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Intel has officially announced they are changing their processor branding

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dropping their eyes like an awkward teenager asking the popular girl to prom

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OTE it me Riley this is techlinked and you may not be bothered by Intel's new

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core and core Ultra branded chips yet but you will be

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Intel hinted to The Verge that core Ultra chips will have bigger feature

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sets Arc level integrated Graphics AI capabilities and even the absolute best

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performance that's right you name a buzzword in the ultra Hazard this isn't

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the only change as we referenced earlier their iconic tier numbers like i7 and I9

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are becoming a much less apple-like seven and nine introducing phone 15 Pro

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imagine Christopher Hirsch Intel's

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director of product branding says the question is no longer am I an i7 guy am

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I an I9 guy it's now are you an ultra

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buyer or are you a core buyer

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as we'll go to the flea market what a bizarre choke now

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I guess the eyes kept away the non-guys

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well that's a surprise all right we're rhyming it's too early for rhyming and

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The Branding change gets even worse Intel will now put the processor number

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after the word processor meaning the

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company expects customers to speak sentences like hello I would like to buy

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an Intel Core Ultra 9 processor 1070k

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which was an awful physical experience for my mouth just now the changes will

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take effect with the launch of meteor Lake later this year so enjoy the mouth

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feel of Intel's current branding while you still can twitch is introducing

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partner plus a program that will allow anyone to earn 70 of their subscription

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Revenue with several notable caveats first of all by anyone twitch means

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anyone with 350 recurring subscriptions for a period of at least three

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consecutive months that should have been obvious but which is kind of like saying

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hey anyone can win the lottery yeah

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technically it's true but you're more likely to get hit by lightning and run

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over by a car on the way to buy the ticket know your limit play Within it I didn't

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I didn't especially since twitch Prime subscriptions and gift subscriptions

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arguably the most common types of subscriptions don't count towards the

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350 sub goal but once you achieve it for

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those three months you are automatically enrolled in partner Plus for the next 12

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months until you hit the 100 000 cap don't get too rich

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on God yes okay naturally the reactions

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to this announcement have been mixed long time streamer Harris Heller was

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expressing his consternation with twitch's monetization okay I'll accept

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it when Seth Hendricks the creative and

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editorial director of twitch literally entered the chat to tell Heller that he

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didn't think Heller was wrong per se he just had so many assumptions that are so

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way off poor Hendricks couldn't figure out

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that's the same thing which might explain why twitch has made so many poor

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decisions recently they don't know what words mean Hendrix proceeded to spend 10

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minutes spamming the chat to the point where a Fed Up Heller finally tried to

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ban Hendrix only to find out you can't ban twitch employees so he just ended

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the Stream because at twitch we believe that

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interfering with your ability to make money on our platform requires a

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personal touch we'll come screw up your stream personally and the EU Parliament

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has approved comprehensive regulation to the Region's battery Market to make it a

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battery Market

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the legislation which comes from a proposal made over two years ago is

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meant to ensure batteries can be repurposed remanufactured or recycled

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once all the battery juice has been squeezed out one of the big changes for

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consumers will be that device manufacturers must design batteries so

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users can themselves easily remove and replace them instead of having to send

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your phone to some blue shirted group of jerks that call themselves Geniuses

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because they think they're better than you other changes include requiring EV

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batteries to declare their carbon footprint and eventually giving them a

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fancy digital battery passport starting in 2026 that will hold information on

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the battery model such as what cars don't have feet

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what footprint oh my gosh that was so

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long ago almost way too slow such as which side is its best side for taking

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photos fish that would be a passport photo joke

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if you didn't take fast forward photos Face Forward

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the passport will also contain information specific

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the passport will also contain information specific to the individual

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battery and its use but before this all becomes actual law the EU Council will

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need to formally endorse the text before its publication in the EU official

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of Reddit Steve Huffman AKA Huff Huff

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pass is standing firm on the platform's controversial API changes Huffman has

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stated that Reddit was never designed to support third-party apps despite doing

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closed for the protest Reddit has implied that moderators of protesting

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subreddits may be replaced to keep the site open and accessible to users not

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Reddit is paying for these reviews but if they are they aren't buying enough

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their average is still 3.6 steam has received a major update

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looking even better than my mom did when I took her to prom

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ISE it's been given a bunch of new features including a cloud-based notes

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function and the ability to pin Windows in game which even allows you to watch

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movies while you play of course the biggest improvements are in the back end

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since there's new shared code base between steam desktop Big Picture Mode

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and bigger booty I wish and steam deck just like a

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rom-com makeover the most important change happens on the inside

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she's all that turns out Matthew McConaughey isn't

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a group of 17 music Publishers in the U.S has sued Twitter for allegedly

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enabling copyright violations what how apparently the platform was in talks to

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license music rights before Elon Musk bought the platform and fired 75 of its

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staff bringing new meaning to the phrase everything changed when the Fire Nation

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attacked the phrase everyone knows another new

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change is the platform has been evicted from one of their offices in Boulder

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Colorado after failing to pay rent speech may be free to Twitter but real

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estate it's not so Japanese company Astro scale

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plans on offering a space cleanup service that will remove defunct

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satellites from Earth's orbit and no this is not actually an indie game that

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just launched on Steam it's an opportune time since both the FCC and the world

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economic Forum seem to agree that space operators should dispose of their unused

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equipment within five years following end of mission you got five years is

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that fair just throw it in the garbage

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25. it can stay on the ground for five years and then it's ridiculous in an

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animation Astro scale shows how their Elsa M servicer Frozen fans will Decay

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the or Let It Go Riley I can't we'll

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Decay the orbits of dead satellites causing them to crash towards Earth and

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burn up in the atmosphere in what must be the most violent implementation of

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the Khan Marie method which is the Marie

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condo spark Joy Etc that's what you think Joy

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and Diablo 4 players have yet to find

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the game's secret cow level which has featured in every other entry in the

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franchise developers at blizzard have suggested this may be because the level

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does not exist maybe maybe it's not there guys despite the disappointing

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news from blizzard hopefulgamers believe the company is just trying to mislead

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them and prevent them from fully enjoying their game which seems to be

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Blizzard's job honestly it's perfectly believable since blizzard had personally

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sucked the fun out of every other one of their IPs at least once that's the

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secret to keeping things fresh regular doses of disappointment

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it's called subverting expectations the sequel sucked and now you appreciate

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what we give you okay I'm talking about Star Wars but you won't be disappointed

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if you come back on Monday for more Tech news we're very excited to reveal that

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Monday's episode will feature someone standing in front of a camera trying

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desperately to be funny while they talk about tech news