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Hello. Welcome to Apple Park. Yesterday,

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we announced the most exciting product we've ever made. Big pants.

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Big pants. Next, we introduce the iPhone Air. The

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most anxietyinducing iPhone we've ever made. It's just 5.6 mm thin, except

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where we smooshed all the electronics into the camera plateau. We thought

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about calling it the camera ledge, but didn't want to give the iPhone factory

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workers any ideas. Yesterday, we mentioned that despite being as thin as

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my patience for insulence, the iPhone Air has all day battery life. We then

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immediately announced a magnetic iPhone air exclusive battery pack for no

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reason. At the heart of the iPhone Air is the brand new A19 Pro chip, the same

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one powering our new Pro models. I love

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using the iPhone Air and using the word

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same to mean different because it has

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five GPU cores instead of six.

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Haha. Speaking of pros, we also

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introduced the iPhone 17 Pro and Pro Max

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with a larger camera plateau in a new

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stunning orange color that just screams

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R2-D2 with a spray tan. Looking good,

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R2. The 17 Pros both have faster

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charging, better cameras, and support for ProRes RAW and Genlock. So, buy your

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filmmaker mom one. If you have a standard mom, we have the iPhone 17,

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which gets to share its upgrades with the rest of the lineup, including 256 GB

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of base storage, 120 Hz displays, 3000

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nits of peak brightness, simultaneous front and rear camera video recording,

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and the new center stage front camera

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that can automatically change to landscape mode, so you can keep your

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other hand where it is, clicking the buy button on more iPhones for every single

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one of your moms. While you're at it, buy her the new crossbody strap so she

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can wear her new iPhone like a purse.

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Great work. Here's what everything costs. Oh, and one more thing. The new

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AirPods Pro 3 have double the active

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noise cancellation, new heart rate sensors, and support live translation.

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But not if you're in the EU and your Apple account region is also in the EU.

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For that place shall remain a pit of anguish and despair for the regulatory

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sins of its corrupted and defiled elites. Oh, and one more thing again.

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Apple Watch Series 11 with 5G, Apple

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Watch Ultra 3 with texting via satellite, and Apple Watch SE3.

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It's cheap.

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What? I blacked out. What? Uh, what was

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I talking about? A new way for web publishers to easily

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license their content to AI companies has arrived. And maybe it can do

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something about that rapid decline of the open web that Google obviously

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contributed to and is suddenly concerned about. It's called really simple

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licensing or RSL and is an open

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decentralized protocol that like Cloudflare's payer crawl feature could

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ensure web crawlers only scrape a website if a publisher allows them to

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under a range of possible licensing options. For example, crawlers could be

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blocked if they don't have a valid RSL license token and a laminated card that

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says Mcloven just it's not going to work. For the scheme to really take off

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though, AI companies would have to be on board in some way. But maybe they'll be

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swayed by the fact that the group behind RSL, the RSL Collective, includes Echert

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Walther, one of the co-creators of the RSS standard, which stands for really

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simple syndication. Simple. This is just

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a guess, but he's probably also a big fan of Averil Lavine, a famous not liker

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of when you go and make things so complicated. Then she probably loves our

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delete you, you'll be fine. But data brokers, the guys who collect personal

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info like your address, phone number, name, and the names of your relatives to

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your personal info once delete me hits them with a barrage of data deletion

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requests. Gotcha. A service like delete me is more

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only reporting on the really big ones. I'm sorry. I just don't want to bring

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and use promo code techlink at checkout or use the QR code on screen. After

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you've bought an iPhone for each and every mom you have, you must buy one for

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me. And you must do this out of love,

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not obligation. Anyway, here's the quick bits. Remember that Windows update that

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everyone thought broke a bunch of SSDs? Well, turns out Microsoft may not have

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been the one to blame this time. Thanks to a lot of investigation done by

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Microsoft Fison, the maker of microcontrollers used in many SSDs, and

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a Chinese language group called PCDIY, it seems like most of the SSD issues

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were actually caused by manufacturers shipping consumer SSDs with unstable

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pre-release firmware installed instead of the consumer ready version. So, if

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you've been having issues, check if your model of SSD has updated firmware

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available and check your own biases while you're at it. I know we blamed

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Microsoft when this first went down, too, but I think you might still be the

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problem. Spotify is finally rolling out lossless streaming after teasing the

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feature for years. And even better, they aren't locking it behind a new, more

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expensive subscription tier. Conditions in the world are such that we cheer for

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this. Existing premium subscribers can stream music in a 24-bit 44.1 kHz flak

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format. Now, that's not as high as the 192 kHz options available from Apple

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Music and Tidal, but even more good news. You won't be able to tell the

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difference, but I will. No. NVIDIA has unveiled its

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first nextG Reuben GPU, but not the way

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you think. Oh, Reuben CPX is a specialized AI GPU

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with 128 GB of GDDDR7 memory as opposed

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to the HBM memory used in standard NVIDIA AI GPUs. The CPX module will

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serve as a co-processor for those larger

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nextG Reuben accelerators, making it better in some way that I frankly didn't

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have time to verify. Here's a diagram if you've ever wondered what it looks like

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inside your robot girlfriend or boyfriend's brain. Maybe go outside and

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take the Pocket Scion with you. It's a

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wacky new device that translates biological electrical activity into

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sound. It's the result of a collab between content creator Modern Biology,

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who does this stuff all the time, and a company called Instruo. The Pocket Scion

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can run these signals through four included digital instruments with names

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like fungal waves, or you can record the

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activity, plug it into a DAW, and make your own glypy sounds.

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>> Just connect the button again.

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If you end up buying this thing and it creeps you out, just calm down. Do not

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threaten it. You cannot kill it in any way that matters. What you can do is

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come back on Friday for more tech news. Hopefully nothing Apple related because

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I think we've done enough Tim Cook for the next year or so. Okay. I just I

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can't can't hold it. Can't keep it going. It's if he he gets
