listen carefully the techniques i'm about to give you could be the difference between life or death wait
really it's possible okay gamestop a retail
chain known for selling games consoles and accessories has started selling pc
graphics cards at a time when graphics cards are out of stock literally
everywhere this is nice you know sometimes the world starts to feel too
rational and you just need something nonsensically silly to shake things up a
bit you know like when we're human beings with emotions things get messy
anyways gamestop currently has rtx 3000 series gpus listed on their website
which you can't buy because they're all out of stock just like they are
everywhere else thanks to worldwide semiconductor shortages i'm assuming
gamestop didn't have the money to expand in this fashion six months ago but now
well their stock is riding high baby diamond hands all around i shall remain
concerned for their long-term health however if this is what the company use
as a wealth auto strategic business decision
did they even buy any or did they just put it on the website and put out of
stock apple has been weathering monopoly
accusations over the way it runs the iOS app store for some time now but now the
company is trying a new defense in response to an australian antitrust
complaint about the absence of alternative methods for app distribution
on iOS apple said that developers can always
just make a freaking web app apple calls
web browsers platforms that can host progressive web applications that
eliminate the need to download an app through an app store and notes amazon
microsoft and google are making their respective cloud gaming services
available on iOS as web apps so i guess apple is content with a few hooligans
hop in the fence as long as it means apple doesn't have to open the main gate
what you you want to let those fortnite characters back in with their silly
dances and banana suits but absolutely not
the opposite of indubitably undoably and
amazon is once again trying to convince the public that actually their
workplaces are really great and everything's nice and of course no one
is peeing in bottles because they'll get in trouble for taking a bathroom break
they don't do that they have urinals everywhere it's a
great place to work if you have a penis no i made that part out it's bad for
penises after concerns were raised with the company's drivers having to consent
to biometric monitoring thanks to new cameras and sensors and delivery vans
attention has been drawn once again to the numerous stories of employees having
to pee in bottles and continue scanning packages in the bathroom to hit hourly
quotas wait which one is it riley i'm in the bathroom
i'm in the bathroom being in a bottle the toilets are full they give us too
much water an amazon twitter account responded to
such claims by posting you don't really believe that peeing in bottles thing do
you and i'm not gonna lie it almost worked until employees
appeared in greater numbers with stories and receipts receipts
for the bottles honestly amazon you should just own it
tweet this yeah our workers pee in bottles and they're super fast and
accurate too virtually no spillage besides you're in a sterile so is it
really that big of a deal if some gets on your package that you receive only
hours after you order it take a chill pill love amazon or amazon how will you
do a tech solution like catheters for every employee duh
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dropping like flies Intel has confirmed that their
high-powered dg2 graphics cards will come in three
variants 128 384 and 512 execution units
the information comes from Intel's official repository website which is
only accessible to those under nda thankfully
videocards.com pull the robinhood the good kind and let us know thanks
video cards although i do wish you were a real video card without the
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public service announcement update your iphone ipad and apple watch right after
this video is over do it because apple just released two security updates for
iOS and watch os that patch a vulnerability actively being exploited
by hackers in real life who take advantage of the fact that people like
you don't think apple gadgets can get hacked well well they can yes they can
but not yours because you're about to do it after this video after this video respawn has banned two
top level apex legends players after in-game videos surfaced showing the
server crashing right after they get knocked down when the game
comes back the two players revive themselves and kill their attackers kind
of making it look like they ddosed the servers
and maybe that's how they climbed the rank so quickly to begin with better for
respawn to take the players down now than their own guilt years later as they
stare down at a post-apocalyptic earth from a spacex rocket thinking about how
they might have contributed to society's decline and trust me fellas it ain't
worth it i've been there i've had i've had that been to mars killed a man for a
tank of gas before in a surprising move razer has announced
that they're actually going to make one of their wacky concept devices a reality
they're going to do it specifically the RGB enabled face mask called project
hazel by the time they actually make it and get it into production kovid will
hopefully not be as much of an issue but hey it's still a super cool mask and
this pandemic has tainted me for life anyway so
might as well i feel uncomfortable right now it's a souvenir give me this thing and the
world is enthralled by the massive cargo ship currently stuck sideways in the
suez canal causing possibly the most horrific traffic jam in the history of
humanity but the verge has posted a handy guide to get updates on the big
boy most of which will probably just say yeah it's still stuck what a year people
that's the first quarter for you and what an episode it was wow remember
update your iphones and come back on monday for more news about this crazy
wonderful stupid world we're living in it never ends well just kidding the
world's going to end