ship currently stuck sideways in the

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suez canal causing possibly the most horrific traffic jam in the history of

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humanity but the verge has posted a handy guide to get updates on the big

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boy most of which will probably just say yeah it's still stuck what a year people

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that's the first quarter for you and what an episode it was wow remember

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update your iphones and come back on monday for more news about this crazy

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wonderful stupid world we're living in it never ends well just kidding the

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world's going to end