{"video_id":"-NEVVNbYka8","title":"Linus gets his wisdom teeth removed!","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2025-05-04T14:53:29Z","duration_s":332,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":8.64,"text":"um good morning okay where we going oh heading to the dentist's office i'm","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":8.64,"end_s":13.2,"text":"like stressed but i think that's only just because it's been so long since i","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":13.2,"end_s":16.4,"text":"had the first ones out that i like only sort of remember i remember the really","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":16.4,"end_s":21.28,"text":"unpleasant parts um i was gonna say i don't remember the good parts but i","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":21.28,"end_s":26.08,"text":"don't think there's any good part of a tooth extraction at least i'm not when","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":26.08,"end_s":29.52,"text":"i was talking about this online show a lot 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the top and i've heard the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":62.32,"end_s":66.72,"text":"top is much easier because stuff doesn't like settle into it","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":66.72,"end_s":70.88,"text":"so maybe it won't be that bad and i'm not going to be eating through a straw","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":70.88,"end_s":73.68,"text":"for that long","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":74.4,"end_s":79.36,"text":"will you come be in the vlog with me it's dirty","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":79.36,"end_s":83.36,"text":"no no no you'd know if it was one of our dirty videos","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":83.68,"end_s":87.2,"text":"i was just telling the receptionist i'll be glad when you can't talk anymore","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":87.2,"end_s":90.56,"text":"i was gonna have you teach me sign language what are some things that 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this one right i know this is please","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":122.16,"end_s":127.12,"text":"oh please okay and this is thank you okay i'll see it it's also good","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":127.12,"end_s":130.96,"text":"okay don't forget your manners","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":131.44,"end_s":135.68,"text":"or post-surgery and he's supposedly woken up now but","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":135.68,"end_s":141.6,"text":"we're waiting till he's a bit more awake before i can take him home the elevators to your left","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":141.6,"end_s":148.48,"text":"to your right sorry my left yes okay","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":153.76,"end_s":157.2,"text":"okay sometimes i think you're with it and other times you look very unsteady","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":157.2,"end_s":160.4,"text":"and i can't tell which is which","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":160.48,"end_s":164.4,"text":"whoa i really don't feel comfortable taking a video right now i would","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":164.4,"end_s":167.6,"text":"really like to help you walk","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":168.08,"end_s":172.8,"text":"okay seriously you're going","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":174.64,"end_s":177.84,"text":"no okay please","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":178.8,"end_s":182.16,"text":"Linus is making me record this because he thinks it's funny but i really don't","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":182.16,"end_s":185.2,"text":"think this is very funny","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":186.32,"end_s":190.56,"text":"i've never Linus doesn't drink so i don't know what he'd be like drunk but","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":190.56,"end_s":194.4,"text":"i think this is if you like this video check 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hard","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":277.52,"end_s":281.28,"text":"to open my eyes i never been put under before so that was","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":281.28,"end_s":285.12,"text":"new for me what was it like being put under","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":285.12,"end_s":289.68,"text":"uh do you remember yeah they put in the two things","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":289.68,"end_s":293.68,"text":"and then i woke up","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":294.32,"end_s":299.44,"text":"so what's the plan for the rest of the day","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":299.44,"end_s":305.52,"text":"you're looking at it okay honestly i'm pretty fine compared to when i got the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":305.52,"end_s":309.28,"text":"bottoms out it's really not that bad because those were impacted","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":309.28,"end_s":315.04,"text":"yeah these ones were out so like all of mine were impacted when i had mine done","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":315.04,"end_s":318.24,"text":"don't think it's even really swollen is it uh they said the swelling would happen","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":318.24,"end_s":326.96,"text":"tomorrow has it stopped bleeding we gotta change your cause uh don't do it on camera do you want the ally","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":326.96,"end_s":333.28,"text":"it's right there though okay okay all right","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"um good morning okay where we going oh heading to the dentist's office i'm like stressed but i think that's only just because it's been so long since i had the first ones out that i like only sort of remember i remember the really unpleasant parts um i was gonna say i don't remember the good parts but i don't think there's any good part of a tooth extraction at least i'm not when i was talking about this online show a lot of folks in the flow plane chat were like yeah man i uh you know i'm in the states i have like no pto and i basically got my wisdom teeth out in the morning and i had to work in the afternoon because i had no choice i'm like okay well i am not i'm not as tough as you and i'm glad i don't have to do that how many teeth are you getting out uh just the two and fortunately i did the bottoms last time because those were the ones that were impacted and kept getting inflamed and stuff um and this time it's the top and i've heard the top is much easier because stuff doesn't like settle into it so maybe it won't be that bad and i'm not going to be eating through a straw for that long will you come be in the vlog with me it's dirty no no no you'd know if it was one of our dirty videos i was just telling the receptionist i'll be glad when you can't talk anymore i was gonna have you teach me sign language what are some things that i'm going to need to know after oh yeah we had a we had a misunderstanding this morning because i was going like this and that was somehow supposed to mean five okay so well no no it doesn't mean you or mine yours yeah yeah so you me yours mine okay i took that to mean stop or pause or five i think we said five yeah like yeah okay so what else do i need to know uh what are some things you're gonna say oh i know that one yeah okay i know what about thank you i remember thank you for no it's this one right i know this is please oh please okay and this is thank you okay i'll see it it's also good okay don't forget your manners or post-surgery and he's supposedly woken up now but we're waiting till he's a bit more awake before i can take him home the elevators to your left to your right sorry my left yes okay okay sometimes i think you're with it and other times you look very unsteady and i can't tell which is which whoa i really don't feel comfortable taking a video right now i would really like to help you walk okay seriously you're going no okay please Linus is making me record this because he thinks it's funny but i really don't think this is very funny i've never Linus doesn't drink so i don't know what he'd be like drunk but i think this is if you like this video check out i want to get on a ccf screen again also good nugget for now i wish i could eat a nugget right now hi did you take the gauze out no oh okay it's in there okay well you're looking a lot better than before we're also what like four hours post-surgery now has it been four hours we went in at nine what time is it that's long 30 how long was that in surgery though uh you were in surgery for about 45 minutes and then you were in recovery for uh to wake up for maybe 45 minutes oh i don't remember 45 minutes of recovery you were really funny in the car what did i do do you not remember do you remember coming out of the dental office yeah i remember walking to the anything i remember walking kind of unevenly yeah yeah yeah yeah no i do remember walking um walking down okay is that your earliest memory um no i remember being really hard to open my eyes i never been put under before so that was new for me what was it like being put under uh do you remember yeah they put in the two things and then i woke up so what's the plan for the rest of the day you're looking at it okay honestly i'm pretty fine compared to when i got the bottoms out it's really not that bad because those were impacted yeah these ones were out so like all of mine were impacted when i had mine done don't think it's even really swollen is it uh they said the swelling would happen tomorrow has it stopped bleeding we gotta change your cause uh don't do it on camera do you want the ally it's right there though okay okay all right"}