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CES is officially over, which means it's time to talk about the weird stuff.

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And so today's video will also be a little weird in regards to its structure.

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Which stories are quick bits? We don't know! AI startup Rabbit came out of nowhere and took CES by storm with the announcement of the R1,

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a $200 device that dares to ask the question, what if the Google Assistant was good?

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CEO and founder Jesse Liu claims the slick looking device,

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co-designed with Teenage Engineering, is powered by a large action model, or L-A-M.

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Lam. Thank you. That can, similarly to the $700 humane AI pin, act as a sort of universal voice assistant,

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performing actions on computer applications as if it was a human with a soul.

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It thinks it's people. Apparently, the model was trained by humans using popular apps so it could learn, for example,

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what a settings icon or an order now button looks like, even though those should be pretty

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self-explanatory. But if it's still too dumb to figure something out, you can enter training mode and teach the

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device specific tasks yourself. As an example, Liu says you could walk the R1 through the steps

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to remove a watermark from a Photoshop image, and after just 30 seconds of processing,

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the device will then be able to automatically remove all watermarks going forward.

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Kinda weird that I have to teach the AI how to steal content, but whatever.

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Why would they make that the demo it does? The R1 has really fired up the AI true believers, and to be fair, a $200 device with no subscription

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that promises that IT is what everyone thought Siri and Alexa were going to be.

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It does sound cool. It also maybe sounds too good to be true, but that didn't stop the company from selling out

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two 10,000 unit pre-order batches in just two days.

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And can 20,000 tech bros be wrong? Automakers made a splash at CES this year with Hyundai announcing they want to make hydrogen

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cool again, now that everyone is kinda cooling off on EVs.

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The South Korean company claims it wants to help make the infrastructure for a hydrogen society

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and fuel it by making hydrogen gas out of plastic and sewage.

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Is that every hole? Yep. What water?

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Hyundai's head of fuel cell development says sewage can be digested by a microorganism to

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create biogas, and that biogas can be upgraded into hydrogen.

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To be fair, anything is an upgrade when you're technically poop, made from poop.

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That's what biogas is. Oh, like methane.

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Other automakers had different ideas. Honda decided to promote their upcoming zero series of EVs by not talking much about them

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and showing concept cars instead. Allegedly, the first zero series model is based on one of the concepts, but we have no idea what

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that means. But at least they actually make cars. LG decided to design a car just to advertise what they think the future looks like.

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They put a fridge in the front of the cabin so it could pick up groceries for you since the car

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is autonomous. Something that's really easy to say about a fake car.

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If you decide you want to drive it, however, a steering wheel will pop out on command.

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That doesn't drive the car.

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It'll just make you feel like you're driving. Again, you cannot drive it.

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But all 700 of the displays inside the concept look great.

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Nice job, LG. Samsung reintroduced their Bali robot that debuted at CES 2020, but now it's got a new

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look and may actually be released this year. If you didn't know, Bali is a ball.

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Sat on three wheels that patrols your house and sends you texts about what's happening

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at home while you're not there. Like a six-year-old that caught a hold of someone's smartphone.

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I moved my Legos. According to the YouTube video, Bali has a projector it can use to entertain your dog

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with bird videos or extravagantly welcome you back home.

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Other than the projector, it seems a lot like LG's Q9 robot we previously covered.

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But without the eyes that look like they've seen things, they can never unsee.

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If Bali doesn't do enough for your dog, there's the Oro Dog Companion,

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a smart bot specifically designed as a pet nanny.

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It connects to an automatic pet feeder to dispense meals,

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but the robot can dispense treats by itself and has a ball thrower for playing fetch.

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It even has two-way audio and a video screen so you can talk to your dog.

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For just $800, you can have a parasocial relationship with your own pet,

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for people who like the idea of having a dog.

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If you don't feel like your dog is doing enough for you,

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Hong Kong-based startup Zoo Gears can help turn your pooch into your personal pianist.

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Sort of. Their device called the butter?

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What consists of four light-up buttons that you can train your dog to play?

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And if you don't want to give out the treats yourself, there's an upcoming feeder attachment that will automatically reward your dog.

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Now, your hands are free enough to jam alongside Fido in a two-piece band.

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Go on tour, call yourselves Simon and Raar Funkel, and you'll be a hit.

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Why? Why do you want-

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Because it's cute, it looks cute. Oh, on the subject of dog music, Japanese startup One by One Music

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trained an AI to make music specifically for dogs struggling with separation anxiety.

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Oh, this is perfect for all the dogs that it will be taken care of by these robots.

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The company claims that many dogs adopted during the pandemic

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are having a hard time with their humans heading back to the office.

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Their solution is AI-generated music you leave on when you head out for work,

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but they don't know the difference. Sure, it costs $7 a month, but One by One claims your dog's stress

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can be reduced by 84% just by having their AI DJ play lo-fi beats to chill slash sniff butts to.

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Which would be perfect if there were any butts around for them to sniff, but no one's there.

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But fret not, cat lovers, there's even some weird tech for you.

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A Swiss startup called Flappy showed off an AI-powered cat door

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that locks automatically if your feline friend tries to bring in a mouse or other prey.

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Because they're a lonely as s***. None of these pets have friends.

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Yeah, that's why the cat's got a mouse in his mouth. He wants to be its friend.

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He wants a friend, but he doesn't know how not to kill the mouse. The company claims it has a unique and proprietary dataset of videos featuring

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different cats in different lighting conditions holding different things in their mouth.

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The startup also claims the cat flap's assessments are right more than 90% of the time.

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So you may still get the occasional mouse.

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But come on, your cat works 30 minutes a day to try and put food on the table,

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and this is the thanks it gets? Getting the door slammed?

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I only get 14 hours of sleep a day. Now it's time.

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And away! We now continue this special oops all quick bits episode of Techlinked.

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It's not part of a balanced breakfast, it's too much sugar. In a slightly expected move, Kohler debuted smart shower technology,

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so alluring one tech radar journalist was nearly driven to public indecency just for a rinse.

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The company showed off a multi-sensory showering experience using their Anthem Plus showering

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system, thankfully unrelated to the game. The tech allows users to control lighting, sound, water temperature and flow and even steam.

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The system can be controlled with Google Home or Amazon Alexa and costs only hundreds.

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Not including the compatible thermostatic valve required for installation.

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Though to be fair, if you own a shower with six shower outlets, you can afford a $2,000 valve.

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You could probably also afford the PureWash E930 Bedet toilet seat that lets you ask Google

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to clean your butt. Aside from voice control, the seat has motion activated opening and closing,

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UV self-cleaning and even a child safe mode.

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I wouldn't let my child anywhere near this thing, but okay. You don't love them enough to have a clean butt?

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If you like looking at birds but can't be bothered to learn their names,

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Swarovski Optic has a solution for you.

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Their AX Visio are a set of 10x magnification binoculars that also features an AI that will

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identify over 9,000 species of birds and other wildlife.

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The best part is, you won't know whether it's making it up. After identifying the subject, text will pop up with a species name like a Bethesda RPG.

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Even better, the binoculars are actually a camera.

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Now, you can always remember the moment. You finally spotted a fluffy-backed tit babbler.

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Real bird. BIRDFACTS!

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Motion-capturing gloves aren't the newest tech in the world, but what the palm plug has going for it is the fact that it doesn't make you look like your

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idea of a hacker hasn't been updated since the 80s. Its minimalist design will no doubt make it more welcoming to patients with limited mobility,

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since palm plugs creators designed it partially for therapeutic purposes.

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But it's also got haptic feedback and can be pre-ordered for just 350 bucks,

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so you're also allowed to use it for gaming or to bypass the virtual reality firewall

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protecting the greed-corp servers. This ominous looking box with a hand hole will give you a manicure in less than 25 minutes,

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complete with a poison needle lest you remove your hand too early.

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Fear may be the mind-killer, but this device called the Nimble will give you killer nails,

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using machine-vision-enabled sensors, a tiny robotic ARM, and a fan for quick drying.

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Nimble's founder, Omri Moran, says he got the idea for the device after having to wait for his date

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to arrive because she was trying to fix her botched manicure at home.

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He decided to invent a device, so he'd never have to wait at a table alone again.

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And Adam X isn't your typical CPR dummy.

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He can breathe, his pupils can dilate, and he can even piss blood.

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Was this written by AI? He's tall, he's handsome, he pisses blood.

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The AI doesn't know that we don't piss blood yet. He was designed by the company Medical X to possess the same skeletal and anatomical structure of a

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human to simulate a multitude of medical scenarios.

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Everything from intubation and IV insertions to literally puncturing his lung or removing his limbs.

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Apparently, an update is planned to give Adam X a voice via GPT technology.

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I see no problems with putting AI inside of the robot designed to be tortured.

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Worked great for the attendees at Westworld. You turn it on, it just screams.

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Ah, turn me off, turn me off! And it would work great for me if you came back on Monday for more tech news.

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We promise it will be 100% robot torture free.

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